I want her, She doesn't want me >=(

whierd
whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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I have known her 165 hours and 22 minutes. She keeps saying no when I ask her to marry me. How do I make or trick her into loving me?
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  • RandiLandCHANGED
    RandiLandCHANGED Posts: 630 Member
    Didn't you get my text? I changed my answer to YES!
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  • beckieboomoo
    beckieboomoo Posts: 590 Member
    Can i come to the wedding xD
  • megsmom2
    megsmom2 Posts: 2,362 Member
    I see what you did there....
  • Nikki_WantsIt
    Nikki_WantsIt Posts: 204 Member
    Should've given her some cheese. She'd have been cheese in your hands if you had. Easy mistake to make mate, we've all done it.
    cheese!! yes.. u have the right idea!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Awwwww, will you be ok, do you need a hug? I promise the next one you meet it will only take 10 hours and 33 minutes. :drinker:
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Didn't you get my text? I changed my answer to YES!

    OH! My phone phone broke when the wall angrily attacked it after your previous No!
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    I have known her 165 hours and 22 minutes. She keeps saying no when I ask her to marry me. How do I make or trick her into loving me?

    Ruficolodas.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    Why assume that I don't care? I think that is a sweet story.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    That last line made me think of the show Psych
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
    Because you're not an atheist and you don't drink, smoke, or hang out with rowdy friends enough. Too boring.
  • Prephred
    Prephred Posts: 140 Member
    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    I think it's a wonderful story too.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Were you wearing the bunny ears when you proposed? Please say no. :p
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    I think it's a wonderful story too.

    It really is... and has had the unfortunate side effect of giving me bizarre and unrealistic expectations of romance and spontaneity.
  • IamSheaMc
    IamSheaMc Posts: 1,273 Member
    I have known her 165 hours and 22 minutes. She keeps saying no when I ask her to marry me. How do I make or trick her into loving me?

    Tell her how much you'll be a crappy boyfriend & be sure to show up at her house everyday whether she wants to see you are not.
  • emmymcq
    emmymcq Posts: 278 Member
    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    I care! :flowerforyou:
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where
  • kimad
    kimad Posts: 3,010 Member
    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    I think it's a wonderful story too.

    It really is... and has had the unfortunate side effect of giving me bizarre and unrealistic expectations of romance and spontaneity.

    My parents had a similiar story.... very sweet.
  • adoreabella
    adoreabella Posts: 87
    I want an invitation to the wedding =)
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...
  • kimad
    kimad Posts: 3,010 Member
    Well if you didn't text it, it didn't happen... I mean maybe you DONT GIVE HER ENOUGH ATTENTION.. maybe push a little bit harder, then assume you are just married becuase you spend time together, doesn't that just imply you are married? I mean actually women don't like to label relationships, that is too womanly, so maybe just do it yourself.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    True story- my dad proposed to my mom on their first date. They got married four weeks later, and it lasted 32 years until he passed away two years ago.

    Yeah, I know, you don't care. Suck it.

    why so hostile, buttercup?

    sounds like a dream come true.

    sorry you lost your dad.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Perhaps you need to apply more pressure..
    Maybe with a Special Trip.
    Take her to a remote location have the priest already waiting there.
    Open the trunk and let her out
    Take off the blindfold
    Unwrap the plastic she's wrapped in
    Carry her to the Top of the Rocks
    Pretend to drop her
    Make it look like your saving her life
    Then she will have no choice
    Instant recipe for love Tim

    Your welcome :drinker:
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Perhaps you need to apply more pressure..
    Maybe with a Special Trip.
    Take her to a remote location have the priest already waiting there.
    Open the trunk and let her out
    Take off the blindfold
    Unwrap the plastic she's wrapped in
    Carry her to the Top of the Rocks
    Pretend to drop her
    Make it look like your saving her life
    Then she will have no choice
    Instant recipe for love Tim

    Your welcome :drinker:

    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • Chris99mu
    Chris99mu Posts: 352 Member
    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    Water's fiiiiiiiinnnnne. Jump in!
  • Sharkington
    Sharkington Posts: 485
    You're too clingy and she doesn't want to grow up. ;)
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*
  • dakotawitch
    dakotawitch Posts: 190 Member
    Have you tried singing to her?

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