Eating 3500 cals a day ant not loosing!

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emma155
emma155 Posts: 152
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I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
im still not loosing!
What is going on?
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  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
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    You are eating back all your sarcasm cals. Don't do that!
  • emma155
    emma155 Posts: 152
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    oh and im 5'4" female.

    I do 30 mins of walking and i play on the wii twice a week.
  • wikitbikit
    wikitbikit Posts: 518 Member
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    You are eating back all your sarcasm cals. Don't do that!
    True. They may taste good, but underneath it all, they're basically just bitter.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.
  • emma155
    emma155 Posts: 152
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    You are eating back all your sarcasm cals. Don't do that!
    True. They may taste good, but underneath it all, they're basically just bitter.


    I get 3000 of these cals from chocolate.
    Which does not taste bitter.
    It did, but i gave up the dark chocolate.
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    Hey OP

    My best guess is that you're overtraining.

    I'd take a rest week and bump your calories up to about 5000.

    That should do it.

    :flowerforyou:
  • emma155
    emma155 Posts: 152
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    this is not a joke thread. it belongs here. It is a seriouse as all the other threads.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    your symptoms point towards ebola.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    I recommend a high protein raw food diet. Raw beef, pork and chicken will help you attain the losses you seek, especially if you leave them out for a day or so.
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
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    I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
    im still not loosing!
    What is going on?

    yawn. guess we will have to wait for a legit funny thread this friday.
  • shmoony
    shmoony Posts: 237 Member
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    Joke threads belong in the Chit Chat section.

    Joke threads belong everywhere. It's people who take themselves too seriously that fuel the media driven politically correctness these days. It's almost unbearable. Please stop..... for me.
  • rumplesnat
    rumplesnat Posts: 372
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    I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
    im still not loosing!
    What is going on?

    yawn. guess we will have to wait for a legit funny thread this friday.

    No doubt.
  • BillyWeaver1234
    BillyWeaver1234 Posts: 27
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    I've seen funnier but A for trying. :)
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    ***yawn***
    unoriginal response to an unoriginal and unfunny thread.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Unless it's 3500 calories worth of raspberry ketones, you're doomed to fail.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
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    That poor ant. 3500 calories a day is a lot for the little bugger.

    Maybe try feeding him a leaf a week. Or some powdered ant food.

    Should work.
  • geekyjock76
    geekyjock76 Posts: 2,720 Member
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    If you aren't eating ice cream and/or pop tarts, that would explain it.
  • __RANDY__
    __RANDY__ Posts: 1,036 Member
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    I have upped my calories (at everyones suggestions) to 3500 calories a day from 1200.
    im still not loosing!
    What is going on?

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  • sunsnstatheart
    sunsnstatheart Posts: 2,544 Member
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    That poor ant. 3500 calories a day is a lot for the little bugger.

    Maybe try feeding him a leaf a week. Or some powdered ant food.

    Should work.

    Well, I'm sure 3500 calories a day would force the ant to loosen his belt at least
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
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    ***yawn***
    unoriginal response to an unoriginal and unfunny thread.

    The sarcasm calories part was ok, though? I get my validation from this forum, you see.

    That I didn't give in to the obvious gambit of misspelling "losing" has to count in my favour, along with the fact that I didn't tell the original poster how much they sucked.

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