Anyone have any really bad jokes?

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  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a bathroom?

    Because the "p" is silent!

    Ha! \ (^o^) /
  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
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    Have you head the joke about the pencil?




    ahh forget it... its pointless anyways.
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    Why was Thor the only sibling allowed to join the Asgardian choir?

    His brother was too Loki...
  • Reza151
    Reza151 Posts: 517 Member
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    Why was Thor the only sibling allowed to join the Asgardian choir?

    His brother was too Loki...

    LOVE THIS. brb have to post on Tumblr
  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    1: Mr. and Mrs. Snake got matching tattoos!
    2: Oh? What do they say?
    3: Hisss and Hersss...
  • HeavierThan_Heaven
    HeavierThan_Heaven Posts: 246 Member
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    Whats brown and sticky?



    A stick.
  • Tat2dDom0105
    Tat2dDom0105 Posts: 661
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    Confucius Say: Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways, going to Bangkok.
  • nashsheri33
    nashsheri33 Posts: 225 Member
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    what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it?

    a stick.

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