Why are people so jealous of me?

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  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
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    Whoooooa. Okay. I didn't realize that TWO of these threads were going on at the same time and I got so confused for a second I got dizzy. Time to get off the forums for a while!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I'm just jealous because I can't make people experience multiple orgasms when they read my posts. The body may mistake this for laughter, but I know better because there's always a wet spot after.:blushing:

    Well I just had one.

    If that counts.

    Oh wow! I think being in her cliche is starting to pay off! Would you like another go? I need the practice.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    If people hate you, it's probably because you think you're so superior. A terrible personality can make someone pretty unattractive.

    I don't think I am superior, I just am. Am I supposed to pretend that I'm not - will this help?

    Yes - pretending you're stupid seems to be working very well for the Cleansers.
  • rosiereally2
    rosiereally2 Posts: 539 Member
    I hate you, but it's not you. It's me.
  • cryswest57
    cryswest57 Posts: 141 Member
    hahahahaha
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    You say this in jest, but my sister had a friend who has/had this exact attitude... for real. She would talk about how thin & pretty she is all the time, and how all the guys want to be with her, etc. She would complain about getting checked out all the time, but then she moved away. She then moved back because not enough guys in the new town were checking her out.

    It was quite comical once I got past wanting to smack her every time she said something.
  • danielleeu
    danielleeu Posts: 127 Member
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    Can I just say this made my day? :D
  • bajoyba
    bajoyba Posts: 1,153 Member
    Some people are just blessed to be the best. We are a rare bread so embrace it.

    How many calories in rare bread?

    I nearly spit out the water I was drinking when I read that.
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    wear a bag over your head & eat lots of pie so you get fat. voila.

    You're welcome, that will be 250 pounds.

    I got about 20 pounds you can have. Would you prefer them from my *kitten* or thighs?:drinker:
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    fuk them, strut your stuff.
  • victoriannsays
    victoriannsays Posts: 568 Member
    Whenever anyone hates anyone it's ALWAYS because they're jealous. NEVER because you're an annoying *kitten*.

    LMFAO OMG hahahah
  • victoriannsays
    victoriannsays Posts: 568 Member
    people just wanna ruin my sparkle
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    dont be jealous but i got a new girlfriend:

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  • weese17
    weese17 Posts: 236 Member
    I feel like a lot of people really hate me and I can't figure out if it's because I'm so pretty or because of my bangin' bikini bod.

    Also, my boyfriend recently threw out all of my hair bands and hair accessories so I've been having to wear my hair down. Wearing my hair down makes me sooo much prettier than usual so it's making it worse.:cry:

    I don't really know what to do....is there anyway to make myself less superior?? LOL

    Any advice is welcome as long as it's supportive.

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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Pffff..
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  • liftlikeumeanit
    liftlikeumeanit Posts: 22
    Whenever anyone hates anyone it's ALWAYS because they're jealous. NEVER because you're an annoying *kitten*.

    Oh too funny....
  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
    poor people...ugh!
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Hard to say Steph, but ive always noted that dogs like to impress their masters by having a good roll in a pile of cow flop, so maybe impress your dude by having a good role in cow flop and ask ...Do you love me honey
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    I feel like a lot of people really hate me and I can't figure out if it's because I'm so pretty or because of my bangin' bikini bod.

    Also, my boyfriend recently threw out all of my hair bands and hair accessories so I've been having to wear my hair down. Wearing my hair down makes me sooo much prettier than usual so it's making it worse.:cry:

    I don't really know what to do....is there anyway to make myself less superior?? LOL

    Any advice is welcome as long as it's supportive.

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    Love this gif!
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
    So many people in this thread who obviously didn't get enough attention from their parents growing up.

    you are correct in further shaming and depriving them of kindness.

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