Song lyrics you always messed up

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  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Most of what Michael Stipe sang prior to 1987 (Document).
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    wrapped up like a douche.....another runner in the night.

    heh

    Yup. Me too.

    Also, Stray Cat Strut:

    What it says, "Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."

    What I hear, "Wow stray cat, you're a real dog guy."
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    wrapped up like a douche.....another runner in the night.

    heh

    hahahahahahahaha ALWAYS
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    There's nothing that a million men on mars could ever do! - Toto's Africa.
  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
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  • mnishi
    mnishi Posts: 419 Member
    "They paved paradise and put a f*cking lot." - Counting Crows remake
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    Celine dion -Titanic song: "Near, Far wherever you are.."

    I used to say "Knee, Fall wherever you are." (like fall to your knees...?)
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    concrete-jungle-wet-dream-tomato_o_82096.jpg

    um... Christina Aguilera doesn't sing that song. Alicia Keys does.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Van Halen - Panama

    Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag.
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    AC/DC - Dirty Deeds

    "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief!"
  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
    Celine dion -Titanic song: "Near, Far wherever you are.."

    I used to say "Knee, Fall wherever you are." (like fall to your knees...?)


    YES! And "my hot dogs go onnnn!"
  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
    concrete-jungle-wet-dream-tomato_o_82096.jpg

    um... Christina Aguilera doesn't sing that song. Alicia Keys does.

    Learn your memes!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    "He's a pooh operator" - Sade
    "Bring me an iron lung" - Steve Winwood
    "With these hungry thighs" - Eric Carmen
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    AC/DC - Dirty Deeds

    "Dirty Deeds, Thunder Chief!"

    I had a friend who sang that exact same thing!

    I think my worst one was Benny and the Jets:

    "She's got electric boobs... a mohawk too! Ya know I read it in a magaziiiiiiine..."
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    concrete-jungle-wet-dream-tomato_o_82096.jpg

    um... Christina Aguilera doesn't sing that song. Alicia Keys does.

    Learn your memes!

    :laugh:
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Van Halen - Panama

    Reached down between my legs and squeezed my seed bag.

    Sounds painful.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    honestly in that taylor swift song i heard "I know you were trouble when you walked in, you grew in places that shouldnt have been"

    Lmao! How can you NOT grow in places when you look at T. swift, though?
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    Carrying a laser down the road that I must travel.

    Carrying a laser through the darkness of the niiiight.
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    Blinded by the light
    Roughed up like a douche
    Another rubber in the night!
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    Hey Hey Hey, Jacques the Monkey - Peter Gabriel
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,979 Member
    So let it whip, time, let it whip (Dazz band)

    Totally don't know all the words


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  • lorcart
    lorcart Posts: 406 Member
    1. After the POISON SUMMER has gone.....

    Then there's...
    2. You're my best friend....best friend with Anna Fetz.... (I had no idea who Anna Fetz was..but apparently her best friend)
  • lorcart
    lorcart Posts: 406 Member
    I had a friend who thought Rock the Casbah was F*** the dashboard! lol Now when I listen to that song....that's all I can hear!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    When I was very young (about 6 or 7?) and my older sister was getting married, I drew her a card with a girl in a big poofy wedding gown, and wrote, "Here comes the bride... all dressed and wide."

    She didn't appreciate it.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    "I buried Paul" The Beatles - Sgt Pepper album...........or did we mess it up ???:smokin:
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    I had a friend who thought Rock the Casbah was F*** the dashboard! lol Now when I listen to that song....that's all I can hear!
    I had a friend that thought it was "Rock the catbox"
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Back when I was dating my wife (possibly engaged) I told her she reminded me of a 30 seconds to Mars song. She came back and was like "WTF...The song is called 'The Kill' and says You break me down and "Bury Me, Bury"..

    I was like "oops, I swear I thought it said "marry me Marry Me". I then had made a parody song change all of the words to a love song. :laugh:
  • Lesley2901
    Lesley2901 Posts: 372 Member
    When my daughter was young Robbie Williams had a hit with Millenium and I heard her singing along beginning with 'we've gotta stop stuffing eggs in our face' for the first line which is actually 'we've got stars directing our fate' and I had to agree that's what it sounded like!
  • randysbombshellgirl
    randysbombshellgirl Posts: 338 Member
    wrapped up like a douche.....another runner in the night.

    heh
    Does anyone know WTF he's actually saying? This has always drove me nuts!

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