Things women will never hear a man say

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  • jryan12341
    jryan12341 Posts: 21 Member
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    Ohh yes I agree it is gross...spit it out
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    You know what that end table needs? A crocheted doily.
  • Bownzi
    Bownzi Posts: 423 Member
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    When the question of does this dress make me look fat??? You won't hear a man say yes.... unless he has a death wish....
  • KenosFeoh
    KenosFeoh Posts: 1,837 Member
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    "Let's watch Say Yes To The Dress!"
  • SquidVonBob
    SquidVonBob Posts: 290 Member
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    Things women will never hear a HETEROSEXUAL man say
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
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    (1) Imma F**K this bi**h and stop by Subway and get home in time to watch Sports Center..

    (2) She looks like a Sow, but I still love her.

    (3) Put a bag over her head and go for it!

    (4) You are Not Right!
  • lilmissbamaqueen
    lilmissbamaqueen Posts: 184
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    I just want to cuddle.

    My BF says this to me all the time... sometimes I think he's just using me for cuddles. lol...
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    Ohh yes I agree it is gross...spit it out
    Win
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
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    I'm going out with the guys to get a pedicure and a beer.
  • LilRedRooster
    LilRedRooster Posts: 1,421 Member
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    "I really wish I could give birth."
  • Vercell
    Vercell Posts: 437 Member
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    No, you stay home and relax. Let me go to the store and get you some tampons.
  • Vercell
    Vercell Posts: 437 Member
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    To funny. love it.
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    going shopping? here take my card
  • sPaRkLiNgLYFE
    sPaRkLiNgLYFE Posts: 609
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    Victoria secret models are hideous
  • Vercell
    Vercell Posts: 437 Member
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    LMAO to funny ,love it
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
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    Honey, I just cleaned the bathroom and noticed you're running low on tampons. I will run out right now and get you some.
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
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    going shopping? here take my card

    Heard this plenty of times. But not until they were in some serious hot water.
  • jzammetti
    jzammetti Posts: 1,956 Member
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    "My water just broke!"

    lol
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    *weeping after sex* it was just so beautiful, I feel so close to you!

    Whatcha Thinkin????
  • Tat2dDom0105
    Tat2dDom0105 Posts: 661
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    "Do these carpenter jeans make me look fat?"

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