10 Funny Misheard Pop Lyrics

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  • TheLuSir
    TheLuSir Posts: 1,674 Member
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    A friend of mine thought:

    Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know: "Does she speak eloquently" was "Does she speak ebbaquanese"

    When I was a kid I thought Falco's - Amadeus, was saying Hot Potatoes

    :D
  • fiferize
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    If you watch Glee you heard the dancing shoes one on the scene where Kurts Dad marry's Fen's Mom. They sing that song during the start of the wedding! "I think I want to marry you" I think it's called.
  • WeepingAngel81
    WeepingAngel81 Posts: 2,232 Member
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    There is one song that will always stand out in my mind! I college I had a roommate that was very religious and very naive. I was listening to the radio and Marc Anthony's "I Need to Know" came on.

    What he says:
    My every thought is of this being true
    It's getting harder not to think of you.

    She got the most horrific look on her face and asks "Did he just say 'it's getting harder not to finger you?!?!?' "

    I laughed so hard! Imagine the most church mousey person you know blurtting that one out.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
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    Blink 182's What's my age again
    Misheard as That's my Asian Friend.

    From the same song, I always heard "I wore cologne to get the feeling right" as "I walk alone to get the feeling right". I doubt I'm the only one to mishear that one though, since they're phonetically identical.
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
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    All Around The World by Paul Simon I heard as "the sun gets weary and the sun goes down, ever since the watermelon". So naturally I assumed I misheard it and looked it up. Turns out they actually are the lyrics, they just don't make any sense.
  • Massageu2
    Massageu2 Posts: 59
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    Queen-Bohemian Rhapsody-

    Real-I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango

    The way my friend sings it-I see a little silhouetto of a man, Gotta mooch, Gotta mooch will you do the fan dancing

    First time I heard her sing that I nearly died laughing.

    Foreigner-Juke Box Hero-

    Real-Saw stars in his eyes and the very next day

    What I heard-Saw stars in his eyes and the bird that's tame

    Real-Like a trip through the past to that day in the rain....

    What I heard-Like a truck through a pass that day in the rain....
  • triciab79
    triciab79 Posts: 1,713 Member
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    I love the way my toddler sings Christmas carols.

    Bring us a figgy pudding became bring us a piggy pooty
  • JediMindfck
    JediMindfck Posts: 73 Member
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    Titanium - David Guetta ft Sia

    "BRICK OF SHAME, you take your aim....."

    The lyrics are in fact:

    "RICOCHET, you take your aim...."

    That one courtesy of a Youtube clip.

    Nearly. Fcking. Died.
  • awtume9
    awtume9 Posts: 423 Member
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    My sister used to sing "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against the Machine as "Random Case of Funk"

    And I sang "Let's Give Them Something to Talk About" as "Let's Get Them Something From Taco Bell"
  • bluevwgurl
    bluevwgurl Posts: 220 Member
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    -im blue if i were green i would die
    (im blue dabba dee dabba daah)

    i always thought this song said
    'i'm blue, i believe i'm a guy'