Looking for One Legged People

Lone_Wolf70
Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
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I am signed up for a group sack race at the company spring picnic and need some pointers.
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  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
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  • Liftnlove
    Liftnlove Posts: 235
    Not funny. Ever heard of injured/wounded veterans dude? WTF is wrong with you?
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    Not funny. Ever heard of injured/wounded veterans dude? WTF is wrong with you?

    u mean like my father who was a double amputee? Its call a joke. SMH
  • Countryboy_
    Countryboy_ Posts: 618
    Not funny. Ever heard of injured/wounded veterans dude? WTF is wrong with you?

    No, it was, in fact, pretty damned funny.....

    Relax. Everything is NOT an insult.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    three legged race wolf...you rule.

    whatcha got for potato sack races?
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    Not funny. Ever heard of injured/wounded veterans dude? WTF is wrong with you?

    Chill woman
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Thank God some people have a sense of humor
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    WOW!

    Someone must need a waaaaaaambulance!!!

    Good Lord people, it's Friday! Why are so many pairs of panties in knots today???
  • mrs_schultz2012
    mrs_schultz2012 Posts: 395 Member
    WOW!

    Someone must need a waaaaaaambulance!!!

    Good Lord people, it's Friday! Why are so many pairs of panties in knots today???

    simple solution....no panties=no knots! :wink:
  • AJ_Pete
    AJ_Pete Posts: 863 Member
    I have a bum leg and I wear a snazzy special boot for now.

    Does that count?
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
    WOW!

    Someone must need a waaaaaaambulance!!!

    Good Lord people, it's Friday! Why are so many pairs of panties in knots today???

    simple solution....no panties=no knots! :wink:

    :flowerforyou:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    WOW!

    Someone must need a waaaaaaambulance!!!

    Good Lord people, it's Friday! Why are so many pairs of panties in knots today???

    because 1200 calories a day makes some people hungry.
  • funhouse77
    funhouse77 Posts: 179 Member
    Haha my boyfriend's one legged-mother would have laughed. Cos it was a pretty funny joke :)

    People with a humour-ectomy - now that's a different story.
  • LeenaRuns
    LeenaRuns Posts: 1,309 Member
    My name is Aileen....does that count?
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Where do people with one work at? IHop
  • coachyoda88
    coachyoda88 Posts: 5
    Well, I have done a few of those in the past, and the first thing you would want to do is find a partner that is about your height. That will help a lot especially if your stride is long. A short person/partner will not have as long a stride as you, and you will have to lift them to reach your stride. Second, make sure you are both on the same starting leg. If you are in sync with eachother it will make your 'run' happen easily and gracefully. That should put you across the finish line in first place! Good Luck!!
  • ZHawk1123
    ZHawk1123 Posts: 215
    WOW!

    Someone must need a waaaaaaambulance!!!

    Good Lord people, it's Friday! Why are so many pairs of panties in knots today???

    simple solution....no panties=no knots! :wink:

    I support that solution.
  • bauer1971
    bauer1971 Posts: 70 Member
    My name is Aileen....does that count?

    Do you work at IHOP? :laugh:
  • djfriedman81
    djfriedman81 Posts: 125
    WOW!

    Someone must need a waaaaaaambulance!!!

    Good Lord people, it's Friday! Why are so many pairs of panties in knots today???


    they are just gettign ready for the weekend s+m
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    I'm small, I can fit in one pants leg. Will this work?
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Not funny. Ever heard of injured/wounded veterans dude? WTF is wrong with you?

    OP was clearly just asking for their advice in a sack race.

    I'm sure they'd be happy to divulge such information.
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  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    LMAO @ the IHOP joke!
  • Midnight_Sunshine
    Midnight_Sunshine Posts: 369 Member
    I thought this post would be inspirational
    like some one who has one leg
    and a cool prosthetic and does something cool and athletic
    not what i was expecting
    lol

    Here you go

    child-amputee-w-oscar-pistorius.jpg
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith..

    What's the name of his other leg?
  • devan44
    devan44 Posts: 130
    My name is Aileen....does that count?

    This is hilarious!!! Of course i had to read it like 3 times before I got it............LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
    I use a wheelchair, so I can't help ya'...... but if ya' ever need any pointers on riding escalators in a wheelchair or leaving wheelchair tire skid marks on those shiny tile mall floors, just let me know. :happy:
  • devan44
    devan44 Posts: 130
    My name is Aileen....does that count?

    Do you work at IHOP? :laugh:

    HAHAH I love this thread :flowerforyou:
  • trailtripper
    trailtripper Posts: 71
    WOW!

    Someone must need a waaaaaaambulance!!!

    Good Lord people, it's Friday! Why are so many pairs of panties in knots today???

    simple solution....no panties=no knots! :wink:

    I love it when presented unique solutions for problems! THANKS for the mental images for the weekend!

    Side note: As a disabled veteran, I found no insults in this thread. We have a sense of humor, we did not lose those parts.
  • LeRevCooper
    LeRevCooper Posts: 122
    I lol'd :laugh:

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