Insults and rude comments only...but they better be funny

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  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
    Number One, I order you to take a Number 2!
    :laugh:
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
    You're not the dam'n boss of me. You don't tell me what to do or what to say. Fu@k Off!!!
  • DostThouEven
    DostThouEven Posts: 148
    No

    You sure?

    mmk...maybe if you ask nicely.

    Pretty please
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Shut up. When I want your worthless opinion I'll beat it out of you.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
  • Marcellus_08
    Marcellus_08 Posts: 253
    Wow, pipped to the post on that one!



    I fart in your general direction...


    Hahaha. Oh my gosh I have no idea why I laughed so hard at that.
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    You sir are shallow and pedantic, yes shallow and pedantic

    I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    This

    BTW...Hey girl...

    I enjoyed watching you come, but wouldn't mind seeing you leave.


    So...uh You come here often?
    You notice the screen background color is always white? Oh yes.....(*kitten*)
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
    My dear fellow, I relish this opportunity to inform you that you are a complete and utter waste of skin and organs, and your very breathing of the oxygen around us is an offence to nature.
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
    I may be fat but you sir are ugly.... and I can work out and diet.....
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
    Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.


    This one is priceless.... I love it..
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    Never get jealous when you see your Ex with someone else, Because are parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
    1-Every person has the right to be Ugly. But why do you abuse that privilege?

    2-I tried seeing things from your point of view. But i couldn't get my head that far up my _ ss.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    LOL WHY DONT YOU GO TO THE LIBRARY AND READ A BOOK.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Would you hurry up and drink the beer ffs? Shall I get you a straw so you can sip it better?
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    Would you hurry up and drink the beer ffs? Shall I get you a straw so you can sip it better?

    I am ~savoring~
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Would a nipple be better then?


    (Dear mods, I am talking about the nipple for a baby's bottle, implying that she needs a low flow baby drinking device.)
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    You look like a corndog with eyebrows
  • unapologeticallyemma
    unapologeticallyemma Posts: 134 Member
    You are puerile and sophomoric, perish. Also I hope that your body hair is infested with the lice of a thousand camels and that acidic snails eat your break cables.
  • CuddlyIrish
    CuddlyIrish Posts: 149
    The only reason you wear your hair like that is to cover your JUMBO ears....I'd suggest ear pinning dear....;-)
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
    Cuddly Irish, When did Cuddly become a code word for drunk and when has drunk Irish not been redundant?
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
    I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT YOU ARE A FESTEESIO
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
    DRUNK IRISH, REDUNDANT - HA HA HA!
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    May the bird of paradise fly up your nose,
    may an elephant caress you with his toes,
    may you be daily blessed with runners in your hose.
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
    I'm going to go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles. You get it filled whenever.
  • spud_chick
    spud_chick Posts: 2,640 Member
    Oh, I can too find something positive to say about you. For example, you're an excellent source of methane.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    You're as psychologically stable as a paraplegic on a unicycle!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Would a nipple be better then?


    (Dear mods, I am talking about the nipple for a baby's bottle, implying that she needs a low flow baby drinking device.)

    Ohhhhhhhh, I'm telling!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    How would you like to be up to your knees in floor?
  • droneofvelvet
    droneofvelvet Posts: 290 Member
    You let yourself get gruff, santa.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

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