why do girks wear makeup? its like so fake
TheConsciousFoody
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Why do people lose weight?
Why do women get acrylic nails?
Why do women REALLY wear heels?
Why do women dye their hair?
Why do chicks have half naked pictures for their avatars on here?
Why do men have nice cars?
Why do men have big trucks?
Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
Why do women have their eyebrows plucked and waxed?
Why do women wear snug clothing?
Why do women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts?
Probably because they are insecure? Have low self esteem? They like being fake? Probably to compete with each other for attention from the opposite sex. Or totally trying to impress the opposite sex.
Coughsarcasmcough
Edited to grumble about my tablet screwing up the word girl in the topic. It will bug me FOREVER.
Why do women get acrylic nails?
Why do women REALLY wear heels?
Why do women dye their hair?
Why do chicks have half naked pictures for their avatars on here?
Why do men have nice cars?
Why do men have big trucks?
Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
Why do women have their eyebrows plucked and waxed?
Why do women wear snug clothing?
Why do women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts?
Probably because they are insecure? Have low self esteem? They like being fake? Probably to compete with each other for attention from the opposite sex. Or totally trying to impress the opposite sex.
Coughsarcasmcough
Edited to grumble about my tablet screwing up the word girl in the topic. It will bug me FOREVER.
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In before someone misses the sarcasm.0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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In before EVERYONE misses the sarcasm.0
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hi i'm here to miss the sarcasm and make you all glad you got here first.0
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Are we talking about sweet girkens? Cause I hate when my pickles wear make up0
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Small penis.Why do men have nice cars?
Why do men have big trucks?
Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?0 -
Small penis.Why do men have nice cars?
Why do men have big trucks?
Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
so you're admitting you have a small penis?0 -
Small penis.Why do men have nice cars?
Why do men have big trucks?
Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
so you're admitting you have a small penis?
You got something against small penises?0 -
I was following the sarcasm streak the OP had going on, but believe what you will!
Small penis.Why do men have nice cars?
Why do men have big trucks?
Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
so you're admitting you have a small penis?0 -
peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'0
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peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'
I have a really smartmouthed reply for this, but don't want mod wrath. :laugh:0 -
Googled Girl
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Sex. All of it.0
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Googled Girl
Ha!0 -
Is it strange that while trying to type "girk" I typoed "girl" That kinda makes me and you even foody
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peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'
pigs in a blanket?!?!?!?! :laugh:0 -
that's what pm's are for.peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'
I have a really smartmouthed reply for this, but don't want mod wrath. :laugh:0 -
peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'
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CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GIRK IS?0
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I just want to know what "girks" are.0
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CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GIRK IS?
Its a name for chicks who eat too many gherkins. Duh.0 -
I just want to know what "girks" are.
urban dictionary to the rescue!
girk: any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others
1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!
2nd guy: what a freekin girk!0 -
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GIRK IS?
Its a name for chicks who eat too many gherkins. Duh.
soooooooo what if they just eat one?0 -
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GIRK IS?
Its a name for chicks who eat too many gherkins. Duh.
soooooooo what if they just eat one?
Well if they have just one they are just girls.0 -
Sarcasm. . . . Sarcasm?0
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Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.
Lady, I am disappoint.0 -
Maybe they wish it was juicy0
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So if it's girk, does that mean her SO is a gut?
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peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'
Penis shaming isn't very nice. Tsk tsk.0
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