Lines from women that should, but don't, turn off guys

MireyGal76
MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
edited January 17 in Chit-Chat
You asked... I deliver...

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/925802-i-need-help-understanding?page=2#posts-14064278

poor guy is having issues with the womenz... so the womenz are telling him what not to say... but we're failing cuz we can't seem to find one liners that would turn a guy off...

eg... Wow, I see you have a big bulge in your pants. Are you well hung, or did you just stuff a sock in it?
at first blush... it seemed offputting... but really she just acknowledged looking at your pants... hmm

Help us out here! What lines SHOULDN'T we use, when trying to push away unwanted attention?
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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Do not. I repeat. Do NOT call me daddy.

    I am OK with big daddy. I don't know why. I have a sick mind.

    hi MireyGal76
  • jen_bd6
    jen_bd6 Posts: 501 Member
    You are such a great person for wanting to help this poor soul out.... I hope the best for him :)
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I have daddy issues.
  • jen_bd6
    jen_bd6 Posts: 501 Member
    "Nice hat... wanna f...." Yeah... Never mind... that might actually work....
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
    Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    Do not. I repeat. Do NOT call me daddy.

    I am OK with big daddy. I don't know why. I have a sick mind.

    hi MireyGal76

    SO... Hey big daddy, wanna come spank me? would work
    but... Hey daddy, will you put me in time out? wouldn't?
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    I have daddy issues.

    don't we all... ;)
  • Babeskeez
    Babeskeez Posts: 606 Member
    Haha. Big Daddy.
  • twanthe1
    twanthe1 Posts: 407
    I'm a Model/Actress aka I don't have a job.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Seriously the daddy thing is creepy.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    I'm a Model/Actress aka I don't have a job.

    Oh no he didn't . . . .
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    "Wanna have sex? I am overly attached chick with more diseases than a 14th century French hooker".

    The reason this wouldn't turn us off? We stopped listening after "Wanna have sex?" and started undressing (And making exit strategies after we're done)
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Do not. I repeat. Do NOT call me daddy.

    I am OK with big daddy. I don't know why. I have a sick mind.

    hi MireyGal76

    SO... Hey big daddy, wanna come spank me? would work
    but... Hey daddy, will you put me in time out? wouldn't?

    I dont' know. I could tape you to the water heater for your time out.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    "Hi there. Mind if I sit next to you? My friends are getting irritated with me because they say I have a 'drinking problem.'"

    But this one works every single time.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    "Wanna have sex? I am overly attached chick with more diseases than a 14th century French hooker".

    The reason this wouldn't turn us off? We stopped listening after "Wanna have sex?" and started undressing (And making exit strategies after we're done)

    Hi Taunto!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?

    I'd just wear a condom.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    "Hi there. Mind if I sit next to you? My friends are getting irritated with me because they say I have a 'drinking problem.'"

    But this one works every single time.

    Yeah. I'd be thinking... Excellent. Liquor goes in clothes come off, she doesn't remember it's me if she gets pregnant.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?

    I'd just wear a condom.

    ^totally this. And avoid kissing...
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
    Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?

    I'd just wear a condom.

    Or two.
  • jen_bd6
    jen_bd6 Posts: 501 Member
    Hey baby, I only have two weeks left on this round of penicillin...wanna wait for me?

    I'd just wear a condom.

    ^totally this. And avoid kissing...

    Yeah... kissing is out....
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    Hi, my role model is Nadya Suleman.

    (sound of me running away)
  • dorothytd
    dorothytd Posts: 1,138 Member
    Is that a banana in your pocket... you know the rest!

    This one cracks me up because I often throw a banana into my coat pocket when I'm going somewhere. So I just tell people I'm happy to see them.... :smile:
  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.

    Guys think: must be great in bed . . .
  • RunDoozer
    RunDoozer Posts: 1,699 Member
    I ran over by last boyfriend with his car after burning all his clothes and cutting myself repeatedly.

    Guys think: must be great in bed . . .

    Weird, but usually true.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    NO.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??


    wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    The baby's not due for 2 weeks... can i have your number??


    wait... that might not be bad... ugh men are gross.

    There are whole subsets of porn that deal with this. SMH
  • Greenrun99
    Greenrun99 Posts: 2,065 Member
    I won't smash your stuff, I promise I am not crazy.. or am I
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
    If you're talking to us, we know we have a shot at having sex with you.
    Not much you can say to make that a bad thing.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    If you're talking to us, we know we have a shot at having sex with you.
    Not much you can say to make that a bad thing.

    This!
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