What's the most random thing you've heard a little kid say ?

donyellemoniquex3

That he loves his WIFE (him and her are both 4 years old and they say they're married)

Jess11Gold

"Mommy your bummie (butt) isn't hanging down anymore" LOL!

brandon0523

I prob should post it. But it was hilarious.. kids have no filter and see everything.. me and my daughter where at the water park.. she is 4.. she looks around then looks at me.. looks around looks at me.. then real loud.. " hey dad how come only the little black.kids are wearing life vests" i almost peed in the pool

jangriffiths

When asked what are you doing - "just polishing my unicorn"

GwennyH

"Jesus turned water into wine? Wow, I wish I could turn water into beer for my Dad!"

Zoeegirl

I was a preschool teacher. We were talking about fun things we do with our families when I had a little boy (about 4yrs old), tell me that when mommy's at work, daddy likes to "dress up" in mommy's clothes. LOL!:laugh: It was so hard to see that man in the same way after that. LOL:laugh:

cgarand

I was driving my son to school in the rain one day and he said the windshield wipers looked like they were taking turns bowing to each other. That was over 20 years ago but I still think of that whenever I'm driving in the rain.

twiggypal

In the queue at the supermarket.... statement from a 3 year old about the lady behind us...."shes got a fat belly!" Loudly.

fitbum19

My stepson asked me what circumcision is the other day lol

OkieinMinny

My 10 year old said "now give me a table so I can flip it"

BeccaBollons

A friends child turned to one of my other friends and said "you live in a huge house. You must really be rich." Embarrassing enough, but then turns to me and says "you've got a titchy witchy house. You must be very poor."
No one knew where to look.

My favourite one though, is when I was working in a shop, and a little girl came in, stops, stares at me, and says "mummy! A princess!" I have no idea why she said that, but it comes back to me 10 years later to make me smile.

My own kids are very embarrasing- (why have they got pink hair? It looks like a man, but they've got pink hair, so it must be a girl. You know the type of thing.

dovetail22uk

My 4 year old daughter blew her nose the other day, opened the tissue and showed me and said "look, mummy, here's your teatime".

TheRoadDog

I was holding my grandaughter this weekend (3 yrs old). She hugged me and said "I'm gonna squish you like a tater tot."

devilwhiterose

My son (almost 4) threw his shirt off the other day and said, "Mommy, I look delicious."

Sigh. He hangs out with dad too much. :laugh:

mabbax

After swimming in the changing rooms, "mom, why has that woman got a grey beard on her bum".
erm.... erm....

missmike16

how are baby's born

jess7386

i asked my mom once (in front of a crowd of people in a furniture showroom) what a *kitten* was.

Jerrypeoples

these ropes are too tight....


i remember saying to everyone in my grandmothers card club (mind you three of the ladies were in the church)


whys a firetruck red?

if someone pulled your hose all day youd be red too...

marasw

"I love hot chocolate so much, my pants are on backwards!"

Syderelli

My nephew was being scolded, and screamed back "YOU DON'T KNOW MY LIFE, ARGHHH!!!" He is 2.

silky_kitten

I was holding my grandaughter this weekend (3 yrs old). She hugged me and said "I'm gonna squish you like a tater tot."

That is so sweet!

My son when he was 4 "Mmmmm, I love rum!!" We were in the liquor store. :frown:

Beckyloo80

A convo between my son and I (son is 3)

Me: Jayden, why are your clothes off?
Him: Because I'm naked mom
Me: But why are you naked?
Him: Because I'm sexy and I know it........

Yup, he's definatly my kid

lynnw24

I asked my nephew, who was 3 at the time , if he wanted me to make him a grilled cheese. He gave me an evil eye and said " No I don't want a girl cheese, I want a boy cheese'....

likitisplit

I was working the cash register at Wendy's. A little three year old had a huge gold paper star pinned to her shirt. She turned to me and AT TOP VOLUME says "I got this gold star because I didn't go potty in my pants one time today!" She was so proud of herself, but her parents turned beet red. I looked at her and said "THAT'S GREAT! YOU SHOULD BE PROUD!"

ACepero79

I said to my 4 year old nephew the other day, "Don't touch that, its yucky." His response was, "Like pig diarrhea in the mouth!" My response was, "Yes, exactly like that."

KrystalLight03

My best friend is a first grade teacher, and she always saves the best assignments for me to read when I visit. Some of my favorites include:

"This weekend my mommy and daddy made me play outside in the snow while they played in the hot tub."
"If I could be any animal, I would be a squirrel with rabies."
"When I grow up, I want to be a *kitten*." (which was later discovered to mean "ninja")
"A draft is an animal with a long neck."

And this is one of my favorite things to come out of my niece's mouth (after she stuck a metal barrette in a socket and shocked herself...and she's four)

SIL: "Oh, Anna, why would you do that?"
Anna: "It's your fault! You took the cover off the outlet. Why would you do that?"

BeTheFire

i heard just last night "my sippie cup is blue, and when can I marry daddy?"

WolfPackFan13

I once saw my youngest niece do this really crazy dance (like, it looked like she was having a seizure), then she turned to her older sister and says "I don't know... was THAT break dancing?"

darkguardian419

When I was little my best friend was Sylvia... she was half black, half white. The day after I met her, apparently I asked my parents if I could play with the little brown girl again.

EvilDollee

I've accidentally hurt myself once and yelled *kitten*!! and my 5 year old cousin heard it so she said to me "don't say *kitten*, *kitten* is bad, say oh my-my instead. *kitten* is bad." She f-bombed me a lesson.

TheLuSir

My stepson asked me what circumcision is the other day lol

That's where you need to cut off the convo