Ways to get your man to cuddle

Barbellerella

REALLY?! I thought the answer is always, bewbs.

CountingCaloriesSuxass

I don't even have to ask.

I just book a plane ticket, fly across the country and walk into his arms.

He pretty much doesn't let go of me until I walk away from him to go through airport security 4 days later.

D'awwwww....This made me sniffle. And my lady parts tingle.

This is sad!!

_crafty_

I don't even have to ask.

I just book a plane ticket, fly across the country and walk into his arms.

He pretty much doesn't let go of me until I walk away from him to go through airport security 4 days later.

D'awwwww....This made me sniffle. And my lady parts tingle.

Reading that really turned you on?

anytime she thinks about me her lady parts tingle.

ACepero79

REALLY?! I thought the answer is always, bewbs.

She's right. Just shove them in his face and he'll cuddle. It reminds him of infancy and being breastfed.

ninerbuff

I f'n love to cuddle.

Weights don't count.:laugh:

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edge_dragoncaller

On the couch: You sit on the couch, your man sits on the floor between your legs (facing away). Lean over with your arms on each side of his head. Put your cheek next to his head. Now very important......................don't hold that sandwich too far away.

In the bed: Curl up in fetal position. Your man behind you. Just make sure he has a propped up pillow for his head so he can see the TV.


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This post was good...until the part where he has to face away from me to eat. Boo to that I say!

Don't all you ladies want your men facing you when when we eat :bigsmile:

Krizzo87

REALLY?! I thought the answer is always, bewbs.

And bacon, bewbs are always better with bacon.

_the_feniks_

A real man never cuddles!!

Too bad you'll never know what a real man is like, sweetheart.

TravisBikes

Wait. We missed the point of the thread.



Someone said.


Bacon.

marypatmccue

Wait. We missed the point of the thread.



Someone said.


Bacon.

HA! Yes, Yes I did! Thankyouverymuch!

ninerbuff

Learn about fantasy......................................................football that is. If your man is into it, he'll sit in bed with you all day and cuddle while talking about drafts, trades, rookie phenoms, first picks, position in the draft.....................

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CountingCaloriesSuxass

A real man never cuddles!!

Too bad you'll never know what a real man is like, sweetheart.

well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"

2credneck208

Cuddling is too much work.

_crafty_

A real man never cuddles!!

Too bad you'll never know what a real man is like, sweetheart.

well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"

would it have been better if he said see you next Tuesday?

Fozzi43

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well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"
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True..a real man calls you a b1tch

petstorekitty

date a guy who likes you.

mmddwechanged

I don't even have to ask.

I just book a plane ticket, fly across the country and walk into his arms.

He pretty much doesn't let go of me until I walk away from him to go through airport security 4 days later.

D'awwwww....This made me sniffle. And my lady parts tingle.

Reading that really turned you on?

a lot of men don't understand this

skinnyinnotime

A real man never cuddles!!

Too bad you'll never know what a real man is like, sweetheart.

well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"

You have pretty strange ideas on what a 'real' man is.

_SusieQ_

I don't even have to ask.

I just book a plane ticket, fly across the country and walk into his arms.

He pretty much doesn't let go of me until I walk away from him to go through airport security 4 days later.

D'awwwww....This made me sniffle. And my lady parts tingle.

Reading that really turned you on?

anytime she thinks about me her lady parts tingle.

Yes it really did, for the reason that she stated right there ^^ :blushing:

_the_feniks_

A real man never cuddles!!

Too bad you'll never know what a real man is like, sweetheart.

well, a real man definitely doesnt use the the word "sweetheart"

Since my tone was completely lost on you, do I need to explain what condescending means? Or do "real mean" only speak monosyllabically so you can understand?

bellygoaway

Lift heavy then pin him down!

That works for me, I am free anytime.

PetulantOne

:laugh:

I just show my man my bewbs...then cuddling shall commence. It works every time.

Works like a charm :bigsmile:

Danger2OneSelf

Here this should make it more clear for everyone:

TravisBikes

Here this should make it more clear for everyone:

That's why bacon is always better.

missyj1115

Here this should make it more clear for everyone:

:laugh:

icmuse

I really like to cuddle with my (female) dog ... so I guess I like to cuddle only with b!tches :drinker:

mains_adam25

if u want to cuddle with me just tell me to cuddle i will do it anywhere lol

LittleMissDover

F**k that, I can think of far better things to do than cuddle, once I've had what I want then yeah, I'll make him a sandwich and he can watch what he likes on tv anyway.

zyxst

I use chocolate.

commonnerd195

two ways.
1. have sex with him and make adorable noises and wrap around him afterwards.
2. make the most adorable face you can and talk too cute that he gives in

Damn... I loves cuddling, Usually ends in molestations! mwuahahaha