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  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I think some pee came out while reading this.

    Depends.
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
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    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.

    The last time I did something like that, I woke up in Singapore with a naked lady tattoo on my butt.
    SSHHHIIITTTAAAKKKKKEEEEE!!!!!!
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
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    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.

    The last time I did something like that, I woke up in Singapore with a naked lady tattoo on my butt.

    Then just think of the possibility that lies in doing it again.
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    Red velvet wine? Gotta get me some of that.
    oh yea cause drinking solves everything

    Does for Clark Kent. Look, he turns into superman.

    Cat Woman pounds Alabama Slammers before deploying her whip. Meow!

    Stop revealing all my secrets!!!

    Dang it! I did it again. Let me make it up to you-- can I buy you a drink? :wink:
    I accept your apologies, now time for wonderwoman to Slaaam!

    I really want some Underoos and a bottle of Absolute now.
    I have cheap vodka, red velvet wine and the best of Snl....

    Red velvet wine ? gotta get me some
    It's so good tastes just like a red velvet cupcake
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.

    The last time I did something like that, I woke up in Singapore with a naked lady tattoo on my butt.

    Then just think of the possibility that lies in doing it again.

    I'm running out of butt.
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
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    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?

    Oh man, I feel so inadequate.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I don't know why, but this is making me laugh so hard right now. Also, Ke$ha is Ke€ha in Europe. hyuk hyuk hyuk


    Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?

    Oh man, I feel so inadequate.

    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
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    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?

    Oh man, I feel so inadequate.

    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Forget Kesha, the OP already did. Grab your Underoos and head over to rockangel8907's with me. She has cheap vodka and SNL. *kitten*'s about to get real.
    Everyone bring a snack or side dish to share and liquor and or a mixer....oh did I mention I'm a bartender?

    And I work for a place that primarily sells bar tending equipment. Bang?

    Wait, what?

    Oh man, I feel so inadequate.

    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.

    What? Awww, man.

    *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
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    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.
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    What? Awww, man. *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:
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    Oh. I knew that. I mean...psh. Of course. Draft beer. Shank. Right.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.

    What? Awww, man. *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:

    Oh. I knew that. I mean...psh. Of course. Draft beer. Shank. Right.

    So the grope is still on? Group grope perhaps? Not that I'm desperate or anything....just have to organize my evening...make sure I've got time for Nick at Nite and all.
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
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    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.

    What? Awww, man. *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:

    Oh. I knew that. I mean...psh. Of course. Draft beer. Shank. Right.

    So the grope is still on? Group grope perhaps? Not that I'm desperate or anything....just have to organize my evening...make sure I've got time for Nick at Nite and all.

    Only if you promise to throw in that coupler.
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    Oooh bartending equipment! A nice wine key and some good pour spouts get me going.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Just break up
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Need an extra coupler? A shank perhaps?

    Did you just call me a skank? That's it. No Underoo groping for you, Mister.

    What? Awww, man. *makes a mental note: broads don't like draft beer equipment as presents* :wink:

    Oh. I knew that. I mean...psh. Of course. Draft beer. Shank. Right.

    So the grope is still on? Group grope perhaps? Not that I'm desperate or anything....just have to organize my evening...make sure I've got time for Nick at Nite and all.

    Only if you promise to throw in that coupler.

    Oh, sure, no problem. Well, 'cept I only have a U.S. coupler. I hope your, um, keg is compatible. :laugh:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    Oooh bartending equipment! A nice wine key and some good pour spouts get me going.

    I'm sure there are some useful innuendos in there somewhere. Give me a minute.
  • winterswish
    winterswish Posts: 162
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    Lucky for you, my keg goes either way. (pretty sure I just crossed a MFP forum TMI line.... :embarassed: )

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