What they say... What they really mean...

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  • ghhosstt
    ghhosstt Posts: 112
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    Why am I being attacked?! = Why aren't you agreeing with me and telling me what I want to hear?
  • Only1Mickee
    Only1Mickee Posts: 415 Member
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    i saw it on Dr. Oz = i'm unemployed and watch TV all day

    OH the Great and Powerful OZ. LOL
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    this thread is full of win = this thread is fn hilarious
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    Am I wrong? = Don't tell me I'm wrong, I've already made up my mind
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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    I'm hypothyroid OR I have PCOS = I've heard this makes people gain weight, so that's why I'm overweight. It's not that I consume WAY more calories than I expend. (Legitimately, these 2 conditions make it difficult to lose weight, but they don't cause weight gain, just facilitate it and are exacerbated by overeating and sedentary lifestyle.)

    *friend requests sent with no message*= I'm collecting friends, all of them, don't care who you are, be my friend, I like friends, you're pretty and you probably smell good, I don't hate your face, let's be friends, friend, I like hugs, do you like hugs? Let's hug.

    Anybody have any luck with the [insert diet, pills, black magic, or 1200 calories here]?= I've seen every post about how none of these things work, I don't know a single person in my personal life who's had any success with it, and I know exactly what has worked for everyone else, but PLEASE give me the one story of someone that it did work for so I can continue to delude myself.
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    i need to cleanse the toxins = i need to assuage my guilt for over-eating
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    great burn = I'm writing on your wall so that you don't de-friend me
    loose = lose
    you look great = you look like you need a compliment
    i'm considering a detox cleanse = i am gullible
    i'm elite = i'm an orthorexic teenager
    i'm here to help you = i'm a personal trainer selling something from my facebook page
    everybody's different = i don't want you to confuse me with facts
    gluten is bad = i just helped the author of Wheat Belly buy a vacation home on Maui
    i'm not a creeper = i'm a creeper
    nice hat = did you get a free bowl of soup with that?


    :drinker:


    Love it!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    No Soup For YOU = You come back, one year!
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    No Soup For YOU = You come back, one year!

    i don't get it.

    ???
  • miked7344
    miked7344 Posts: 26 Member
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    Seinfeld Reference. If you don't get it you missed out on a great show.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    i'm a creeper
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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    i'm a creeper

    How YOU doin'?
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    Seinfeld Reference. If you don't get it you missed out on a great show.

    'twas a joke.

    hint: look at my avatar
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    You cray cray Girl= I want to grow up to be just like you
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Seinfeld Reference. If you don't get it you missed out on a great show.

    'twas a joke.

    hint: look at my avatar

    You just joked about a joke. Its jokeception!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,161 Member
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    I didn't get any soup with my hat. I feel disappointed.
    "Oh, it looks good on you though."
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    Seinfeld Reference. If you don't get it you missed out on a great show.

    'twas a joke.

    hint: look at my avatar


    You just joked about a joke. Its jokeception!

    you have no idea how deep that rabbit hole goes...
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    the Pill/Mirena/Depo made me fat = I ate whatever the hell I wanted, didn't move, and now I will blame it on birth control :mad:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    Seinfeld Reference. If you don't get it you missed out on a great show.

    'twas a joke.

    hint: look at my avatar

    Bless your heart...just bless your heart...
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    I <3 this thread.

    That is all.

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