Eating 3500 cals a day ant not loosing!

I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
im still not loosing!
What is going on?
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  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
    You are eating back all your sarcasm cals. Don't do that!
  • emma155
    emma155 Posts: 152 Member
    oh and im 5'4" female.

    I do 30 mins of walking and i play on the wii twice a week.
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
    You are eating back all your sarcasm cals. Don't do that!
    True. They may taste good, but underneath it all, they're basically just bitter.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.
  • emma155
    emma155 Posts: 152 Member
    You are eating back all your sarcasm cals. Don't do that!
    True. They may taste good, but underneath it all, they're basically just bitter.


    I get 3000 of these cals from chocolate.
    Which does not taste bitter.
    It did, but i gave up the dark chocolate.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Hey OP

    My best guess is that you're overtraining.

    I'd take a rest week and bump your calories up to about 5000.

    That should do it.

    :flowerforyou:
  • emma155
    emma155 Posts: 152 Member
    this is not a joke thread. it belongs here. It is a seriouse as all the other threads.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    your symptoms point towards ebola.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,329 Member
    I recommend a high protein raw food diet. Raw beef, pork and chicken will help you attain the losses you seek, especially if you leave them out for a day or so.
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
    im still not loosing!
    What is going on?

    yawn. guess we will have to wait for a legit funny thread this friday.
  • shmoony
    shmoony Posts: 237 Member
    Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.

    Joke threads belong everywhere. It's people who take themselves too seriously that fuel the media driven politically correctness these days. It's almost unbearable. Please stop..... for me.
  • rumplesnat
    rumplesnat Posts: 372
    I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
    im still not loosing!
    What is going on?

    yawn. guess we will have to wait for a legit funny thread this friday.

    No doubt.
  • I've seen funnier but A for trying. :)
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    ***yawn***
    unoriginal response to an unoriginal and unfunny thread.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Unless it's 3500 calories worth of raspberry ketones, you're doomed to fail.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    That poor ant. 3500 calories a day is a lot for the little bugger.

    Maybe try feeding him a leaf a week. Or some powdered ant food.

    Should work.
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
    If you aren't eating ice cream and/or pop tarts, that would explain it.
  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
    I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
    im still not loosing!
    What is going on?

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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
    That poor ant. 3500 calories a day is a lot for the little bugger.

    Maybe try feeding him a leaf a week. Or some powdered ant food.

    Should work.

    Well, I'm sure 3500 calories a day would force the ant to loosen his belt at least
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
    ***yawn***
    unoriginal response to an unoriginal and unfunny thread.

    The sarcasm calories part was ok, though? I get my validation from this forum, you see.

    That I didn't give in to the obvious gambit of misspelling "losing" has to count in my favour, along with the fact that I didn't tell the original poster how much they sucked.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member


    ev56ao.gif

    win!
  • Wantmy2dollars
    Wantmy2dollars Posts: 13 Member
    Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.

    Joke threads belong everywhere. It's people who take themselves too seriously that fuel the media driven politically correctness these days. It's almost unbearable. Please stop..... for me.
    I disagree. It's not about political correctness. I'm all for humor, but some people come here for help. They may tend to look in the "General Diet and Weight Loss Help" forum when doing that. I feel for those people that come in here and have to sift through the thread before finding that it is a joke, if they get far enough to realize it before taking some bad advice.

    To me it is about as funny as the original poster and everyone that played along wandering into an AA meeting drunk and laughing while saying "I'm an alcoholic and I want help" it comes across as you mocking the people that have a problem and have not figured it out yet, while somehow acting as if you are above them.
  • SRH7
    SRH7 Posts: 2,037 Member
    A Master Cleanse should do the trick - should shift any food that is backing up inside.
  • 3500 cals a day! Is that all! You need to eat much more than that preferably fried chicken, icecream ect I i could go on but i have an ambulance outside waiting to take me once they have taken the wall out.
  • emma155
    emma155 Posts: 152 Member
    if you take weight loss to seriously you wont get any where, it will destroy you when you gain 2 lb even though you have eaten in you goal like a robot all week!
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  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.

    Joke threads belong everywhere. It's people who take themselves too seriously that fuel the media driven politically correctness these days. It's almost unbearable. Please stop..... for me.

    I see Joke threads. All the time. Typed out like regular threads. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're jokes.
  • VorJoshigan
    VorJoshigan Posts: 1,106 Member
    Who cares where the tread belongs. The tragedy is how lame the joke is.

    True dat.

    Though I would say I do care about where the tread belongs. It belongs on the road. There is danger otherwise.

    (I acknowledge that your response is most likely applicable to my post as well)
  • Sabine_Stroehm
    Sabine_Stroehm Posts: 19,263 Member
    Oh yay, yet another misplaced thread mocking others.:indifferent: