I do NOT need girls to add me
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"You have a perty smile. Got all your teeth? Wanna be an artifact?"
Omg. I think I love you. Hahaha. :drinker:
That's alright. I am lovable apparently. Just don't PM me and propose to me tomorrow morning.0 -
The one thing I'm going to take away from this thread is the nickname "Towel Tiger."
That was, as the kids say, good to me.
I still love you AlanTuring. Even if you do steal my nickname for Captain *kitten*!0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
schlong?
it's not voldemort.....it doesn't attack you if you say it....
now if you lick it.....
i can't promise anything.
I thought liking was your way of saying I like you:blushing:
::LICKS:: I LIKE you....
better?0 -
Probably not a good idea to have my wife (I'm not married) on my FL. Just ignore that person and add me. I have a HUGE paycheck.
A huge paycheck, you say? Good, because in this day and age it's much more useful than a large... well... you know. That other thing.
Car?
House?0 -
Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
We have so much in common.
You ladies wanna join my in my van?
If it has a nice shag rug, sure.0 -
oh baby...reverse psychology will get you EVERYwhere!0
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Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
We have so much in common.
You ladies wanna join my in my van?
If it has a nice shag rug, sure.
Yes, yes, of course. Pay no mind to those restraints.0 -
oh baby...reverse psychology will get you EVERYwhere!
I should probably try that with my kids.0 -
(Stomps foot)
I am not icky and I do not have cooties!
(Folds arms and pouts)0 -
Loose, fast women on the other hand.....
We have so much in common.
You have another hand too?0 -
(Stomps foot)
I am not icky and I do not have cooties!
(Folds arms and pouts)
If you had pigtails, I'd pull them.0 -
(Stomps foot)
I am not icky and I do not have cooties!
(Folds arms and pouts)
If you had pigtails, I'd pull them.
I did, many moons ago...0 -
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I work for McDonalds and get paid for each note I put into the Happy Meals. I was also recently promoted from fry cook to 1/4 burger builder. I expect to make manager in 6-10 years. I've got a future BABY!
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