I've lost a cinder block! What about you?

army165

I've lost an average 2 year old! anyone seen him?

mxzilla

this is the best thread omg haha

bumpin this

embracethefall

I've lost a slightly chubby 2 year old, haha.

chelseybennett1

An elephant heart

princessd84

An elephant's penis and an average human brain!

turkeyhunter60

Lost three gallons of ice cream, in it for a microwave

vickyjane1710

a newborn ...aiming for a mid-sized microwave.
Now there's a sentence thats never been uttered before!!

Sweetestthing87

I have lost an average house cat.. . . . looking to lose an elephant penis. :glasses:

LoyalAngel16

I've lost an Irish setter, plus a guinea pig

jzebracki

I've lost a cinder block. It's amazing how much easier I can walk, run, jump without that dang thing!!! What about you? Where are you at today, where do you want to be???


1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

I have lost an elephant's heart, but I want to lose a newborn calf in total!

Thanks for the fun!

conorpatmanCHANGED

right between a mid-size microwave and a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
hoping to be at an elephants heart c:

cah05

I have lost a sperm whale's brain and have a mid-size microwave to go.

gabegrammy

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

sandi117

I've lost an average 2 year old! And I have 1 more 2 year old to go!

AmbyrJayde

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year and a guinea pig :O

mlaz81

fats and oils an average American eats in a year and a guinea pig .......the fats and oils thing kind of grosses me out...that's a lot!!

in_this_generation

A sperm whale's brain plus an average human's brain... I knew I'd lost my mind.

erinm2629

So far an average human leg but shooting for that plus a human head.....lol

DonnaLeeCattes

an Irish Setter and an average human brain

nancycaregiver

I've lost an Irish Setter and a human head! I love Irish Setters but I don't want to carry one under my skin anymore!!

stressd1mom

I have lost an elephant's penis but gained back an automobile tire.

FitGuyWillDoIt

I lost my head!

believe22

a newborn calf

GenesisandEden

Newborn calf

WannaBeFitJean

I've lost 5 pounds = a Chihuahua So far!!

loriepaulin

I've lost an Avg 2 yr old! and nope I have no kids...so mine isn't lost, ha ha ha:laugh:

katiethedetermined1

This is the best comparison that I have ever seen. It makes me want to work harder just so that I am able to say more outrageous things that I have lost! LOVE IT

tcasey4

To funny!!!

An average 2-year-old...which is good cuz I was going to eat one for lunch! *muah hah hah*

heidihorton

The world largest ball of tape..on my way to a baby cow.. Holy crap

heidihorton

The world largest ball of tape..on my way to a baby cow.. Holy crap

My nine year old and my 4 year old together. Lol