Things women will never hear a man say

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  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    You're blowing me too much.

    I've had a man tell me he was wrong. I've had a man tell me I was right. My husband is more likely to ask for directions than I am. But no man I have ever been has EVER uttered these words.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
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    I'm wrong:laugh:

    I am never actually wrong unless I am letting you perceive I am wrong for my own gain.

    That...or you're wrong :wink:

    Haha it's the truth but it will never be said.


    That, my muscular friend, is a topic for a whole 'nother thread lol
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    [img]http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/j370/Jezey/GTFO Get Out/tumblr_mdhlc3aWtN1qix1fho1_500.gif[/img]


    NO MAN HAS EVER TOLD ME TOO GET OUT.....but I have told plenty
  • plumnbagel
    plumnbagel Posts: 184 Member
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    "Cute top."
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    I just want to cuddle.
  • MightyDomo
    MightyDomo Posts: 1,265 Member
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    Hmmmm.... maybe:

    Honey I love that pink car, we should buy it for me and you can have the truck



    bahaha, I couldn't imagine a manly man taking a pink car over a truck.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
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    no don't do that, I'll fold your underwear!!1 LMAO

    lol do women really fold their panties?
  • krithsai
    krithsai Posts: 668 Member
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    "No, honey, that's OK...I've had enough sex this week. Let's just cuddle and go to sleep."

    Actually happens to me. I am the errm..more umm..easily excited one in my marriage :D
  • juicemoogan
    juicemoogan Posts: 999 Member
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    exactly!!

    Happy Wife.. Happy Life!! ;)
  • tRiNaBeAnZz
    tRiNaBeAnZz Posts: 114 Member
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    Let's just snuggle...
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
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    "Here, let me do those dishes while you relax and catch up on America's Next Top Model. Then I'll go get started on that laundry while I give the kids a bath. Can I get you a glass of wine or anything to enjoy while you relax?"
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    Taylor Swift is such a great singer
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
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    I just want to cuddle.

    my SO has said this, and has also done it as a substitute for sex...smh
  • The1iceQueen
    The1iceQueen Posts: 119
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    Do you think this is a good idea?

    He fell off a roof one night....
    Never heard my husband say this..he has however said, guess that wasn't a good idea, was it? LOL.
  • CharlieOverby
    CharlieOverby Posts: 82 Member
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    Lets go shopping
  • The1iceQueen
    The1iceQueen Posts: 119
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    Taylor Swift is such a great singer

    LoL
  • SimonSnewin
    SimonSnewin Posts: 13 Member
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    No, of course your bum doesn't look big in that!
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
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    Sure, I'd love to hold your purse!
  • czardastx
    czardastx Posts: 127 Member
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    I wish you'd talk more!
  • powrwrap
    powrwrap Posts: 85 Member
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    No, you stay home and relax. Let me go to the store and get you some tampons.

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