Confession time

Admiral_Derp

For my 21st birthday I went to vegas on my own. I was in the military living in Oklahoma at the time so it was just sort of a whimsical drive. When I got out there I met a woman in a casino. I was certain that she wasn't a prostitute because she was cute but didn't seem like she was "trying very hard". Well, long story short, it turns out that she WAS, and fortunately, no one has found the body.

Are you sure she's dead?

Cynthia?? Is that you??

Next time you better swing that shovel like you mean it.

And that ain't just a clever metaphor big boy!

sissiluv

I found out today that I'm paranoid schizophrenic and have been binge eating to feel better. Haven't told mom the diagnosis yet.

CharityGC

We had McDonald's for dinner. And it was totally worth it!

Ramberta

I didn't log my second cookie of the day, cuz I ate it after I published my daily log. But I had 300 calories to spare (I walked 3.5 miles) so I'm not sweating it too much.

Reza151

I just spilled some uncooked pasta on the floor and am now cooking it.....it was the last box in the house and I'm too lazy to go back to the store. My husband will never know.....judge me if you will.
What's your 'dirty' little secret ?

Eta: I guess the only redeeming thing is that it was only some of it that touched the ground.

Psh Julia Childs is known for dropping a chicken on the floor once during one of her shows, and using the same one to cook, saying "A little dirt never hurt anyone"


my secret: When none's home, I dance zumba routines while getting ready for the day...still nekkid! lol

metaphoria

For my 21st birthday I went to vegas on my own. I was in the military living in Oklahoma at the time so it was just sort of a whimsical drive. When I got out there I met a woman in a casino. I was certain that she wasn't a prostitute because she was cute but didn't seem like she was "trying very hard". Well, long story short, it turns out that she WAS, and fortunately, no one has found the body.

Are you sure she's dead?

Cynthia?? Is that you??

Next time you better swing that shovel like you mean it.

And that ain't just a clever metaphor big boy!

Erm... Is that your meds talkin there, Derp?

Admiral_Derp

For my 21st birthday I went to vegas on my own. I was in the military living in Oklahoma at the time so it was just sort of a whimsical drive. When I got out there I met a woman in a casino. I was certain that she wasn't a prostitute because she was cute but didn't seem like she was "trying very hard". Well, long story short, it turns out that she WAS, and fortunately, no one has found the body.

Are you sure she's dead?

Cynthia?? Is that you??

Next time you better swing that shovel like you mean it.

And that ain't just a clever metaphor big boy!

Erm... Is that your meds talkin there, Derp?

Probably, but let's be truthful here. Even without them I would have gone with, "That's what she said." Easily the same amount of derp in either response, so it doesn't really matter at the end of the day.

metaphoria

Hm.

Onto my next point of contention... for emanyalpsid:
Really, what undead 21 year old Vegas call girl is named Cynthia, anyway?

Alatariel75

I had alcohol for dinner last night.

raychulj

I got drunk and played on MFP until 630 in the morning..

martini83

I just ate a piece of chocolate mud cake and I'm not going to log it...bada** I tells ya

tbetts23

I had alcohol for dinner last night.

Ohhh...That's me tonight!

tbetts23

I had alcohol for dinner last night.

Ohhh...That's me tonight!

Twin? LOL.

JonathonMars

Today, when all the trainers were working out together at the gym...

Well, I may have been kind of a creeper.

jenilla1

I just spilled some uncooked pasta on the floor and am now cooking it.....it was the last box in the house and I'm too lazy to go back to the store. My husband will never know.....judge me if you will.
What's your 'dirty' little secret ?

Eta: I guess the only redeeming thing is that it was only some of it that touched the ground.

Unless your floor is incredibly filthy (like a public restroom) just pick it up, check for cat hairs :laugh: and throw it in the pot. I mean, you're cooking it in boiling water, right? No biggie. :drinker:

jenilla1

It was my turn to do the dishes and I left them for my husband. I can hear him doing them right now. :devil: I guess I will have to make it up to him somehow...:smooched:

Blacklance36

Any lawyer would tell you to NEVER CONFESS!