why do girks wear makeup? its like so fake

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TheConsciousFoody
TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
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Why do people lose weight?

Why do women get acrylic nails?

Why do women REALLY wear heels?

Why do women dye their hair?

Why do chicks have half naked pictures for their avatars on here?

Why do men have nice cars?

Why do men have big trucks?

Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?

Why do women have their eyebrows plucked and waxed?

Why do women wear snug clothing?

Why do women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts?


Probably because they are insecure? Have low self esteem? They like being fake? Probably to compete with each other for attention from the opposite sex. Or totally trying to impress the opposite sex.


Coughsarcasmcough


Edited to grumble about my tablet screwing up the word girl in the topic. It will bug me FOREVER.
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    In before someone misses the sarcasm.
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    In before EVERYONE misses the sarcasm.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    hi i'm here to miss the sarcasm and make you all glad you got here first.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Are we talking about sweet girkens? Cause I hate when my pickles wear make up
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
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    Why do men have nice cars?

    Why do men have big trucks?

    Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
    Small penis.
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
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    Why do men have nice cars?

    Why do men have big trucks?

    Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
    Small penis.

    so you're admitting you have a small penis?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Why do men have nice cars?

    Why do men have big trucks?

    Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
    Small penis.

    so you're admitting you have a small penis?

    You got something against small penises?
  • jayche
    jayche Posts: 1,128 Member
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    Why do men have nice cars?

    Why do men have big trucks?

    Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
    Small penis.

    so you're admitting you have a small penis?
    I was following the sarcasm streak the OP had going on, but believe what you will!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'

    I have a really smartmouthed reply for this, but don't want mod wrath. :laugh:
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Googled Girl

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  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Sex. All of it.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
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    Googled Girl

    417206_300.jpg

    Ha!
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Is it strange that while trying to type "girk" I typoed "girl" That kinda makes me and you even foody :)
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
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    peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'

    pigs in a blanket?!?!?!?! :laugh:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'

    I have a really smartmouthed reply for this, but don't want mod wrath. :laugh:
    that's what pm's are for.
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
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    peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GIRK IS?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gherkin??? maybe?

    gherkin.jpeg

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