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Burt Sex?

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  • Posts: 34,971 Member
    Burt Huttz? Absolutely! I'd do him....just dont tell his wife...she looks tough! :grumble:

    His wife is pretty hawt too
  • Posts: 452 Member
    would bang
  • Posts: 276 Member
    would bang

    And his wife.
  • Posts: 549 Member
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  • Posts: 2,466 Member
    Already did.
  • Posts: 534 Member
    His wife looks tough AND hot! Package deals are never off the table.....
  • Posts: 866 Member
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    I'm afraid to ask where the instant mashed potatoes come into the equation.
  • Posts: 10,347 Member
    IN!

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  • Posts: 3,927 Member
    Not shurr.

    I hurd it hertz.
  • Posts: 419 Member

    And his wife.

    This (also really want this on my feed)
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  • Posts: 2,576 Member

    I hide behind no one.

    Careful, its an attitude like that that got the last Robin killed.
  • Posts: 3,028 Member
    Totes...he's a BILF.
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  • Posts: 2,037 Member
    Totes...he's a BILF.

    :drinker:

    And in before the lock...
  • Posts: 3,653 Member
    :drinker:

    And in before the lock...

    hb-day,lea.
  • Posts: 6,833 Member
    I've heard that once you've had Burt sex, you never go back ...

    You don't walk away from Burt sex you crawl.

    Also, Burt sex is how I got my thigh gap.
  • Posts: 2,037 Member

    You don't walk away from Burt sex you crawl.

    Also, Burt sex is how I got my thigh gap.

    Burt sex plus 400 calories a day net. Thigh gap is so 2013.
  • Posts: 34,971 Member

    Burt sex plus 400 calories a day net. Thigh gap is so 2013.

    And it's all good because we just learned 500=1200 today.
  • Posts: 6,256 Member
    Who'd bang the new guy, Burt?

    :drinker:

    Hmmm. How much GHB ya got Burt?
  • Posts: 6,256 Member

    Does she have a vacuum cleaner with her?

    Duh! She's a woman. Of course she does.
  • Posts: 2,037 Member

    Duh! She's a woman. Of course she does.

    But nothing heavier than a vacuum cleaner please (or a handbag, or a baby, or a bag of groceries, or pink Barbie weights) because, as we all know, women cannot pick up anything heavier than 10lbs.
  • Posts: 1,903 Member
    Who'd bang the new guy, Burt?




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  • Posts: 7,010 Member
    he's not new......but I'd hit it......twice.


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  • Posts: 7,334 Member
    I can't reply... his wife is hot and strong and kinda powerful...
  • Posts: 7,334 Member

    But nothing heavier than a vacuum cleaner please (or a handbag, or a baby, or a bag of groceries, or pink Barbie weights) because, as we all know, women cannot pick up anything heavier than 10lbs.

    unless it is our 45 pound 5 year old, our 57 pound 7 year old, their two backpacks from school, the duffel bag from their dad's, two bags of groceries, a purse and a laptop, with keys and wearing four inch heels...

    not speaking from experience or anything...
  • Posts: 6,256 Member

    But nothing heavier than a vacuum cleaner please (or a handbag, or a baby, or a bag of groceries, or pink Barbie weights) because, as we all know, women cannot pick up anything heavier than 10lbs.

    Of course not. They would get all bulky and manly. *shivers*
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