In honor of Dr. Oz, A Poem!

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    <3 your poem

    Thank you and holy crap at your success. Dunno why I didn't noticed it at first! Rock on sistah!
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    This thread has made my day better. I honestly thought I was alone in thinking the Great and Powerful Oz was a douche nozzle.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    This thread is so full of win!
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,310 Member
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    Dr Oz AKA Mr Pill-Pusher smh

    quack quack quack
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
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    Dr Oz you make me tired,
    You talk and talk and it all seems dire.
    What should we eat to make us lean?
    Very little it seems, unless it is steamed.

    I'm happy to see you are healthy and thin.
    As if we don't notice you tell us again (and again).
    There are some things I can't help but see,
    your follower Oprah is not a size 3!
    She looks pretty good (to me at least),
    however I'm sure she still eats bread made with yeast.
    Does that make you unhappy,
    I bet it is so.
    But then again you still make the big dough...

    Here is what I hope for you doctor my dear,
    I hope you never have to shed any tears.
    It's not easy being big and loving to eat,
    don't even think about anything sweet.
    We are who we are and we and we'll carry on all,
    with counting and sweating and trying not to fall
    Off the wagon that bumps down the road we all take
    While your talking and talking and making us shake
    Our resolve is strong and so are we
    So a wizard to us you may not be...


    Great poem :drinker:
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
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    Eminem : RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP!!

    Rihanna - Not gonna Staaand there and watch me burrrnn
    And that's not right, Coz i dont like the way it hurrtss
    Dr. Oz ..i hate the way you lie..
    i hate the way you lie...

    Eminem - RAP RAP RAP RAP!!
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    :laugh:
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
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  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
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    Dr. Oz I hate you
    You make me wanna fling poop at you
    [/i]


    Sorry it didn't rhyme

    for poop flinging at its finest: poopsenders.com

    guaranteed anonymity. :)

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