Wait...WHAT??? What's the point anymore????

cmcollins001
cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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I don't even know if I want to live in a world where Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard. This truly is a sad day...a sad, sad day. Please bow for a moment of silence. :cry:

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We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris's face. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.
-- http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/requiem-chuck-norris-beard-234554988.html
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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    He looks.. not Chuck Norris- like.:cry:
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
    Who the hell is that?!!!

    THAT is not C.N.
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Dude, he constantly goes without his beard. He just normally doesn't get photographed without it. He just grows it back in for public appearances.


    And boy, does he ever look horrible.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    even Chuck Norris' beard loses a battle with chuck norris




    ?
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Meh. It became impossible to have any kind of respect for Chuck after his "sometimes me and my wife like to rub a photo of Mitt Romney's face over our naked bodies" video.
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    He looks.. not Chuck Norris- like.:cry:

    Agreed-I never would have known it was him. Chuck Norris without a beard is just WRONG
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    This is undoubtedly the most disgusting thing I've seen all day.
  • SmartAlec03211988
    SmartAlec03211988 Posts: 1,896 Member
    What the hell, it looks like a person wearing a Halloween mask.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    chuck norris doesn't grow a beard, he gives hair permission to exist on his face
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    If this is what happens to Chuck Norris....


    I don't stand a chance!
  • amylite
    amylite Posts: 40 Member
    THIS IS AWESOME!
    even Chuck Norris' beard loses a battle with chuck norris




    ?
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    Chuck Norris isn't without a beard...

    a beard is without his Chuck Norris.


    ugh idunno... see.. the jokes don't even work anymore.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Dude, he constantly goes without his beard. He just normally doesn't get photographed without it. He just grows it back in for public appearances.


    And boy, does he ever look horrible.

    Lies..just lies I tell you!! Except for the looking horrible part...that part is true. The rest of it though...lies.
  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    :sad:
    This is the most terrible thing I have ever seen.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    This is undoubtedly the most disgusting thing I've seen all day.

    ^^Agreed.
  • Queen_JessieA
    Queen_JessieA Posts: 1,059 Member
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    He looks rough.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    He's just gross with or without a beard.
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    *tantrum* Why did you have to show us this?
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Chuck Norris isn't without a beard...

    a beard is without his Chuck Norris.


    ugh idunno... see.. the jokes don't even work anymore.

    QFT
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    The facial hair retreated at the simple thought of him shaving.
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
    Mooooobs.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    He's just gross with or without a beard.

    i agree.. he is one ugly muthaffu..
  • red9812
    red9812 Posts: 85 Member
    That's sad and gross looking... So does this mean no more Chuck Norris jokes?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Dude, he constantly goes without his beard. He just normally doesn't get photographed without it. He just grows it back in for public appearances.


    And boy, does he ever look horrible.

    Lies..just lies I tell you!! Except for the looking horrible part...that part is true. The rest of it though...lies.

    He used to come into my old job all the time. Never had a beard any of the times he came in. And his moobs...woooooaaaahhh his moobs. They're bad.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
    Mooooobs.
    Fact chuck norris shaved his beard and grew breasts so that his opponents would be more humiliated by being beaten up by an elderly lady
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
    Mooooobs.
    Fact chuck norris shaved his beard and grew breasts so that his opponents would be more humiliated by being beaten up by an elderly lady
    yesss
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    That can't be CN...did he get sick or something? I guess he is mid 70s...but damn!

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    Kind of depressing
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
    How is his lack of his facial hair more upsetting than the presence of his breasts? And the fact that we were all kidding ourselves into thinking he was still in his 40s and kicking people's a**es, not kicking it geriatric style?
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
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