why do girks wear makeup? its like so fake

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  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    I just want to know what "girks" are.
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
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    CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GIRK IS?

    Its a name for chicks who eat too many gherkins. Duh.
  • justgowithit17
    justgowithit17 Posts: 1,392 Member
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    I just want to know what "girks" are.

    urban dictionary to the rescue!

    girk: any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others

    1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!

    2nd guy: what a freekin girk!
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GIRK IS?

    Its a name for chicks who eat too many gherkins. Duh.

    soooooooo what if they just eat one?
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
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    CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GIRK IS?

    Its a name for chicks who eat too many gherkins. Duh.

    soooooooo what if they just eat one?

    Well if they have just one they are just girls.
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Sarcasm. . . . Sarcasm?
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
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    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Lady, I am disappoint.
  • Momf3boys
    Momf3boys Posts: 1,637 Member
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    Maybe they wish it was juicy
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,714 Member
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    So if it's girk, does that mean her SO is a gut?

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  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
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    peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'

    Penis shaming isn't very nice. Tsk tsk.
  • SlvrBluGoddess
    SlvrBluGoddess Posts: 239 Member
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    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Lady, I am disappoint.

    I've wondered that myself. I've also seen girls wearing pants with the word "SCORE" across her butt. What's THAT say? lol
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
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    I'm going to try to do all of those things at once. BURN

    Will report back.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    I'm going to try to do all of those things at once. BURN

    Will report back.

    It will require picture proof
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    Just break up.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    ...
    I've also seen girls wearing pants with the word "SCORE" across her butt. What's THAT say? lol

    I'm a fan of UFC MMA, but seeing "Condom Depot" embroidered across a fighter's *kitten* is really distracting! (no homo) Why can't it be on the side or waist like a lot of other sponsors?! You don't see "TapOut" in the place. Nope, Condom Depot always has to be smack dab across the cheeks!!! Can I get a 'Jerry Seinfeld' "What's..up..with..that?!
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  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    ZOMG like why do girls even have HAIR? It's like, so dumb. They're just trying to impress guys. :laugh:
  • NobodyInParticular
    NobodyInParticular Posts: 352 Member
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    They see her girking... they hatin'...
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    They see her girking... they hatin'...

    Show me how you girk, baby.
  • turtlefitnessdad
    turtlefitnessdad Posts: 585 Member
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    girking is awsome.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Lady, I am disappoint.

    Maybe cause they have juicy lady farts...their panties look like a jackson pollock painting

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