Song lyrics you always messed up

_Elemenopee_

And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.

silvergurl518

hold me closer, tony danzaaaaaaaaaa

Tw1zzler

Flies in the Vaseline - sure to make you lose your mind.

Cr01502

Jimi Hendrix:

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky . . . "

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy . . . . "

UsedToBeHusky

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I always thought it was 'hard to hold together in the cold November rain'.

That's still not right but at least it halfway works with the lyrics.

DontStopB_Leakin

And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.

How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

How?

toomuchbootyindapants

wrapped up like a douche.....another runner in the night.

heh

boperoni10

"We gonna jam at the light house"


actual

"oh, oh big ole air jetliner"

_Elemenopee_

And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.

How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

How?

I was older than you when that song peeked and possibly doing something illegal...don't you judge me!

laughingdani

"I should've been a cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearing my 'sex shoes' (ACTUAL: six-shooter) riding my pony on a cattle drive"

oregonzoo

"bee's are the things I can do without"

BuffyEat2Live

There is a song that goes "I will be your father figure" and I still always hear "I will be your bottom feeder".

oregonzoo

from Genuwine "Pony"
Always thought it was "you'll be on my donkey chain" it's really "you'll be on my jockey team"

DontStopB_Leakin

And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.

How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

How?

I was older than you when that song peeked and possibly doing something illegal...don't you judge me!

Was I even born yet when that song came out?

*checks*


Yes, I was 4.

Touche.

ShreddedTweet

'Might as well face it you're a **** with a glove'

2credneck208

"We gonna jam at the light house"


actual

"oh, oh big ole air jetliner"

For the longest time I thought it was "get your jam and line up" lmao!!

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.

How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

How?

Maybe it was a green candle, and they weren't wearing their glasses and it was twilighty when things just don't quite look right.

Hey is that a gecko in your ha...Oh just a candle. My bad.

matt2442

honestly in that taylor swift song i heard "I know you were trouble when you walked in, you grew in places that shouldnt have been"

Alex_is_Hawks

And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.

How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

How?

trust me...it can be done....

ok...there's a Canadian country singer named Charlie Major

and he has this song called "I do it for the money"

and the verse is: I do it I do it I do it for the money.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSWftCJpaQU there's a youtube video of it to show you.....


and so HELP me God......for the first 6 months after it came out, I thought it was Abdullah Abdullah Abdullah Muhammad...

srsly.....

till I mentioned it to my beautiful best friend (that was WAY prettier and so much more perfect than I)

and she bust out laughing...hugged me....and wrote the lyrics out on paper....


and then when we went to the bar that night...she told EVERYONE what I thought it was...

I loved that b*tch.

true story.

TomTomato

wrapped up like a douche.....another runner in the night.

heh

Funny, I always thought it was "wreck up like a douche" which makes even LESS sense.

thecanface

"I should've been a cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearing my 'sex shoes' (ACTUAL: six-shooter) riding my pony on a cattle drive"

i always say SEX SHOES! :laugh:

Melissa22G

Dirty jeans and they're dungarees

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

There are tons from grunge that I still am not quite sure what the hell they are singing. re: Yellow Ledbetter - Pearl jam.

Umm. Otherwise,

When I was in grade school, I used to run around singing along with Peter Frampton:

"Screw you blue. Feel like I do"

beekuzz

Michael Jackson's "Don't stop til you get it up"

TomTomato

Aerosmith's version of "Come Together" has a line that I thought said "toe-jam football".

thecanface

And it's hard to hold a gecko, in the cold November Rain.

How on EARTH do you confuse candle for gecko?

How?

trust me...it can be done....

ok...there's a Canadian country singer named Charlie Major

and he has this song called "I do it for the money"

and the verse is: I do it I do it I do it for the money.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSWftCJpaQU there's a youtube video of it to show you.....


and so HELP me God......for the first 6 months after it came out, I thought it was Abdullah Abdullah Abdullah Muhammad...

srsly.....

till I mentioned it to my beautiful best friend (that was WAY prettier and so much more perfect than I)

and she bust out laughing...hugged me....and wrote the lyrics out on paper....


and then when we went to the bar that night...she told EVERYONE what I thought it was...

I loved that b*tch.

true story.

holy mother of hahahaha i had to hold my breath to not laugh super freakin loud!!!

wolverine66

when i heard "i'm walking on sunshine whoa-oh and don't it feel good"

i heard "kill your parents and pets! they are coming for you if you don't get them first!"

ha ha.... boy oh boy, you should have seen the look on my face when i found out the real lyrics. ha ha ha...whew boy... i was really far off.

2credneck208

Oh I got another one Eric church's creepin, I thought it was "grapevine" my 8 yo son told me what he was actually saying.

peachfigs

You're the willy the worm, willy the worm oh, hoo hoo hoo, HONEY!

saxmaniac

"I'll eat wasabi on my dude" from "Girly Man"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDKcevMFUCo

Yeah, it's old. I'm still laughing

Cindyt1987

song - Dream on

"sing for the laughter and sing for the tear"

when i was a kid i thought it was "sing for the mammals and sing for the deer"