Is there anything lamer than hearing guys talk about beer?

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  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    The only thing lamer than that might be using a selfie of an Italian model as your avatar.

    ouch! It burns so good!
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
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    You're talking to the wrong girl... I went to a beer fest on a steam train for my birthday one year... Can I have the OP's man card?

    I like little local beers (Whitstable Brewery does some nice ones), Belgian beers (Duvel, all the fruit ones) and the occasional easy-drinking Japanese beer (Asahi etc). Whiskey-wise, a peaty scotch is best. And I love a good sake, champagne, cider, liqueur (St Germain, bit of Absinthe), tequila, wine... :drinker:

    But right now I'm a tee-totaller because I'm pregnant :sad:
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:

    I would agree with that statement.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    "I tried some blah blah IPA this weekend, man"
    "Nice dude! I saw that on sale at Whole Foods"

    And then they start going back and forth until someone says "chocolate pilsner" and then the convo ends because the pretension has reached maximum levels.

    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:
    yes their odd fascination with farts and other bodily functions
  • meagalayne
    meagalayne Posts: 3,382 Member
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    Did someone say beer? :huh:

    I'm in!

    Also, thanks for the insensitive reinforcement of gender stereotypes. I talk pretentiously about beer more than any of my male friends. I guess I was supposed be a "dude" instead...
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    Yes. Hearing guys talk about sports. Or lawn care. Or car decks. I could go on...

    Beer is a great discussion topic, and a man who is knowledgeable about beer is a pretty damn sexy quality, so you can sit down now.
    How is that sexy? He wants you to drink enough to get laid.
    This is just dumb. You know some people can enjoy a beer and enjoy discussing beer without any notions of getting in bed with a person.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    HOW DARE PEOPLE WITH COMMON INTERESTS HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE COMMON INTERESTS?!??!

    So lame.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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    no beer? Southern Comfort or Jack Daniels then!

    Well if you want to change the subject to whiskey, I'm flexible. I prefer Woodford Reserve or Maker's though.

    Southern Comfort is not a whiskey.

    But this does remind me that I need to buy some whiskey tonight.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Absolutely. Hearing women discussing shopping.

    -Sales.
    -BOGO.
    -1/2 off.
    -One day sale only.
    -2 for 1.

    I don't care. If you want it, buy it. No need to tell me what a Black Belt shopper you are. Especially when half of it will be going back next week. Just tear the tags off it, put it away and make me a sandwich.
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
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    There is. Posting a topic on the internet about how lame it is to talk about something so awesome.

    Mmm, beer.

    I was about to say the same thing but you are so awesome you beat me to it.
  • Kxgz
    Kxgz Posts: 198 Member
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    Whatever...I heart beer
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
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    "I tried some blah blah IPA this weekend, man"
    "Nice dude! I saw that on sale at Whole Foods"

    And then they start going back and forth until someone says "chocolate pilsner" and then the convo ends because the pretension has reached maximum levels.

    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:

    I'll help you piece things together young lady....
    lives in san francisco
    doesnt like beer
    profile says lives on fruit and doesnt need protein
    Wants to move like a ballerine on profile too
    thinks he wasnt supposed to be a guy......

    .....wait.....you're a dude?

    my task just became harder...needed a double take on yr photo sorry.

    try this

    drink some beer...eat some protein....stop eating cumquats
    or start wearing skirts princess and leave beer out of this.
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
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    "I tried some blah blah IPA this weekend, man"
    "Nice dude! I saw that on sale at Whole Foods"

    And then they start going back and forth until someone says "chocolate pilsner" and then the convo ends because the pretension has reached maximum levels.

    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:

    I'll help you piece things together young lady....
    lives in san francisco
    doesnt like beer
    profile says lives on fruit and doesnt need protein
    Wants to move like a ballerine on profile too
    thinks he wasnt supposed to be a guy......

    .....wait.....you're a dude?

    my task just became harder...needed a double take on yr photo sorry.

    try this

    drink some beer...eat some protein....stop eating cumquats
    or start wearing skirts princess and leave beer out of this.

    Boom! That just happened...
  • NutellaAddict
    NutellaAddict Posts: 1,258 Member
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    More of a hard liquor type of person myself, but I have stopped drinking completely for about 1.5 years :smile:
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
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    "I tried some blah blah IPA this weekend, man"
    "Nice dude! I saw that on sale at Whole Foods"

    And then they start going back and forth until someone says "chocolate pilsner" and then the convo ends because the pretension has reached maximum levels.

    Sometimes I think I wasn't supposed to be a guy. :sick:


    You're correct. Give me your man card. REVOKED.

    And anybody that buys their IPA at Whole Foods should be mocked in the street. And a chocolate pilsner?... oh. I could go on and on with the wrongs committed here.
  • kokalvt
    kokalvt Posts: 143
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    Cheers to beers, errrbody!!
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
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    I love beer.
  • jessilyn76
    jessilyn76 Posts: 532 Member
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    yes........a person that claims to love GOOD wine and orders a white zinfindel........ick.
  • dodihere
    dodihere Posts: 490
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    Uhm, I am a girl and love talking about beer. and wine.
  • wswilliams67
    wswilliams67 Posts: 938 Member
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    "Is there anything lamer than hearing guys talk about beer?"



    Yes. Lame forum posts.

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