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Insults and rude comments only...but they better be funny
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Number One, I order you to take a Number 2!
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You're not the dam'n boss of me. You don't tell me what to do or what to say. Fu@k Off!!!0
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No
You sure?
mmk...maybe if you ask nicely.
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Shut up. When I want your worthless opinion I'll beat it out of you.0
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I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.0
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Wow, pipped to the post on that one!
I fart in your general direction...
Hahaha. Oh my gosh I have no idea why I laughed so hard at that.0 -
You sir are shallow and pedantic, yes shallow and pedantic
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
This
BTW...Hey girl...
I enjoyed watching you come, but wouldn't mind seeing you leave.
So...uh You come here often?0 -
My dear fellow, I relish this opportunity to inform you that you are a complete and utter waste of skin and organs, and your very breathing of the oxygen around us is an offence to nature.0
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I may be fat but you sir are ugly.... and I can work out and diet.....0
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Did you fall from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.
This one is priceless.... I love it..0 -
Never get jealous when you see your Ex with someone else, Because are parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.0
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1-Every person has the right to be Ugly. But why do you abuse that privilege?
2-I tried seeing things from your point of view. But i couldn't get my head that far up my _ ss.0 -
LOL WHY DONT YOU GO TO THE LIBRARY AND READ A BOOK.0
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Would you hurry up and drink the beer ffs? Shall I get you a straw so you can sip it better?0
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Would you hurry up and drink the beer ffs? Shall I get you a straw so you can sip it better?
I am ~savoring~0 -
Would a nipple be better then?
(Dear mods, I am talking about the nipple for a baby's bottle, implying that she needs a low flow baby drinking device.)0 -
You look like a corndog with eyebrows0
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You are puerile and sophomoric, perish. Also I hope that your body hair is infested with the lice of a thousand camels and that acidic snails eat your break cables.0
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The only reason you wear your hair like that is to cover your JUMBO ears....I'd suggest ear pinning dear....;-)0
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Cuddly Irish, When did Cuddly become a code word for drunk and when has drunk Irish not been redundant?0
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I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT YOU ARE A FESTEESIO0
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DRUNK IRISH, REDUNDANT - HA HA HA!0
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May the bird of paradise fly up your nose,
may an elephant caress you with his toes,
may you be daily blessed with runners in your hose.0 -
I'm going to go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles. You get it filled whenever.0
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Oh, I can too find something positive to say about you. For example, you're an excellent source of methane.0
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You're as psychologically stable as a paraplegic on a unicycle!0
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Would a nipple be better then?
(Dear mods, I am talking about the nipple for a baby's bottle, implying that she needs a low flow baby drinking device.)
Ohhhhhhhh, I'm telling!0 -
How would you like to be up to your knees in floor?0
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You let yourself get gruff, santa.0
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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.0
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