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  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    Do you come with benefits so to speak?


    Someone's getting "friended"


    OOoooo you nasty girl! I like that. What's your name?

    I'm Tink! I would love a new friend.




    Hey Tink.

    I'm Chad. It's nice to meet ya. :wink:

    So what kind of stuff do you like to do, Tink, you know, for fun?


    I like to shave my legs. Often I miss spots. Perhaps my new friend can help?

    Ooo I like that I have MANY talents.

    One of them is holding a razor with my teeth.

    So do you like sausage Tink?

    Tink . . . . is that short for Tinkerbell by any chance?

    Haha (giggle) Chad that was a silly joke. OMG I love sausage. I love them in all sizes. Are you a butcher? Razor blades that is an awesome talent? OH wow... I think we are hitting it off. You are so funny!

    Well thank you Tink. You may have been joking but I assure you I wasn't.

    I'm not a butcher although I do know quite a bit about tenderizing meat.

    So what do you do with a really big sausage that you just can't finish?

    Chad I met a psychic who told me I would meet a guy who's name started with a C. OMG! No not Tinkerbell! But I am just as short as she is. What do I do with sausage when I've had too much. Silly question. I never have enough. I can eat sausage for hours. The bigger the better. I like them German.

    Well your psychic was right . . .

    German huh? Interesting. I've got a little German in me.

    Well there's a one thing you can do with a sausage that you just can't finish. You can just savour the flavour of it in your mouth like a fine glass of wine.


    Wow Chad you are all romantic and Junk! I'm like totally ready to visit EN. Like are you a prince or something? My psychic also said he would be royalty and live in a castle... or work in a castle... or live down the street from one. Anyway... a castle was involved.

    I do live in a castle little miss.

    I live in Essex and work as a personal trainer.

    My routine goes like this:

    Monday: Abs

    Tuesday: Arms

    Wednesday: Abs

    Thursday: Arms

    Friday: Abs

    Saturday: Juice Cleanse

    Sunday: Fake tan

    I'd love if you came out here and checked me out.

    Wow we should work out together!

    Should I send you my personal information so you can help me plan this trip to EN? Chad I think I have met a wonderful guy. Do you like cats Chad? My Kitty is named Sofia... I can let you pet her if you like.

    I'd be happy to give that furry litttle thing a pet Tink.

    Can I just ask you to send me a PM with a revealing photo and your personal information?

    My camera is broken... but I can record something for you. Please understand I i bounce a lot. It's a medical condition. also causes me to make moaning sounds. so please don't mind the video of me bouncing up and down. Oh also i trust you because this is the internet and people on the net are trust worthy. I know you wont show it to anyone.

    Totally baby.:wink:

    You can trust The Chad.

    I'll never stear you wrong.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    jheeezzz, this is a weightloss site not porn!

    you must be new here.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    jheeezzz, this is a weightloss site not porn!

    Omg I am so hurt by this. I love Chad I love him. My Psychic told I would. She is good too because she's avocado priestess! There is nothing inappropriate about our love. I trust him so much I sent him my banking info. Your comments are hurtful. Why. You hatin?

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