How many calories if you ate a human??

theironpenguin

I know there are lots of factors eg height weight body fat

Alatariel75

I believe I just got flagged by a government security agency by Goggling this.

EDIT: But my research says it is much like beef, although people are more like pork in constitution.

jayche

I believe I just got flagged by a government security agency by Goggling this.

Me too I've ate a girl before but not in the nutritional sense lol

I could never fit it into my macros... maybe on a cheat day

theskinnyonme

Cr01502

I'll eat a person.

IIFYM

neandermagnon

eating human flesh is paleo

ILiftHeavyAcrylics

TavistockToad

how long till this thred is locked or deleted?

loving captain jack though!!!

theironpenguin

Still no answer to the original question

Iron_Pheonix

Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol

theironpenguin

Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol

So a lot of calories is the answer lol

Iron_Pheonix

Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol

So a lot of calories is the answer lol

Well it would take a massive burn to burn it off...:/

Sqeekyjojo

Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol

So a lot of calories is the answer lol

Well it would take a massive burn to burn it off...:/

Like running from the authorities, scrambling up mountains to hideaway caves, setting traps, etc. for all that effort, I'd rather hunt something that doesn't argue back. Like a moose or something.

theironpenguin

Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol

So a lot of calories is the answer lol

Well it would take a massive burn to burn it off...:/

Bev is on the menu

quirkytizzy

This is the most awesome thread. It cracked me up. Thank you for posting this!

Change_is_Good_

Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol

So if i'm on 1400 a day, a human would last me just under 155 days.

theironpenguin

Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol

So if i'm on 1400 a day, a human would last me just under 155 days.

Or with my current consumption I'd have you for lunch

ChaseAlder

It depends... are you planning on using a marinade?

Change_is_Good_

^^^^ Oh now I'll have to re calculate

Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol

So if i'm on 1400 a day, a human would last me just under 155 days.

Or with my current consumption I'd have you for lunch

Ooo err mister!

MissSusieQ

totally tallying up how many calories i'd be now. stand by, hungry natives!

NutellaAddict

Run a 26.2 Mile marathon then chow down.

neandermagnon

It depends... are you planning on using a marinade?

how many calories in fava beans and a nice chianti?

fitandgeeky

Best thread I've read in a while :laugh:

Fenomka

Humans are all grissle and hate. You wouldn't want to waste your calories on that, would you?

blably

I believe I just got flagged by a government security agency by Goggling this.

Me too I've ate a girl before but not in the nutritional sense lol

I could never fit it into my macros... maybe on a cheat day

too much sodium?

hahahaha

blably

i remember i watched a show or something about new guinea - or somethin like that, and a old guy said he remembered when they used to eat people...and that their meat was THA BEST hahahah

BflSaberfan

I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.

nashsheri33

the secret's in the sauce...

mixedfeelings

I believe I just got flagged by a government security agency by Goggling this.

EDIT: But my research says it is much like beef, although people are more like pork in constitution.

Yeah, I'd suggest going with pork also, is long pig not in the database?

kuger4119

Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol

Unfortunately, you are assuming that you would eat organs too. People are wasteful (rightfully so). The average person is actually closer to 150 lbs and is 30-40% muscle depending on if it's a male or a female. You'd cut most of the fat away, so you'd probably average out to 5 lbs of fat and 50 lbs of muscle to eat.

bluefox9er

wow. you people REALLY are discussing this..