Is there anything lamer than hearing guys talk about beer?

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  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    Beers good but pour me a whiskey please. Jameson, makers mark...I'm not picky
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    no beer? Southern Comfort or Jack Daniels then!

    Well if you want to change the subject to whiskey, I'm flexible. I prefer Woodford Reserve or Maker's though.
    Woodford Reserve or Maker's then? ok!

    "Maker's? It's over on the far wall right under the Malibu sign" working in a liquor store FTW :happy: :happy:

    I hate beer, but love liquor :drinker: Mostly vodka and rum, though...

    I heard two guys arguing about basketball and football stats for 2.5 hours today. That was pretty annoying.
  • foot2wood
    foot2wood Posts: 149 Member
    There is. Posting a topic on the internet about how lame it is to talk about something so awesome.

    Mmm, beer.


    ^^^THIS^^^ is true
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Mmm, I LOVE beer!!

    Thanks for all the suggestions, adding to my list of ones I need to try.

    Can always go for a Jack and Coke too!

    Or tequila

    Or cake vodka
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I'm easy, Captain and diet please.
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
    Is there anything that you actually like?

    You seem to post thread after thread of things you don't like.

    You don't like SUV's. You don't like people who work out at the gym at whatever time of the day. You don't like people who hang onto the treadmill. You don't like hanging onto the handles of the elliptical. You don't like beer.

    Seems the only thing you DO LIKE is pissing and moaning?
  • CkepiJinx
    CkepiJinx Posts: 613 Member
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    I just watched this episode the other day!
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    I just watched this episode the other day!

    Bad Beer. So awful but so great at the same time.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    Is there anything that you actually like?

    You seem to post thread after thread of things you don't like.

    You don't like SUV's. You don't like people who work out at the gym at whatever time of the day. You don't like people who hang onto the treadmill. You don't like hanging onto the handles of the elliptical. You don't like beer.

    Is the only thing you DO LIKE is pissing and moaning?

    :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Is there anything that you actually like?

    You seem to post thread after thread of things you don't like.

    You don't like SUV's. You don't like people who work out at the gym at whatever time of the day. You don't like people who hang onto the treadmill. You don't like hanging onto the handles of the elliptical. You don't like beer.

    Is the only thing you DO LIKE is pissing and moaning?

    QFT
  • Sharkington
    Sharkington Posts: 485
    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROJbBDQUknh2pnNcS2IU4NmXIGy2nkLXwQJtoUBJm1IrDfERe5

    Bahaha.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    OP's just a troll. He OBVIOUSLY wants to talk about beer. He's gotta know this topic is going to be a beer-talker magnet...:laugh:
  • corsayre8
    corsayre8 Posts: 551 Member
    Yup, listening to *****es complain about it ;-)
  • EricwStultz
    EricwStultz Posts: 18
    Heard a guy yell at the bartender for not pouring his beer correctly and not getting the proper head. It was a free open bar. I was like " Are you serious!?!?!?!?! that was pretty lame.
  • EricwStultz
    EricwStultz Posts: 18
    Is there anything that you actually like?

    You seem to post thread after thread of things you don't like.

    You don't like SUV's. You don't like people who work out at the gym at whatever time of the day. You don't like people who hang onto the treadmill. You don't like hanging onto the handles of the elliptical. You don't like beer.

    Is the only thing you DO LIKE is pissing and moaning?

    QFT


    hahahaha
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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    Your welcome.
  • astronomicals
    astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
    "I tried some blah blah IPA this weekend, man"
    "Nice dude! I saw that on sale at Whole Foods"

    And then they start going back and forth until someone says "chocolate pilsner" and then the convo ends because the pretension has reached maximum levels.

    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:

    its nice for when i love beer and brew and dont have to talk about crap I hate or pretend to listen to stupid stuff before I take em home and plow em bent over my kegerator..

    ok.. maybe slightly embellished.. i dont need em scuffin up my keggerator
  • DatEpicChick
    DatEpicChick Posts: 358 Member
    I LOVE BEER.

    you are no friend of mine. >.<

    hating on the lovers of beer.... you should be ashamed young sir.
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    I'd suggest that the OP
    Try one of these....

    You know, to pull the cork out


    ....

    Of the beer. Yeah, the beer.

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    beer is lame.

    Scotch is awesome.

    Single malt scotch is awesomer
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    The only thing lamer than that might be using a selfie of an Italian model as your avatar.

    ouch! It burns so good!
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    You're talking to the wrong girl... I went to a beer fest on a steam train for my birthday one year... Can I have the OP's man card?

    I like little local beers (Whitstable Brewery does some nice ones), Belgian beers (Duvel, all the fruit ones) and the occasional easy-drinking Japanese beer (Asahi etc). Whiskey-wise, a peaty scotch is best. And I love a good sake, champagne, cider, liqueur (St Germain, bit of Absinthe), tequila, wine... :drinker:

    But right now I'm a tee-totaller because I'm pregnant :sad:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:

    I would agree with that statement.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    "I tried some blah blah IPA this weekend, man"
    "Nice dude! I saw that on sale at Whole Foods"

    And then they start going back and forth until someone says "chocolate pilsner" and then the convo ends because the pretension has reached maximum levels.

    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:
    yes their odd fascination with farts and other bodily functions
  • meagalayne
    meagalayne Posts: 3,382 Member
    Did someone say beer? :huh:

    I'm in!

    Also, thanks for the insensitive reinforcement of gender stereotypes. I talk pretentiously about beer more than any of my male friends. I guess I was supposed be a "dude" instead...
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Yes. Hearing guys talk about sports. Or lawn care. Or car decks. I could go on...

    Beer is a great discussion topic, and a man who is knowledgeable about beer is a pretty damn sexy quality, so you can sit down now.
    How is that sexy? He wants you to drink enough to get laid.
    This is just dumb. You know some people can enjoy a beer and enjoy discussing beer without any notions of getting in bed with a person.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    HOW DARE PEOPLE WITH COMMON INTERESTS HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE COMMON INTERESTS?!??!

    So lame.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    no beer? Southern Comfort or Jack Daniels then!

    Well if you want to change the subject to whiskey, I'm flexible. I prefer Woodford Reserve or Maker's though.

    Southern Comfort is not a whiskey.

    But this does remind me that I need to buy some whiskey tonight.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Absolutely. Hearing women discussing shopping.

    -Sales.
    -BOGO.
    -1/2 off.
    -One day sale only.
    -2 for 1.

    I don't care. If you want it, buy it. No need to tell me what a Black Belt shopper you are. Especially when half of it will be going back next week. Just tear the tags off it, put it away and make me a sandwich.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
    There is. Posting a topic on the internet about how lame it is to talk about something so awesome.

    Mmm, beer.

    I was about to say the same thing but you are so awesome you beat me to it.

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