I'm jealous

Alex_is_Hawks

However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

have you been in labor? this is not a blessing.

Timshel_

Look at me, walking out the room, eating a bag of chips and shedding pounds. :bigsmile:

And Kettle Chips to boot. Not the baked, low fat crappy air waffer style. Nice job.

Oh look, I lost weight just thinking about them.

jnichel

that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

Get out, you're not welcome here any more. :grumble:

Look at me, walking out the room, eating a bag of chips and shedding pounds. :bigsmile:

I'm about to burn some major calories kicking your *kitten*!

:laugh:

Promises, promises.

YoungDoc2B

Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

But, you know...

Boobs.

We win.

Men can have bewbs too. Bewbs and faster weight loss. Beat that

zyxst

I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

Hovering is the reason public, women's bathrooms are disgusting. Sit on the damn seat.

BikerGirlElaine

that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

That's the price they pay for wearing neckties, killing spiders, and being the one to go check out that strange noise in the middle of the night.

Muddy_Yogi

However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

Don't mind the carrying them so much but I honestly thing the pain of actually getting them out should be given to someone else...say....the DADDY!

aseymour13

Agree! Still not fair. Regardless!

jnichel

That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

http://patrickspokemonpalace.wordpress.com/2011/10/29/deep-fried-bacon-wrapped-butter/

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

I consider hovering a bonus leg workout... :laugh:

me too! Especially day after leg day, lol.

Muddy_Yogi

that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

That's the price they pay for wearing neckties, killing spiders, and being the one to go check out that strange noise in the middle of the night.

Mine doesn't wear neckties (yet I still wear panty hose), is more afraid of spiders than anyone I have ever seen and we have both been known to go check on that scary noise in the middle of the night (I'm no sissy!)

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

I'm jealous that men can pee standing up. They never even have to touch the toilet.

Have you ever used a public women's restroom? It's disgusting.

hovering is your friend in public bathrooms. :bigsmile:

Hovering is the reason public, women's bathrooms are disgusting. Sit on the damn seat.

yea, I don't make messes and should I ever, I know how to clean up. :flowerforyou:

love2cycle

My friend says her husband just "thinks" about losing weight and loses!!

iAMsmiling

However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

Don't mind the carrying them so much but I honestly thing the pain of actually getting them out should be given to someone else...say....the DADDY!

Hey, I put them in there. Why should I do all the work?

AllonsYtotheTardis

That's the price they pay for wearing neckties, killing spiders, and being the one to go check out that strange noise in the middle of the night.

I never realized that killing spiders burns so many calories. In fact, I think my arachnophobia made me fat.

Pixi_Rex

Wait what?? I eat the same amount of food as some of my male friends on my list and still lose weight - and I am not talking 1200 calories... some days I am well over 2000....

ValMartin79

Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

But, you know...

Boobs.

We win.

Hahaha, just for that we always win!

karenrace

My husband does 10 sit-ups and loses 5 pounds. At least, it feels that way. Extremely annoying.

LadyBirdGo

there's actually a good evolutionary reason to explain this. women need to have more weight for child bearing. .....Of course this wouldn't explain why it becomes harder for us to lose weight as we get older.

AllonsYtotheTardis

That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

http://patrickspokemonpalace.wordpress.com/2011/10/29/deep-fried-bacon-wrapped-butter/

THAT was awesome!

jnichel

My husband does 10 sit-ups and loses 5 pounds. At least, it feels that way. Extremely annoying.

I once lost 3lbs while drinking a large Mt Dew and watching a jogger run past my house.

Cliffslosinit

You just earned a FR

jbutterflye

That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

http://patrickspokemonpalace.wordpress.com/2011/10/29/deep-fried-bacon-wrapped-butter/

THAT was awesome!

I thought it was quite disgusting. I burned major calories barfing at the sight of it.

wannabeloser08

Yea seriously. Just last night I was telling my boyfriend that I wanted to lose 10 lbs by apr 1 and his reply, “that’s a piece of cake, you don’t have much to lose, and Gabe (his buddy) lost 20lbs in 4 weeks just by eating better not even working out, and your working out PLUS eating better.” My reply, “Shut the $%^$ up.” Haha.

jnichel

That reminds me, I need to go eat a few sticks of butter, wrapped in bacon, and deep fried to a golden brown. Afterwards, I shall step on the scale, and relish in the fact that I just lost another 5lbs.

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

http://patrickspokemonpalace.wordpress.com/2011/10/29/deep-fried-bacon-wrapped-butter/

THAT was awesome!

I thought it was quite disgusting. I burned major calories barfing at the sight of it.

So it's a win all around. :bigsmile:

jakidb

LOL!!! This is true--they do lose alot easier

BeeElMarvin

Sure, dudes get faster weight loss.

But, you know...

Boobs.

We win.

No we have boobs too...

We have a sorry excuse for boobs. Ladies win this one.

jbutterflye

Plus once a month we have super powers.

BeeElMarvin

that men can eat more than women and still lose weight. :drinker: :laugh:

Not a rant. Just a statement. I'm not even hungry. Just jealous. :sad: :blushing:

Trechechus

However, we women (most of us) have been blessed with the ability to bear children. Beat that one. Although, I do envy the peeing standing up.

Sorry, I don't see that one as a blessing. I see it as a torturous joke that nature has played on the females of many species.