Wait...WHAT??? What's the point anymore????

cmcollins001

I don't even know if I want to live in a world where Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard. This truly is a sad day...a sad, sad day. Please bow for a moment of silence.

We are gathered here today to remember one of Hollywood's greatest treasures: Chuck Norris's beard. The well-trimmed facial hair lived a long and butt-kicking life during its decades-long existence on Norris's face. Now -- sadly -- the beard is no more.

-- http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/requiem-chuck-norris-beard-234554988.html

iulia_maddie

He looks.. not Chuck Norris- like.

SlickFootAnna

Who the hell is that?!!!

THAT is not C.N.

DontStopB_Leakin

Dude, he constantly goes without his beard. He just normally doesn't get photographed without it. He just grows it back in for public appearances.


And boy, does he ever look horrible.

wolverine66

even Chuck Norris' beard loses a battle with chuck norris




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Zomoniac

Meh. It became impossible to have any kind of respect for Chuck after his "sometimes me and my wife like to rub a photo of Mitt Romney's face over our naked bodies" video.

ChristyRunStarr

He looks.. not Chuck Norris- like.

Agreed-I never would have known it was him. Chuck Norris without a beard is just WRONG

Cr01502

This is undoubtedly the most disgusting thing I've seen all day.

SmartAlec03211988

What the hell, it looks like a person wearing a Halloween mask.

moustache_flavored_lube

chuck norris doesn't grow a beard, he gives hair permission to exist on his face

BeeElMarvin

If this is what happens to Chuck Norris....


I don't stand a chance!

amylite

THIS IS AWESOME!

even Chuck Norris' beard loses a battle with chuck norris




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thecanface

Chuck Norris isn't without a beard...

a beard is without his Chuck Norris.


ugh idunno... see.. the jokes don't even work anymore.

cmcollins001

Dude, he constantly goes without his beard. He just normally doesn't get photographed without it. He just grows it back in for public appearances.


And boy, does he ever look horrible.

Lies..just lies I tell you!! Except for the looking horrible part...that part is true. The rest of it though...lies.

Pookylou

:sad:
This is the most terrible thing I have ever seen.

Mainebikerchick

This is undoubtedly the most disgusting thing I've seen all day.

^^Agreed.

Queen_JessieA

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Fozzi43

He looks rough.

Lisa1971

He's just gross with or without a beard.

theCarlton

*tantrum* Why did you have to show us this?

Alex_is_Hawks

Chuck Norris isn't without a beard...

a beard is without his Chuck Norris.


ugh idunno... see.. the jokes don't even work anymore.

QFT

EatClean_WashUrNuts

The facial hair retreated at the simple thought of him shaving.

coe28

Mooooobs.

thecanface

He's just gross with or without a beard.

i agree.. he is one ugly muthaffu..

red9812

That's sad and gross looking... So does this mean no more Chuck Norris jokes?

DontStopB_Leakin

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Dude, he constantly goes without his beard. He just normally doesn't get photographed without it. He just grows it back in for public appearances.


And boy, does he ever look horrible.

Lies..just lies I tell you!! Except for the looking horrible part...that part is true. The rest of it though...lies.

He used to come into my old job all the time. Never had a beard any of the times he came in. And his moobs...woooooaaaahhh his moobs. They're bad.

moustache_flavored_lube

Mooooobs.

Fact chuck norris shaved his beard and grew breasts so that his opponents would be more humiliated by being beaten up by an elderly lady

Davina_JH

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Mooooobs.

Fact chuck norris shaved his beard and grew breasts so that his opponents would be more humiliated by being beaten up by an elderly lady

yesss

cwolfman13

That can't be CN...did he get sick or something? I guess he is mid 70s...but damn!



Kind of depressing

theCarlton

How is his lack of his facial hair more upsetting than the presence of his breasts? And the fact that we were all kidding ourselves into thinking he was still in his 40s and kicking people's a**es, not kicking it geriatric style?

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