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    Confession time

    Posts: 1,394 Member
    edited January 16 in Chit-Chat
    I just spilled some uncooked pasta on the floor and am now cooking it.....it was the last box in the house and I'm too lazy to go back to the store. My husband will never know.....judge me if you will.
    What's your 'dirty' little secret ?

    Eta: I guess the only redeeming thing is that it was only some of it that touched the ground.

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      I want to be on muscle relaxers!!:wink:
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      In a good way or a bad way?

      You never can tell until it's too late...
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      You never can tell until it's too late...

      heh
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      Lmao it's ok. You gotta do what you have to. This one made me lol for real though
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      When I'm home alone I sneak into the tequila and hydro syrup and dance around to van Morrison. Or SRV's Little Wing.
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      I want to be on muscle relaxers!!:wink:

      I want to be bitten! :blushing:
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      I am on codeine and muscle relaxers for my back, and am entertaining myself with thoughts of who I would bite on my FL

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      Are you sure she's dead?
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      I found it. Been using the corpse for years.

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      Dry pasta isn't sticky so it probably didn't pick up much and anything potentially harmful that it could have picked up will be killed in the cooking process. I say you made the right choice.
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      Are you sure she's dead?

      Cynthia?? Is that you??
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      What?!?! I'm only supposed to do this if I'm alone? :drinker:
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      I found it. Been using the corpse for years.

      Spend a fortune on embalming fluid, but hey, what can a brother do?

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      Cynthia?? Is that you??

      Next time you better swing that shovel like you mean it.
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