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  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    oh yea cause drinking solves everything

    Does for Clark Kent. Look, he turns into superman.

    Cat Woman pounds Alabama Slammers before deploying her whip. Meow!

    Stop revealing all my secrets!!!

    Dang it! I did it again. Let me make it up to you-- can I buy you a drink? :wink:
    I accept your apologies, now time for wonderwoman to Slaaam!

    I really want some Underoos and a bottle of Absolute now.
    I have cheap vodka, red velvet wine and the best of Snl....
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I really want some Underoos and a bottle of Absolute now.

    Hey, hey, hey, keep your hands off my Underdog Underoos!

    Too late.

    Yes, maybe I was a bit hasty.

    We could go half-sies. Flip for the bottoms?

    Or we could just forget I said that. Yeah...let's do that.

    I forgot about them a few posts ago. I think my attention was on your hands. Either that, I was trying to figure out who Kesha was. Screw it, no one gets the bottoms. :wink:
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
    ...

    I don't get it. Where did the original post go?
    we were talking about somebody named kesha and adele, having some drinks and popcorn.....something about one is black and the other is white.. one or both may be women and somebody touched somebody's underoos.... now we are just hanging out... i think that covers everything....
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    you guys have NO sense of humor dang

    Can you tell me how I might acquire some humor dang?

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    DAMN THE MAN. I didn't get in here before the op deleted the topic.
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    ...

    The whole THING?
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    I really want some Underoos and a bottle of Absolute now.

    Hey, hey, hey, keep your hands off my Underdog Underoos!

    Too late.

    Yes, maybe I was a bit hasty.

    We could go half-sies. Flip for the bottoms?

    Or we could just forget I said that. Yeah...let's do that.

    I forgot about them a few posts ago. I think my attention was on your hands. Either that, I was trying to figure out who Kesha was. Screw it, no one gets the bottoms. :wink:
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    I think some pee came out while reading this.
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
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    Red velvet wine? Gotta get me some of that.
    oh yea cause drinking solves everything

    Does for Clark Kent. Look, he turns into superman.

    Cat Woman pounds Alabama Slammers before deploying her whip. Meow!

    Stop revealing all my secrets!!!

    Dang it! I did it again. Let me make it up to you-- can I buy you a drink? :wink:
    I accept your apologies, now time for wonderwoman to Slaaam!

    I really want some Underoos and a bottle of Absolute now.
    I have cheap vodka, red velvet wine and the best of Snl....

    Red velvet wine ? gotta get me some
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    ZOMG FER SRS?! I HAD NO IDEA. DUDE, DATZ SO EYE OPENIN.


    SWEET PERTATERZ. WUT DO YALL LIK 2 PUT ON DEM?!?!?!?!!11!!
    Brilliant call-back.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.

    The last time I did something like that, I woke up in Singapore with a naked lady tattoo on my butt.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I think some pee came out while reading this.

    Depends.
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.

    The last time I did something like that, I woke up in Singapore with a naked lady tattoo on my butt.
    SSHHHIIITTTAAAKKKKKEEEEE!!!!!!
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.

    The last time I did something like that, I woke up in Singapore with a naked lady tattoo on my butt.

    Then just think of the possibility that lies in doing it again.
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    TyFBl72.gif

    Red velvet wine? Gotta get me some of that.
    oh yea cause drinking solves everything

    Does for Clark Kent. Look, he turns into superman.

    Cat Woman pounds Alabama Slammers before deploying her whip. Meow!

    Stop revealing all my secrets!!!

    Dang it! I did it again. Let me make it up to you-- can I buy you a drink? :wink:
    I accept your apologies, now time for wonderwoman to Slaaam!

    I really want some Underoos and a bottle of Absolute now.
    I have cheap vodka, red velvet wine and the best of Snl....

    Red velvet wine ? gotta get me some
    It's so good tastes just like a red velvet cupcake
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.

    The last time I did something like that, I woke up in Singapore with a naked lady tattoo on my butt.

    Then just think of the possibility that lies in doing it again.

    I'm running out of butt.
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?

    Oh man, I feel so inadequate.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I don't know why, but this is making me laugh so hard right now. Also, Ke$ha is Ke€ha in Europe. hyuk hyuk hyuk


    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?

    Oh man, I feel so inadequate.

    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?

    Oh man, I feel so inadequate.

    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?

    Oh man, I feel so inadequate.

    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.

    What? Awww, man.

    *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.
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    What? Awww, man. *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:
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    Oh. I knew that. I mean...psh. Of course. Draft beer. Shank. Right.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.

    What? Awww, man. *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:

    Oh. I knew that. I mean...psh. Of course. Draft beer. Shank. Right.

    So the grope is still on? Group grope perhaps? Not that I'm desperate or anything....just have to organize my evening...make sure I've got time for Nick at Nite and all.
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.

    What? Awww, man. *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:

    Oh. I knew that. I mean...psh. Of course. Draft beer. Shank. Right.

    So the grope is still on? Group grope perhaps? Not that I'm desperate or anything....just have to organize my evening...make sure I've got time for Nick at Nite and all.

    Only if you promise to throw in that coupler.
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
    Oooh bartending equipment! A nice wine key and some good pour spouts get me going.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
    Just break up
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.

    What? Awww, man. *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:

    Oh. I knew that. I mean...psh. Of course. Draft beer. Shank. Right.

    So the grope is still on? Group grope perhaps? Not that I'm desperate or anything....just have to organize my evening...make sure I've got time for Nick at Nite and all.

    Only if you promise to throw in that coupler.

    Oh, sure, no problem. Well, 'cept I only have a U.S. coupler. I hope your, um, keg is compatible. :laugh:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    Oooh bartending equipment! A nice wine key and some good pour spouts get me going.

    I'm sure there are some useful innuendos in there somewhere. Give me a minute.
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
    Lucky for you, my keg goes either way. (pretty sure I just crossed a MFP forum TMI line.... :embarassed: )

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