I do NOT need girls to add me
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Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
useful-yes
fun to play with-yes0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
Car?0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
I'm not sure. I didn't get accepted to cashier training because of this leaky boil on my face.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
Ookaaay. Well good luck with your career....
Next...
You have a perty smile. Got all your teeth? Wanna be an artifact?0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.
Tanned Tiger. Yeah, his is a monster.0 -
Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
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Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.
Tanned Tiger. Yeah, his is a monster.
No fair. All the girls like him better than me.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
It can't be that big. I know the guy who makes the most money in the world. His name is Towel Tiger or something like that.
bwahahahahahahah0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
schlong?
it's not voldemort.....it doesn't attack you if you say it....
now if you lick it.....
i can't promise anything.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.0
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Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
And don't tell my wife.
What? No, I'm not married.
I prefer mine a little tighter than loose. Just sayin' Do your kegels ladies.
Gotta use the right size tool for the job.0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
schlong?
it's not voldemort.....it doesn't attack you if you say it....
now if you lick it.....
i can't promise anything.
I thought liking was your way of saying I like you:blushing:0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
I'm not sure. I didn't get accepted to cashier training because of this leaky boil on my face.0 -
Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
We have so much in common.0 -
"You have a perty smile. Got all your teeth? Wanna be an artifact?"
Omg. I think I love you. Hahaha. :drinker:0 -
Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
We have so much in common.
You ladies wanna join my in my van?0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
Dude. You messed up. You should have used the Louis Anderson quote from Coming to America.0 -
^^ agree I would have totally added if you had used the quote.0
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Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
How huge?
I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
Dude. You messed up. You should have used the Louis Anderson quote from Coming to America.
Damnit, I didn't even think about it.
Sorry guys and gals, I screwed up the Internet. I must hang my head in shame now.
No fast, lose women will want to add me now.0 -
The one thing I'm going to take away from this thread is the nickname "Towel Tiger."
That was, as the kids say, good to me.0
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