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  • theskinnyonme
    theskinnyonme Posts: 443 Member
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    If only your rooster was as big as your mouth...
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    Stupidity is not a crime. So your free to go.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Stupidity is not a crime. So your free to go.

    If you're going to be a smart cop, get YOU'RE right!
  • MissJanet55
    MissJanet55 Posts: 457 Member
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    You are a fawning, fat-kidneyed harpy.

    http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

    (shakespearean insult site)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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    What's the difference between you and the Titanic? Well, at least we have some idea of how many men went down on the Titanic...
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
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    Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,843 Member
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    And the Russian judge gives you a 2!
  • aross001
    aross001 Posts: 237
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    You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    wow
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
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    No

    You sure?

    mmk...maybe if you ask nicely.
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    No

    You sure?

    mmk...maybe if you ask nicely.

    I am not going to insult like my favorite person here...
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
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    Number One, I order you to take a Number 2!
    :laugh:
  • Fit_Vixen1
    Fit_Vixen1 Posts: 419
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    You're not the dam'n boss of me. You don't tell me what to do or what to say. Fu@k Off!!!
  • DostThouEven
    DostThouEven Posts: 148
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    No

    You sure?

    mmk...maybe if you ask nicely.

    Pretty please
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Shut up. When I want your worthless opinion I'll beat it out of you.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
  • Marcellus_08
    Marcellus_08 Posts: 253
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    Wow, pipped to the post on that one!



    I fart in your general direction...


    Hahaha. Oh my gosh I have no idea why I laughed so hard at that.
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
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    You sir are shallow and pedantic, yes shallow and pedantic

    I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

    This

    BTW...Hey girl...

    I enjoyed watching you come, but wouldn't mind seeing you leave.


    So...uh You come here often?
    You notice the screen background color is always white? Oh yes.....(*kitten*)
  • apg2302
    apg2302 Posts: 667
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    My dear fellow, I relish this opportunity to inform you that you are a complete and utter waste of skin and organs, and your very breathing of the oxygen around us is an offence to nature.
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
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    I may be fat but you sir are ugly.... and I can work out and diet.....
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
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    Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.


    This one is priceless.... I love it..

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