Ways to get your man to cuddle

ninerbuff
ninerbuff Posts: 49,030 Member
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On the couch: You sit on the couch, your man sits on the floor between your legs (facing away). Lean over with your arms on each side of his head. Put your cheek next to his head. Now very important......................don't hold that sandwich too far away.

In the bed: Curl up in fetal position. Your man behind you. Just make sure he has a propped up pillow for his head so he can see the TV.


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  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    great post!!!!! but you forgot the beer with that sandwich.
  • Penny427
    Penny427 Posts: 166 Member
    Or just cuddle up next to him while he's laying in bed playing PS3...just make sure he has room to hold that game controller!
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    Have sex. Cuddle later.
  • marypatmccue
    marypatmccue Posts: 521 Member
    On the couch: You sit on the couch, your man sits on the floor between your legs (facing away). Lean over with your arms on each side of his head. Put your cheek next to his head. Now very important......................don't hold that sandwich too far away.

    In the bed: Curl up in fetal position. Your man behind you. Just make sure he has a propped up pillow for his head so he can see the TV.


    :laugh:

    You're a pig... But, I mean, that means you're technically made of bacon. So, I guess you're not so bad after all....

    Thanks for the laugh, hahaha
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    :laugh:

    I just show my man my bewbs...then cuddling shall commence. It works every time. :wink:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Put on bacon perfume and cuddles will follow.
  • S1NN3R
    S1NN3R Posts: 452 Member
    On the couch: You sit on the couch, your man sits on the floor between your legs (facing away). Lean over with your arms on each side of his head. Put your cheek next to his head. Now very important......................don't hold that sandwich too far away.

    In the bed: Curl up in fetal position. Your man behind you. Just make sure he has a propped up pillow for his head so he can see the TV.


    :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition


    This post was good...until the part where he has to face away from me to eat. Boo to that I say!
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Have sex. Cuddle later.

    oh hey!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,030 Member
    On the couch: You sit on the couch, your man sits on the floor between your legs (facing away). Lean over with your arms on each side of his head. Put your cheek next to his head. Now very important......................don't hold that sandwich too far away.

    In the bed: Curl up in fetal position. Your man behind you. Just make sure he has a propped up pillow for his head so he can see the TV.


    :laugh:

    You're a pig... But, I mean, that means you're technically made of bacon. So, I guess you're not so bad after all....

    Thanks for the laugh, hahaha
    Guess I am what I eat!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    wear him out running around all day. Get him WAY too tired for action. And he'll say "why don't we cuddle instead"


    However, this really........ isn't a good thing.
  • Grundle_Raspberries
    Grundle_Raspberries Posts: 94
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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    Bring a friend
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    Put on bacon perfume and cuddles will follow.

    I'm wearing some right now. Wanna cuddle?
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    Sit on his lap naked.
  • marypatmccue
    marypatmccue Posts: 521 Member
    I think this explains it... people are confused by the term "cuddle" and think it's synonymous with "sex" .... :laugh:
  • aprmay
    aprmay Posts: 216 Member
    Give him a lap dance. ;-)
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,030 Member
    I think this explains it... people are confused by the term "cuddle" and think it's synonymous with "sex" .... :laugh:
    Eh, sex is overated.


    Now bacon...............................

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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    On the couch: You sit on the couch, your man sits on the floor between your legs (facing away). Lean over with your arms on each side of his head. Put your cheek next to his head. Now very important......................don't hold that sandwich too far away.

    In the bed: Curl up in fetal position. Your man behind you. Just make sure he has a propped up pillow for his head so he can see the TV.


    :laugh:

    You're a pig... But, I mean, that means you're technically made of bacon. So, I guess you're not so bad after all....

    Thanks for the laugh, hahaha
    Guess I am what I eat!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    :laugh:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Put on bacon perfume and cuddles will follow.

    I'm wearing some right now. Wanna cuddle?
    Yes , I may also start licking you .
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    I f'n love to cuddle.
  • marypatmccue
    marypatmccue Posts: 521 Member
    I think this explains it... people are confused by the term "cuddle" and think it's synonymous with "sex" .... :laugh:
    Eh, sex is overated.


    Now bacon...............................

    I love bacon... but, I'll admit... I also enjoy the sex part, too. I should also clarify, I do NOT enjoy these two amazing things at the same time...

    So ... howyoudoinnnnnn'?
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I don't even have to ask.

    I just book a plane ticket, fly across the country and walk into his arms.

    He pretty much doesn't let go of me until I walk away from him to go through airport security 4 days later.
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    Firs cover yourself in tar, next jump in a pile of super soft feathers like from a down pillow finally give him a large dose of ecstasy
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I f'n love to cuddle with _crafty_.

    fixed.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I don't even have to ask.

    I just book a plane ticket, fly across the country and walk into his arms.

    He pretty much doesn't let go of me until I walk away from him to go through airport security 4 days later.

    D'awwwww....This made me sniffle. And my lady parts tingle.
  • marypatmccue
    marypatmccue Posts: 521 Member
    I f'n love to cuddle with _crafty_.

    fixed.

    :drinker: :heart: :drinker: :heart: :drinker:
  • mmddwechanged
    mmddwechanged Posts: 1,687 Member
    Negotiate. Be flexable, and thoughtful, come up with new wagers regularly. Keep them on their toes, don't let them catch on to your motives. Keep at it!! :)
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    Put on bacon perfume and cuddles will follow.

    I'm wearing some right now. Wanna cuddle?
    Yes , I may also start licking you .

    No complaints here, I have more.
  • Danger2OneSelf
    Danger2OneSelf Posts: 883 Member
    I don't even have to ask.

    I just book a plane ticket, fly across the country and walk into his arms.

    He pretty much doesn't let go of me until I walk away from him to go through airport security 4 days later.

    D'awwwww....This made me sniffle. And my lady parts tingle.

    Reading that really turned you on?
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    A real man never cuddles!!

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