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I do NOT need girls to add me
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I am soooo telling...and I refuse to send you a FR...
ooh look at that, you're already on my FL...huh...didn't make the connection.
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Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
And don't tell my wife.
What? No, I'm not married.
I prefer mine a little tighter than loose. Just sayin' Do your kegels ladies.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.0
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HUGE huh? now you have my interest0
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Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?0 -
lawl ^^0
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FR sent...you said the majik words0
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Nice physchlogical there.0
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Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.0 -
You clever guy.0
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I love this after reading the post about the guy wanting a million girls to add him. This makes me want to add you because I'm a rebel.0
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Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
To get into management, you need to start taking recreational drugs. That will eat into your paycheck.0 -
I love this after reading the post about the guy wanting a million girls to add him. This makes me want to add you because I'm a rebel.
Don't do it if you're a girl. Girls are icky and have cooties.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
Ookaaay. Well good luck with your career....
Next...0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
To get into management, you need to start taking recreational drugs. That will eat into your paycheck.
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Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
Ookaaay. Well good luck with your career....
Next...
See if I send you any chicken nuggets.0 -
You got mad skillz my friend, I can't seem to get past cashier.... $4.75 and the give me $5, that's $2.50 back correct?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
How huge?Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
useful-yes
fun to play with-yes0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
Car?0 -
You got mad skillz my friend, I can't seem to get past cashier.... $4.75 and the give me $5, that's $2.50 back correct?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
How huge?Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
I'm not sure. I didn't get accepted to cashier training because of this leaky boil on my face.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
Ookaaay. Well good luck with your career....
Next...
You have a perty smile. Got all your teeth? Wanna be an artifact?0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.
Tanned Tiger. Yeah, his is a monster.0 -
Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
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Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.
Tanned Tiger. Yeah, his is a monster.
No fair. All the girls like him better than me.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.
bwahahahahahahah0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
schlong?
it's not voldemort.....it doesn't attack you if you say it....
now if you lick it.....
i can't promise anything.0 -
I think I had a Tiger Towel when I was like 15, I kept it next to the stack of Penthouse's that I stole from my dad.
It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.0
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