Somebody Help Me Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cgarand

You don't want no STEEENKIN' DOH' NUTS! You know if you avoid them that they will start to get picked over. People who like to fool themselves will start cutting them into halves and quarters pretending that there is fewer calories if they eat them in pieces. Do you know that ONE plain munchkin (donut hole) has 60 calories? Really? I bet you can use those calories someplace else. And, after a while, all those donuts are going to be picked over and touched by everyone in the office. And, you know HALF those guys don't wash their hands after doing the doodie. YUK! No DOH' NUT for you!

60 calories is nothing! WTF?

Do you stop at one munchkin? I don't...next thing you know you have 600 calories stacked up. Trust me, this fat girl knows how mindless snacking can pack on calories!