I do NOT need girls to add me

jnichel
jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

And don't tell my wife.

What? No, I'm not married.
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  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    I am soooo telling...and I refuse to send you a FR...

    ooh look at that, you're already on my FL...huh...didn't make the connection.

    :wink:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    And don't tell my wife.

    What? No, I'm not married.

    I prefer mine a little tighter than loose. Just sayin' Do your kegels ladies.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
  • __stacyb
    __stacyb Posts: 306
    HUGE huh? now you have my interest
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    lawl ^^
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    FR sent...you said the majik words
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Nice physchlogical there.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    You clever guy.
  • beautifulbeast11
    beautifulbeast11 Posts: 202 Member
    I love this after reading the post about the guy wanting a million girls to add him. This makes me want to add you because I'm a rebel.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    To get into management, you need to start taking recreational drugs. That will eat into your paycheck.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I love this after reading the post about the guy wanting a million girls to add him. This makes me want to add you because I'm a rebel.

    Don't do it if you're a girl. Girls are icky and have cooties.
  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    Ookaaay. Well good luck with your career....

    Next...
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    To get into management, you need to start taking recreational drugs. That will eat into your paycheck.

    Start?
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    :wink:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    Ookaaay. Well good luck with your career....

    Next...

    See if I send you any chicken nuggets.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
    How huge?
    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
    You got mad skillz my friend, I can't seem to get past cashier.... $4.75 and the give me $5, that's $2.50 back correct?
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    useful-yes
    fun to play with-yes
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    Car?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
    How huge?
    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
    You got mad skillz my friend, I can't seem to get past cashier.... $4.75 and the give me $5, that's $2.50 back correct?

    I'm not sure. I didn't get accepted to cashier training because of this leaky boil on my face.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    Ookaaay. Well good luck with your career....

    Next...

    You have a perty smile. Got all your teeth? Wanna be an artifact?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.

    Tanned Tiger. Yeah, his is a monster.
  • AmandaPandah
    AmandaPandah Posts: 222 Member
    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
    .

    same
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.

    Tanned Tiger. Yeah, his is a monster.

    No fair. All the girls like him better than me.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.

    bwahahahahahahah
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    schlong?

    it's not voldemort.....it doesn't attack you if you say it....

    now if you lick it.....

    i can't promise anything.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
    It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.
    I think I had a Tiger Towel when I was like 15, I kept it next to the stack of Penthouse's that I stole from my dad.