What they say... What they really mean...
WinnerVictorious
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great burn = I'm writing on your wall so that you don't de-friend me
loose = lose
you look great = you look like you need a compliment
i'm considering a detox cleanse = i am gullible
i'm elite = i'm an orthorexic teenager
i'm here to help you = i'm a personal trainer selling something from my facebook page
everybody's different = i don't want you to confuse me with facts
gluten is bad = i just helped the author of Wheat Belly buy a vacation home on Maui
i'm not a creeper = i'm a creeper
nice hat = did you get a free bowl of soup with that?
loose = lose
you look great = you look like you need a compliment
i'm considering a detox cleanse = i am gullible
i'm elite = i'm an orthorexic teenager
i'm here to help you = i'm a personal trainer selling something from my facebook page
everybody's different = i don't want you to confuse me with facts
gluten is bad = i just helped the author of Wheat Belly buy a vacation home on Maui
i'm not a creeper = i'm a creeper
nice hat = did you get a free bowl of soup with that?
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I didn't get any soup with my hat. I feel disappointed.0
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can we change "everybody is different" to "I have bad genetics"?
people are different... form varies, best training method varies, easiest diet to follow varies...
ill add a few
start fresh tomorrow= you really effed up today
any progress is moving in the right direction= I'm happy theres people doing worse than I am
are you eating clean?= do you insufflate broccoli and take oatmeal rectally
thats just your opinion= I have no clue about nutrition do I'll just discredit everyone's claims that dont coincide with the garbage I believe to be true
lets end strong
paleo and crossfit are the best option for the average person= fitness is my religion so I follow it blindly and take everything on faith0 -
Loving the Caddyshack reference.0
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can we change "everybody is different" to "I have bad genetics"?
people are different... form varies, best training method varies, easiest diet to follow varies...
"everybody's different" is almost always used to justify eating below BMR or damned close to it.0 -
Don't forget;
I'm not loosing weight- I thought eating 1200 cals a day would give me instant results
Am I eating enough?- PLEASE don't tell me to eat more!0 -
I'm big boned = I need to justify eating like a horse0
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Its either Water or Muscle = Of course you didnt get fatter from eating an entire pizza and walking on the treadmill for 5 minutes.0
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can we change "everybody is different" to "I have bad genetics"?
people are different... form varies, best training method varies, easiest diet to follow varies...
"everybody's different" is almost always used to justify eating below BMR or damned close to it.
lol... i feel ya... people just use it as an excuse to do all sorts of stupid things, as you've illustrated0 -
wtg!= I don't want you to unfriend me but can't be bothered to type more than 3 letters.0
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meh = meh0
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bump = I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread, I just want in before the lock so I can go back and laugh hysterically later while eating a poptart and drinking a beer :flowerforyou:0
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Treadmills make you jacked like a body builder.0
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bump = I have absolutely nothing to add to this thread, I just want in before the lock so I can go back and laugh hysterically later while eating a poptart and drinking a beer :flowerforyou:
made me laugh, thank you!0 -
Your turning fat into muscle: I have no idea how the human body works, but I want to be supportive about your weight gain
Why aren't you being supportive?!= Why aren't you telling me what I want to hear?!0 -
Please no negative comments = I know what I want to do is ill-advised and/or a gimmick, I am here for validation only0
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i'm not a creeper = i'm a creeper
Does this one work both directions?0 -
Its either Water or Muscle = Of course you didnt get fatter from eating an entire pizza and walking on the treadmill for 5 minutes.
This made me laugh!!!!0 -
are you eating clean?= do you insufflate broccoli and take oatmeal rectally
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i'm being sabotaged = i won't take responsibility for my own actions
i'm a coach = i'm not a coach, but i do have some shakes to sell you
i saw it on Dr. Oz = i'm unemployed and watch TV all day
ignore the haters = ignore the facts0 -
Good job staying under - Your food choices absolutely sucked, but at least you stayed under your calories. That counts for something, right?0
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Why am I being attacked?! = Why aren't you agreeing with me and telling me what I want to hear?0
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i saw it on Dr. Oz = i'm unemployed and watch TV all day
OH the Great and Powerful OZ. LOL0 -
this thread is full of win = this thread is fn hilarious0
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Am I wrong? = Don't tell me I'm wrong, I've already made up my mind0
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I'm hypothyroid OR I have PCOS = I've heard this makes people gain weight, so that's why I'm overweight. It's not that I consume WAY more calories than I expend. (Legitimately, these 2 conditions make it difficult to lose weight, but they don't cause weight gain, just facilitate it and are exacerbated by overeating and sedentary lifestyle.)
*friend requests sent with no message*= I'm collecting friends, all of them, don't care who you are, be my friend, I like friends, you're pretty and you probably smell good, I don't hate your face, let's be friends, friend, I like hugs, do you like hugs? Let's hug.
Anybody have any luck with the [insert diet, pills, black magic, or 1200 calories here]?= I've seen every post about how none of these things work, I don't know a single person in my personal life who's had any success with it, and I know exactly what has worked for everyone else, but PLEASE give me the one story of someone that it did work for so I can continue to delude myself.0 -
i need to cleanse the toxins = i need to assuage my guilt for over-eating0
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great burn = I'm writing on your wall so that you don't de-friend me
loose = lose
you look great = you look like you need a compliment
i'm considering a detox cleanse = i am gullible
i'm elite = i'm an orthorexic teenager
i'm here to help you = i'm a personal trainer selling something from my facebook page
everybody's different = i don't want you to confuse me with facts
gluten is bad = i just helped the author of Wheat Belly buy a vacation home on Maui
i'm not a creeper = i'm a creeper
nice hat = did you get a free bowl of soup with that?
:drinker:
Love it!0 -
No Soup For YOU = You come back, one year!0
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No Soup For YOU = You come back, one year!
i don't get it.
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Seinfeld Reference. If you don't get it you missed out on a great show.0
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