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Burt Sex?

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I am suddenly very afraid...
    Come here.

    Hide behind Batman. I'll protect you.

    NO. SAILOR MOON.

    tumblr_m9zzqdT7ua1r8k00ro1_250.gif

    Does she have a vacuum cleaner with her?

    Duh! She's a woman. Of course she does.

    But nothing heavier than a vacuum cleaner please (or a handbag, or a baby, or a bag of groceries, or pink Barbie weights) because, as we all know, women cannot pick up anything heavier than 10lbs.

    unless it is our 45 pound 5 year old, our 57 pound 7 year old, their two backpacks from school, the duffel bag from their dad's, two bags of groceries, a purse and a laptop, with keys and wearing four inch heels...

    not speaking from experience or anything...

    See!
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Wow! So much banging in one thread. You guys really know how to soothe teh BurtHuttz.

    With love,
    Burt
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I love it when my burt huttz...

    NOT!!!

    :laugh:
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    I am suddenly very afraid...
    Come here.

    Hide behind Batman. I'll protect you.

    NO. SAILOR MOON.

    tumblr_m9zzqdT7ua1r8k00ro1_250.gif

    Does she have a vacuum cleaner with her?

    Duh! She's a woman. Of course she does.

    But nothing heavier than a vacuum cleaner please (or a handbag, or a baby, or a bag of groceries, or pink Barbie weights) because, as we all know, women cannot pick up anything heavier than 10lbs.

    unless it is our 45 pound 5 year old, our 57 pound 7 year old, their two backpacks from school, the duffel bag from their dad's, two bags of groceries, a purse and a laptop, with keys and wearing four inch heels...

    not speaking from experience or anything...

    See!

    :flowerforyou:

    I am genuinely in awe!
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I am suddenly very afraid...
    Come here.

    Hide behind Batman. I'll protect you.

    NO. SAILOR MOON.

    tumblr_m9zzqdT7ua1r8k00ro1_250.gif

    Does she have a vacuum cleaner with her?

    Duh! She's a woman. Of course she does.

    But nothing heavier than a vacuum cleaner please (or a handbag, or a baby, or a bag of groceries, or pink Barbie weights) because, as we all know, women cannot pick up anything heavier than 10lbs.

    unless it is our 45 pound 5 year old, our 57 pound 7 year old, their two backpacks from school, the duffel bag from their dad's, two bags of groceries, a purse and a laptop, with keys and wearing four inch heels...

    not speaking from experience or anything...

    See!

    :flowerforyou:

    I am genuinely in awe!

    why do 5 trips when you can do it in one? lol
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    Ha ha. I live two storeys up and refuse to make several trips to the car to get my shopping and have even been known to carry a bag between my teeth. Adding in 4" heels gives the calves a good workout ;)
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Ha ha. I live two storeys up and refuse to make several trips to the car to get my shopping and have even been known to carry a bag between my teeth. Adding in 4" heels gives the calves a good workout ;)

    yes But sex?
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