I'm jealous

dinosnopro

I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

But there is always "splash back " to consider.

Public men's restrooms are no sweet place to hang out either.

sbbhbm

I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

I consider hovering a bonus leg workout... :laugh:

AllonsYtotheTardis

Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

But, you know...

Boobs.

We win.

You are soooo right!

darkguardian419

However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

I'd rather pee standing up than have babies... that's what I have a wife for

jnichel

that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

Get out, you're not welcome here any more. :grumble:

Look at me, walking out the room, eating a bag of chips and shedding pounds. :bigsmile:

jackpotclown

I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

I consider hovering a bonus leg workout... :laugh:

I always thought hovering was why women go to the bathroom in groups \m/

73Freckles

women store fat more easily because we carry the babies. or something like that. it's just how we're built so we have to work harder. ugh!

jnichel

However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

I've been in the room (as well as the months leading up to that event) when my wife has pushed out a few of those rug-rats. I'd argue it is us men who are blessed with not having the ability to bear children.

AllonsYtotheTardis

That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

lovelyMYlovely

hmm not me.. i eat like a piggy and i barely exercise and i still look hottt lol.. I guess it depends on the person.. ( I also have 2 kids ) some people just have a fast metabolism... dont worry girl... i think everything is a head game the more you stress about food the more you are stressing yourself out and slowing down your bodys ability to digest food.. sounds weird.. lol but i never stress about food and im still losing while eating whatever i want... but in a calorie restricted diet..

Alex_is_Hawks

However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

have you been in labor? this is not a blessing.

Timshel_

Look at me, walking out the room, eating a bag of chips and shedding pounds. :bigsmile:

And Kettle Chips to boot. Not the baked, low fat crappy air waffer style. Nice job.

Oh look, I lost weight just thinking about them.

jnichel

that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

Get out, you're not welcome here any more. :grumble:

Look at me, walking out the room, eating a bag of chips and shedding pounds. :bigsmile:

I'm about to burn some major calories kicking your *kitten*!

:laugh:

Promises, promises.

YoungDoc2B

Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

But, you know...

Boobs.

We win.

Men can have bewbs too. Bewbs and faster weight loss. Beat that

zyxst

I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

Hovering is the reason public, women's bathrooms are disgusting. Sit on the damn seat.

BikerGirlElaine

that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

That's the price they pay for wearing neckties, killing spiders, and being the one to go check out that strange noise in the middle of the night.

Muddy_Yogi

However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

Don't mind the carrying them so much but I honestly thing the pain of actually getting them out should be given to someone else...say....the DADDY!

aseymour13

Agree! Still not fair. Regardless!

jnichel

That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

http://patrickspokemonpalace.wordpress.com/2011/10/29/deep-fried-bacon-wrapped-butter/

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

I consider hovering a bonus leg workout... :laugh:

me too! Especially day after leg day, lol.