I do NOT need girls to add me

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  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    useful-yes
    fun to play with-yes
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    Car?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
    How huge?
    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
    You got mad skillz my friend, I can't seem to get past cashier.... $4.75 and the give me $5, that's $2.50 back correct?

    I'm not sure. I didn't get accepted to cashier training because of this leaky boil on my face.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    Ookaaay. Well good luck with your career....

    Next...

    You have a perty smile. Got all your teeth? Wanna be an artifact?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.

    Tanned Tiger. Yeah, his is a monster.
  • AmandaPandah
    AmandaPandah Posts: 222 Member
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    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
    .

    same
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.

    Tanned Tiger. Yeah, his is a monster.

    No fair. All the girls like him better than me.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.

    bwahahahahahahah
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    schlong?

    it's not voldemort.....it doesn't attack you if you say it....

    now if you lick it.....

    i can't promise anything.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
    It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.
    I think I had a Tiger Towel when I was like 15, I kept it next to the stack of Penthouse's that I stole from my dad.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    And don't tell my wife.

    What? No, I'm not married.

    I prefer mine a little tighter than loose. Just sayin' Do your kegels ladies.


    Gotta use the right size tool for the job. :wink:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.

    schlong?

    it's not voldemort.....it doesn't attack you if you say it....

    now if you lick it.....

    i can't promise anything.

    I thought liking was your way of saying I like you:blushing:
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
    How huge?
    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
    You got mad skillz my friend, I can't seem to get past cashier.... $4.75 and the give me $5, that's $2.50 back correct?

    I'm not sure. I didn't get accepted to cashier training because of this leaky boil on my face.
    :sick:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    We have so much in common.
  • ChloeRoseLejeune
    ChloeRoseLejeune Posts: 488
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    "You have a perty smile. Got all your teeth? Wanna be an artifact?"


    Omg. I think I love you. Hahaha. :drinker:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Loose, fast women on the other hand.....

    We have so much in common.

    You ladies wanna join my in my van?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    Dude. You messed up. You should have used the Louis Anderson quote from Coming to America.
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
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    ^^ agree I would have totally added if you had used the quote. :wink:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.

    How huge?

    I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!

    Dude. You messed up. You should have used the Louis Anderson quote from Coming to America.

    Damnit, I didn't even think about it.

    Sorry guys and gals, I screwed up the Internet. I must hang my head in shame now.

    No fast, lose women will want to add me now.
  • AlanTuring
    AlanTuring Posts: 159
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    The one thing I'm going to take away from this thread is the nickname "Towel Tiger."

    That was, as the kids say, good to me.

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