Why are people so jealous of me?

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  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    You sound full of yourself and very egotistical. Nobody likes that.

    I have a secret crush on the OP just for that reason.

    Are you sure you're not just mistaking your jealousy for a secret crush? Your body can't tell the difference between jealousy and lust sometimes. Try drinking a tall glass of water.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Guys, please stop trolling and postings gifs. I'd really like some help solving my problem!!!

    Reported:angry:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Some people are just blessed to be the best. We are a rare bread so embrace it.

    How many calories in rare bread?

    Hahaha as many as it takes for auto correct to screw me over

    Mmmmm rare bread tastes like special snowflakes...

    How do you know what I taste like. Are you the one who slipped me the GHB and erased a weekend of my life?
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    You sound full of yourself and very egotistical. Nobody likes that.

    That's unsupportive and RUDE. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN HERE?

    REPORTED!

    They're just jealous. They can't help it. If I was someone else, I'd be jealous of me too.

    I'm so lucky you let me in your cliche. I just hope some of your beauty and wit rubs off on me.

    Yes, you are lucky. Everyone in my cliche is lucky and should bow down to me. Even my cliche members get jealous of me sometimes, but it's natural.


    Your clique is so cliche!
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    You sound full of yourself and very egotistical. Nobody likes that.

    That's unsupportive and RUDE. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN HERE?

    REPORTED!

    They're just jealous. They can't help it. If I was someone else, I'd be jealous of me too.

    I'm so lucky you let me in your cliche. I just hope some of your beauty and wit rubs off on me.

    Yes, you are lucky. Everyone in my cliche is lucky and should bow down to me. Even my cliche members get jealous of me sometimes, but it's natural.


    Your clique is so cliche!

    LOL

    I think you mean "Your cliche is so clee-chay" Get a clue.
  • n2thenight24
    n2thenight24 Posts: 1,651 Member
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    Sleep with their boyfriends. That's what I do.
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
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    It might sound clique, but until I belonged to your cliche I hated you too. I is sorry now tho.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    You sound full of yourself and very egotistical. Nobody likes that.

    I have a secret crush on the OP just for that reason.

    Are you sure you're not just mistaking your jealousy for a secret crush? Your body can't tell the difference between jealousy and lust sometimes. Try drinking a tall glass of water.

    Oh, you were right. I was just thirsty. *hair flip*
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    It might sound clique, but until I belonged to your cliche I hated you too. I is sorry now tho.

    It's okay. Most people hate me at first. It's like..I'm just so funny and gorgeous your brain is immediately jealous. I've had to live with this my whole life.
  • Fit_Kenzie
    Fit_Kenzie Posts: 124
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    I still hate you :tongue:
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
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    I still hate you :tongue:

    Yeah, okay, I admit...me too...
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    I'm just jealous because I can't make people experience multiple orgasms when they read my posts. The body may mistake this for laughter, but I know better because there's always a wet spot after.:blushing:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    I'm just jealous because I can't make people experience multiple orgasms when they read my posts. The body may mistake this for laughter, but I know better because there's always a wet spot after.:blushing:

    Well I just had one.

    If that counts.
  • stephdeeable
    stephdeeable Posts: 1,407 Member
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    I still hate you :tongue:

    Yeah, okay, I admit...me too...

    You guys are pretty close to being out of the cliche...
  • AmazonRDH
    AmazonRDH Posts: 203 Member
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    beeyotches be hatin. i have the same problem. :tongue:
  • FabulouslyFitTam
    FabulouslyFitTam Posts: 70 Member
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    they don't really hate you, they are just jealous and want to be in your cliche.

    Aint no body f'ing with my clique.

    Ain't nobody fresher than my muthaf'ing clique.....

    Where's Kanye when you need him?
  • Tat2dDom0105
    Tat2dDom0105 Posts: 661
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    I feel like a lot of people really hate me and I can't figure out if it's because I'm so pretty or because of my bangin' bikini bod.

    Also, my boyfriend recently threw out all of my hair bands and hair accessories so I've been having to wear my hair down. Wearing my hair down makes me sooo much prettier than usual so it's making it worse.:cry:

    I don't really know what to do....is there anyway to make myself less superior?? LOL

    Any advice is welcome as long as it's supportive.

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  • Cassea7
    Cassea7 Posts: 181 Member
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    Hilarious!! lol:laugh:
    Make sure you fart everytime they walk by.
  • Psychedelicately
    Psychedelicately Posts: 81 Member
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    If people hate you, it's probably because you think you're so superior. A terrible personality can make someone pretty unattractive.

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