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Burt Sex?
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Burt Huttz? Absolutely! I'd do him....just dont tell his wife...she looks tough! :grumble:
His wife is pretty hawt too0 -
would bang0
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would bang
And his wife.0 -
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Already did.0
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His wife looks tough AND hot! Package deals are never off the table.....0
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I'm afraid to ask where the instant mashed potatoes come into the equation.0 -
IN!
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Not shurr.
I hurd it hertz.0 -
And his wife.
This (also really want this on my feed)0 -
OMG!!!!!!!
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I hide behind no one.
Careful, its an attitude like that that got the last Robin killed.0 -
Totes...he's a BILF.0
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Totes...he's a BILF.
:drinker:
And in before the lock...0 -
:drinker:
And in before the lock...
hb-day,lea.0 -
I've heard that once you've had Burt sex, you never go back ...
You don't walk away from Burt sex you crawl.
Also, Burt sex is how I got my thigh gap.0 -
You don't walk away from Burt sex you crawl.
Also, Burt sex is how I got my thigh gap.
Burt sex plus 400 calories a day net. Thigh gap is so 2013.0 -
Burt sex plus 400 calories a day net. Thigh gap is so 2013.
And it's all good because we just learned 500=1200 today.0 -
Who'd bang the new guy, Burt?
:drinker:
Hmmm. How much GHB ya got Burt?0 -
Does she have a vacuum cleaner with her?
Duh! She's a woman. Of course she does.0 -
Duh! She's a woman. Of course she does.
But nothing heavier than a vacuum cleaner please (or a handbag, or a baby, or a bag of groceries, or pink Barbie weights) because, as we all know, women cannot pick up anything heavier than 10lbs.0 -
Who'd bang the new guy, Burt?
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he's not new......but I'd hit it......twice.
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I can't reply... his wife is hot and strong and kinda powerful...0
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But nothing heavier than a vacuum cleaner please (or a handbag, or a baby, or a bag of groceries, or pink Barbie weights) because, as we all know, women cannot pick up anything heavier than 10lbs.
unless it is our 45 pound 5 year old, our 57 pound 7 year old, their two backpacks from school, the duffel bag from their dad's, two bags of groceries, a purse and a laptop, with keys and wearing four inch heels...
not speaking from experience or anything...0 -
But nothing heavier than a vacuum cleaner please (or a handbag, or a baby, or a bag of groceries, or pink Barbie weights) because, as we all know, women cannot pick up anything heavier than 10lbs.
Of course not. They would get all bulky and manly. *shivers*0 -
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