Wait...WHAT??? What's the point anymore????

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  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    The facial hair retreated at the simple thought of him shaving.
  • coe28
    coe28 Posts: 715 Member
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    Mooooobs.
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    He's just gross with or without a beard.

    i agree.. he is one ugly muthaffu..
  • red9812
    red9812 Posts: 85 Member
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    That's sad and gross looking... So does this mean no more Chuck Norris jokes?
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
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    Dude, he constantly goes without his beard. He just normally doesn't get photographed without it. He just grows it back in for public appearances.


    And boy, does he ever look horrible.

    Lies..just lies I tell you!! Except for the looking horrible part...that part is true. The rest of it though...lies.

    He used to come into my old job all the time. Never had a beard any of the times he came in. And his moobs...woooooaaaahhh his moobs. They're bad.
  • moustache_flavored_lube
    moustache_flavored_lube Posts: 849 Member
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    Mooooobs.
    Fact chuck norris shaved his beard and grew breasts so that his opponents would be more humiliated by being beaten up by an elderly lady
  • Davina_JH
    Davina_JH Posts: 473 Member
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    Mooooobs.
    Fact chuck norris shaved his beard and grew breasts so that his opponents would be more humiliated by being beaten up by an elderly lady
    yesss
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,868 Member
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    That can't be CN...did he get sick or something? I guess he is mid 70s...but damn!

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    Kind of depressing
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    How is his lack of his facial hair more upsetting than the presence of his breasts? And the fact that we were all kidding ourselves into thinking he was still in his 40s and kicking people's a**es, not kicking it geriatric style?
  • toaster6
    toaster6 Posts: 703 Member
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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    I feel as if a small part of me died with the beard...

    the part filled with dreams... hope... and kick-assness...
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    skinny fat for sure. does he even lift???
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
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    He just looks like some random old guy now.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Let's try to remember that this is a guy in his 70s.
    Add 30 or 40 or 50 years to all of you and see what happens.


    Don't make fun of old folks...because I'm TOO DAMN CLOSE to being one of them.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    even Chuck Norris' beard loses a battle with chuck norris




    ?

    At one time I would have believed this. But no longer. I think his beard became disappointed and left his face.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    skinny fat for sure. does he even lift???

    Nope...doesn't have to! He has The Total Gym!!!

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  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    wow. aging gracefully is not chuck norris' forte.
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
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    33niwc3.jpg


    I LOL'd :drinker: :laugh: :laugh:
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
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    That's sad and gross looking... So does this mean no more Chuck Norris jokes?


    Chuck Norris jokes will live on, will undoubtedly last longer than the man that is the legend
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Geez.

    The man is 73, cut him some slack..

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