why do girks wear makeup? its like so fake

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  • SlvrBluGoddess
    SlvrBluGoddess Posts: 239 Member
    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Lady, I am disappoint.

    I've wondered that myself. I've also seen girls wearing pants with the word "SCORE" across her butt. What's THAT say? lol
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    I'm going to try to do all of those things at once. BURN

    Will report back.
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    I'm going to try to do all of those things at once. BURN

    Will report back.

    It will require picture proof
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Just break up.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    ...
    I've also seen girls wearing pants with the word "SCORE" across her butt. What's THAT say? lol

    I'm a fan of UFC MMA, but seeing "Condom Depot" embroidered across a fighter's *kitten* is really distracting! (no homo) Why can't it be on the side or waist like a lot of other sponsors?! You don't see "TapOut" in the place. Nope, Condom Depot always has to be smack dab across the cheeks!!! Can I get a 'Jerry Seinfeld' "What's..up..with..that?!
    condom_fa229a_566021.jpg
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    ZOMG like why do girls even have HAIR? It's like, so dumb. They're just trying to impress guys. :laugh:
  • NobodyInParticular
    NobodyInParticular Posts: 352 Member
    They see her girking... they hatin'...
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    They see her girking... they hatin'...

    Show me how you girk, baby.
  • turtlefitnessdad
    turtlefitnessdad Posts: 585 Member
    girking is awsome.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Lady, I am disappoint.

    Maybe cause they have juicy lady farts...their panties look like a jackson pollock painting
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Bad taste, mostly.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Lady, I am disappoint.

    Because they are the epitome of chic, class and sophistication :indifferent:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    peni that are small reminds me of cocktail weenies wrapped in crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard. just sayin'

    I'm never going to be able to eat a cocktail weenie wrapped crescent dough with a lil toothpick dipped in mustard ever again thanks to this post :sad:

    OP because thigh gaps, that's why
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Lady, I am disappoint.

    there's a psychological effect whereby reading a word overrides the input from other sources, like if you write the word red, in green ink, it's really hard to say "it's green" because your brain is busy reading the word "red" and so you end up saying "red" even though the ink is green.

    So it's an attempt to fool people into thinking that their bottom is more juicy than it really is
  • Amazon_Who
    Amazon_Who Posts: 1,092 Member
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  • LaLouve_RK
    LaLouve_RK Posts: 899 Member
    Why do men have nice cars?

    Why do men have big trucks?

    Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
    Small penis.

    If I am a woman and have a big truck... what do I have?! :huh: :laugh:
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT A GIRK IS?

    Its a name for chicks who eat too many gherkins. Duh.
    oh the sodium!
  • kaylaandthestarcatcher
    kaylaandthestarcatcher Posts: 836
    Why do men have nice cars?

    Why do men have big trucks?

    Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
    Small penis.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XkTtyDcSAA
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Why do men have nice cars?

    Why do men have big trucks?

    Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
    Small penis.

    If I am a woman and have a big truck... what do I have?! :huh: :laugh:

    A man with a small penis, or a good collection of toys?
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
    sarcastic font: why do i let what other people choose to do bug me?

    - - -

    OP - 100% awesome hair!
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
    I prefer makeup on the boyts. I personally can't be bothered.
  • Katalyst77
    Katalyst77 Posts: 79
    Are we talking about sweet girkens? Cause I hate when my pickles wear make up

    :laugh: Awesome!
  • AmandaPandah
    AmandaPandah Posts: 222 Member
    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Lady, I am disappoint.

    Because Juicy is an expensive label and girls love that :tongue:
  • Katalyst77
    Katalyst77 Posts: 79
    Alright, all girkiness aside, why DO women buy pants with words like "Juicy" across their butts? Seriously. It's never girls with great butts, either. It's always flat-butted chicks. I'm not pleased by it, and certainly, since it's behind them, they don't do it to please themselves.

    Lady, I am disappoint.

    Maybe cause they have juicy lady farts...their panties look like a jackson pollock painting

    :laugh: :drinker: Again...awesome. And also really gross.
  • ChunkieNuts
    ChunkieNuts Posts: 135 Member
    i got gherkins, small penis's and sausage rolls in my head hahaha :laugh:
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    i got gherkins, small penis's and sausage rolls in my head hahaha :laugh:
    o_o u can take alot at once
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    i got gherkins, small penis's and sausage rolls in my head hahaha :laugh:
    o_o u can take alot at once

    That's what He Said!

    Ba-dum-tiss.
  • ShaneCRoach
    ShaneCRoach Posts: 14
    Snorty LOLs!
    Are we talking about sweet girkens? Cause I hate when my pickles wear make up
  • ShaneCRoach
    ShaneCRoach Posts: 14
    A large penis.
    Why do men have nice cars?

    Why do men have big trucks?

    Why do men on here use half naked photos for their avatar?
    Small penis.

    If I am a woman and have a big truck... what do I have?! :huh: :laugh:
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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