Lines from women that should, but don't, turn off guys
MireyGal76
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http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/925802-i-need-help-understanding?page=2#posts-14064278
poor guy is having issues with the womenz... so the womenz are telling him what not to say... but we're failing cuz we can't seem to find one liners that would turn a guy off...
eg... Wow, I see you have a big bulge in your pants. Are you well hung, or did you just stuff a sock in it?
at first blush... it seemed offputting... but really she just acknowledged looking at your pants... hmm
Help us out here! What lines SHOULDN'T we use, when trying to push away unwanted attention?
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/925802-i-need-help-understanding?page=2#posts-14064278
poor guy is having issues with the womenz... so the womenz are telling him what not to say... but we're failing cuz we can't seem to find one liners that would turn a guy off...
eg... Wow, I see you have a big bulge in your pants. Are you well hung, or did you just stuff a sock in it?
at first blush... it seemed offputting... but really she just acknowledged looking at your pants... hmm
Help us out here! What lines SHOULDN'T we use, when trying to push away unwanted attention?
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Do not. I repeat. Do NOT call me daddy.
I am OK with big daddy. I don't know why. I have a sick mind.
hi MireyGal760 -
You are such a great person for wanting to help this poor soul out.... I hope the best for him0
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I have daddy issues.0
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"Nice hat... wanna f...." Yeah... Never mind... that might actually work....0
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Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?0
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Do not. I repeat. Do NOT call me daddy.
I am OK with big daddy. I don't know why. I have a sick mind.
hi MireyGal76
SO... Hey big daddy, wanna come spank me? would work
but... Hey daddy, will you put me in time out? wouldn't?0 -
I have daddy issues.
don't we all...0 -
Haha. Big Daddy.0
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I'm a Model/Actress aka I don't have a job.0
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Seriously the daddy thing is creepy.0
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I'm a Model/Actress aka I don't have a job.
Oh no he didn't . . . .0 -
"Wanna have sex? I am overly attached chick with more diseases than a 14th century French hooker".
The reason this wouldn't turn us off? We stopped listening after "Wanna have sex?" and started undressing (And making exit strategies after we're done)0 -
Do not. I repeat. Do NOT call me daddy.
I am OK with big daddy. I don't know why. I have a sick mind.
hi MireyGal76
SO... Hey big daddy, wanna come spank me? would work
but... Hey daddy, will you put me in time out? wouldn't?
I dont' know. I could tape you to the water heater for your time out.0 -
"Hi there. Mind if I sit next to you? My friends are getting irritated with me because they say I have a 'drinking problem.'"
But this one works every single time.0 -
"Wanna have sex? I am overly attached chick with more diseases than a 14th century French hooker".
The reason this wouldn't turn us off? We stopped listening after "Wanna have sex?" and started undressing (And making exit strategies after we're done)
Hi Taunto!0 -
Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?
I'd just wear a condom.0 -
"Hi there. Mind if I sit next to you? My friends are getting irritated with me because they say I have a 'drinking problem.'"
But this one works every single time.
Yeah. I'd be thinking... Excellent. Liquor goes in clothes come off, she doesn't remember it's me if she gets pregnant.0 -
Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?
I'd just wear a condom.
^totally this. And avoid kissing...0 -
Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?
I'd just wear a condom.
Or two.0 -
Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?
I'd just wear a condom.
^totally this. And avoid kissing...
Yeah... kissing is out....0
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