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  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    Never get jealous when you see your Ex with someone else, Because are parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    1-Every person has the right to be Ugly. But why do you abuse that privilege?

    2-I tried seeing things from your point of view. But i couldn't get my head that far up my _ ss.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    LOL WHY DONT YOU GO TO THE LIBRARY AND READ A BOOK.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Would you hurry up and drink the beer ffs? Shall I get you a straw so you can sip it better?
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    Would you hurry up and drink the beer ffs? Shall I get you a straw so you can sip it better?

    I am ~savoring~
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Would a nipple be better then?


    (Dear mods, I am talking about the nipple for a baby's bottle, implying that she needs a low flow baby drinking device.)
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    You look like a corndog with eyebrows
  • unapologeticallyemma
    unapologeticallyemma Posts: 134 Member
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    You are puerile and sophomoric, perish. Also I hope that your body hair is infested with the lice of a thousand camels and that acidic snails eat your break cables.
  • CuddlyIrish
    CuddlyIrish Posts: 149
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    The only reason you wear your hair like that is to cover your JUMBO ears....I'd suggest ear pinning dear....;-)
  • RobfromLakewood
    RobfromLakewood Posts: 684
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    Cuddly Irish, When did Cuddly become a code word for drunk and when has drunk Irish not been redundant?
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
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    I HATE TO SAY THIS BUT YOU ARE A FESTEESIO
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
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    DRUNK IRISH, REDUNDANT - HA HA HA!
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
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    May the bird of paradise fly up your nose,
    may an elephant caress you with his toes,
    may you be daily blessed with runners in your hose.
  • Erica_theRedhead
    Erica_theRedhead Posts: 724 Member
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    I'm going to go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles. You get it filled whenever.
  • spud_chick
    spud_chick Posts: 2,639 Member
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    Oh, I can too find something positive to say about you. For example, you're an excellent source of methane.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    You're as psychologically stable as a paraplegic on a unicycle!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Would a nipple be better then?


    (Dear mods, I am talking about the nipple for a baby's bottle, implying that she needs a low flow baby drinking device.)

    Ohhhhhhhh, I'm telling!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    How would you like to be up to your knees in floor?
  • droneofvelvet
    droneofvelvet Posts: 290 Member
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    You let yourself get gruff, santa.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

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