How many calories if you ate a human??

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  • TheVimFuego
    TheVimFuego Posts: 2,412 Member
    14 year olds are best, you can factor in a fair amount of chasing if you pick one that's fairly lean.

    Target a fat kid and it's lose/lose really.
  • theironpenguin
    theironpenguin Posts: 29
    i remember i watched a show or something about new guinea - or somethin like that, and a old guy said he remembered when they used to eat people...and that their meat was THA BEST hahahah

    You fancy an expedition with me lol
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
    I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.

    Yeah, but to be fair, their metabolism is fairly screwed, what with being dead an' all.


    Maybe all the fat people got completely eaten, like a MccyD burger, because the extra fat and salt and stuff made them like junk food for zombies? But the healthy weight people just had a couple of bites and were left because they were so filling, thus allowing them to become zoms themselves?



    New motivation - Dont be a zombieburger.
  • Angel37615
    Angel37615 Posts: 87 Member
    there are over 10,000 battered women... but most guys prefer them plain....:tongue:
  • BflSaberfan
    BflSaberfan Posts: 1,272
    I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.

    Yeah, but to be fair, their metabolism is fairly screwed, what with being dead an' all.


    Maybe all the fat people got completely eaten, like a MccyD burger, because the extra fat and salt and stuff made them like junk food for zombies? But the healthy weight people just had a couple of bites and were left because they were so filling, thus allowing them to become zoms themselves?



    New motivation - Dont be a zombieburger.

    Good point, or the fat people just weren't fast enough to run away so they become a zombie buffet...
  • Fenomka
    Fenomka Posts: 103 Member
    I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.

    Which lore do you go by, tho? cause some zombies ONLY eat our brains... and Brain matter is like 70 % fat... is it just that all that walking they do between meals burns all the calories consumed? I mean.. Zombies do A LOT of walking...
  • Fenomka
    Fenomka Posts: 103 Member
    there are over 10,000 battered women... but most guys prefer them plain....:tongue:

    Wakka Wakka... hahaha
  • Fenomka
    Fenomka Posts: 103 Member
    wow. you people REALLY are discussing this..

    Hey, if you can't beat 'em.... er... EAT 'em!!
  • MissSusieQ
    MissSusieQ Posts: 533 Member
    right, according to my body analysis from this morning, and various bodybuilding sites, i estimate myself to be 206,491.264cal, having taken into account my body fat%, muscle and bone mass and hydration level. on my current plan, i would last me 172 days, but unfortunately i'm a vegetarian, so it would never work out.

    but, incidentally, if i was equal parts quorn burger, peas, baked beans, light cheese and sweet potato, i'd be worth 103,503.412cal, last myself 86.25 days, and be, frankly, delicious.
  • BflSaberfan
    BflSaberfan Posts: 1,272
    I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.

    Which lore do you go by, tho? cause some zombies ONLY eat our brains... and Brain matter is like 70 % fat... is it just that all that walking they do between meals burns all the calories consumed? I mean.. Zombies do A LOT of walking...

    Hmmm well the zombies on Walking Dead eat everything, you make another good point, all they do is walk...sometimes run...but they never stop moving. That must be the key.
  • iceey
    iceey Posts: 354 Member
    Can someone give me the macros ratio for this? I am always over on carbs and fat but need more protein.
  • Iron_Pheonix
    Iron_Pheonix Posts: 191 Member
    Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

    Ha ha that's my best guess

    Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol



    Unfortunately, you are assuming that you would eat organs too. People are wasteful (rightfully so). The average person is actually closer to 150 lbs and is 30-40% muscle depending on if it's a male or a female. You'd cut most of the fat away, so you'd probably average out to 5 lbs of fat and 50 lbs of muscle to eat.

    I weigh 130 and I'm Paleo- I eat lots of fat and organs ;)
  • icmuse
    icmuse Posts: 263 Member
    Depending on a person, I would log it mostly as a pork chop, or a lamb :devil:
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Depending on a person, I would log it mostly as a pork chop, or a lamb :devil:

    Same here. Depending on who I am eating, it might also be classified as Beaver
  • Change_is_Good_
    Change_is_Good_ Posts: 272 Member
    Depending on a person, I would log it mostly as a pork chop, or a lamb :devil:

    Same here. Depending on who I am eating, it might also be classified as Beaver

    Is beaver in the database?
  • cnlargent
    cnlargent Posts: 199 Member
    I would die if I saw someone put that they ate beaver as a pm snack. And want to high five their lady.
  • XRavenhood
    XRavenhood Posts: 102
    Hahaha, you guys are all ridiculous..
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

    Ha ha that's my best guess

    Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol



    Unfortunately, you are assuming that you would eat organs too. People are wasteful (rightfully so). The average person is actually closer to 150 lbs and is 30-40% muscle depending on if it's a male or a female. You'd cut most of the fat away, so you'd probably average out to 5 lbs of fat and 50 lbs of muscle to eat.

    I weigh 130 and I'm Paleo- I eat lots of fat and organs ;)

    most ppl i know don't like organs. plus, you have to add into that that eating ppl organs would be potentially harmful. the liver and kidneys are filtering out stuff that's bad for YOU not just for your dinner. so you shouldn't eat them. you could probably do lungs and heart and brain - but more than that and i think you'd have to worry about the toxicity levels you'd be introducing into your body.
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  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
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    ^ nice. :laugh:
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
    I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.

    Which lore do you go by, tho? cause some zombies ONLY eat our brains... and Brain matter is like 70 % fat... is it just that all that walking they do between meals burns all the calories consumed? I mean.. Zombies do A LOT of walking...

    But they're Paleo Zombies. Proper old school undead.

    Modern zombies don't move so much, they tend to spend their non-lives sedentary, with just the odd surprise attack when the Cocky One of the group opens a door without checking or stands with their back to the window. Then they go for an all you can eat junk fest with other modern zoms.

    This lack of activity and high carb/high fat/high salt and additive diet is illustrated by their equally high undeath rates caused by the lean humans taking their heads off when they are engrossed in their junk meal.

    So, zombie folks, remember - the Paleo Zom is the natural state of being unnaturally animated after death.
  • GBOGH_5
    GBOGH_5 Posts: 174 Member
    Hannibal Lecter wasn't overweight.
  • Fenomka
    Fenomka Posts: 103 Member
    I've only seen 1 fat zombie in my life. So I'm guessing we aren't too many calories.

    Which lore do you go by, tho? cause some zombies ONLY eat our brains... and Brain matter is like 70 % fat... is it just that all that walking they do between meals burns all the calories consumed? I mean.. Zombies do A LOT of walking...

    But they're Paleo Zombies. Proper old school undead.

    Modern zombies don't move so much, they tend to spend their non-lives sedentary, with just the odd surprise attack when the Cocky One of the group opens a door without checking or stands with their back to the window. Then they go for an all you can eat junk fest with other modern zoms.

    This lack of activity and high carb/high fat/high salt and additive diet is illustrated by their equally high undeath rates caused by the lean humans taking their heads off when they are engrossed in their junk meal.

    So, zombie folks, remember - the Paleo Zom is the natural state of being unnaturally animated after death.

    Noted.

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