I'm jealous

AllonsYtotheTardis
AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
edited January 16 in Chit-Chat
that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:
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  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    something about the muscle mass in the body, burns more calories at rest.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    So...
  • caspergirl7
    caspergirl7 Posts: 590 Member
    something about the muscle mass in the body, burns more calories at rest.

    YEP!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    We have two heads to think with, so that burns more calories.

    Fer realz.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

    Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

    Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

    Most of the time it's because we're stronger. Have more muscle mass and therefore a higher TDEE.



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  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Still not fair! :sad:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Bah...we are just Teh AwZumz like dat!
  • _DaniD_
    _DaniD_ Posts: 2,186 Member
    If you're not hungry why are you jealous? You crazy little snow woman.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

    Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

    Most of the time it's because we're stronger. Have more muscle mass and therefore a higher TDEE.

    Two reasons to be jealous
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    If you're not hungry why are you jealous? You crazy little snow woman.

    It's a Dalek
  • Bethie_B
    Bethie_B Posts: 292 Member
    Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

    But, you know...

    Boobs.

    We win.
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

    But, you know...

    Boobs.

    We win.
    qft
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

    Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

    That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

    But, you know...

    Boobs.

    We win.

    Pft. I got those.
  • I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

    Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

    hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

    But, you know...

    Boobs.

    We win.

    No we have boobs too...
  • jillybean_75
    jillybean_75 Posts: 70 Member
    However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    If you're not hungry why are you jealous? You crazy little snow woman.

    Because I love to eat - that's what landed me here in the first place! :noway: :laugh:
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

    Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.


    But there is always "splash back " to consider.

    Public men's restrooms are no sweet place to hang out either.
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

    Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

    hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

    I consider hovering a bonus leg workout... :laugh:
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

    But, you know...

    Boobs.

    We win.

    You are soooo right!
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

    I'd rather pee standing up than have babies... that's what I have a wife for :D
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

    Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

    That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

    Get out, you're not welcome here any more. :grumble:

    Look at me, walking out the room, eating a bag of chips and shedding pounds. :bigsmile:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

    Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

    hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

    I consider hovering a bonus leg workout... :laugh:
    I always thought hovering was why women go to the bathroom in groups \m/
  • 73Freckles
    73Freckles Posts: 201 Member
    women store fat more easily because we carry the babies. or something like that. it's just how we're built so we have to work harder. ugh!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

    I've been in the room (as well as the months leading up to that event) when my wife has pushed out a few of those rug-rats. I'd argue it is us men who are blessed with not having the ability to bear children. :tongue:
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

    Pictures, or it didn't happen.
  • lovelyMYlovely
    lovelyMYlovely Posts: 1,066 Member
    hmm not me.. i eat like a piggy and i barely exercise and i still look hottt lol.. I guess it depends on the person.. ( I also have 2 kids ) some people just have a fast metabolism... dont worry girl... i think everything is a head game the more you stress about food the more you are stressing yourself out and slowing down your bodys ability to digest food.. sounds weird.. lol but i never stress about food and im still losing while eating whatever i want... but in a calorie restricted diet..
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