I want her, She doesn't want me >=(

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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*

    Yes!!!! I came on the right spot.

    Fixed it for you.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Perhaps you need to apply more pressure..
    Maybe with a Special Trip.
    Take her to a remote location have the priest already waiting there.
    Open the trunk and let her out
    Take off the blindfold
    Unwrap the plastic she's wrapped in
    Carry her to the Top of the Rocks
    Pretend to drop her
    Make it look like your saving her life
    Then she will have no choice
    Instant recipe for love Tim

    Your welcome :drinker:

    That is like our first date!!

    I watched her through her window at night for days, until she saw me and screamed with obvious delight. I was embarrassed so I ran off. The next day I made her a steak dinner and waited outside her house in the bushes and jumped out to surprise her and she pepper sprayed me!! Silly girl, the spices go on the steak!!!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    i told you not to listen to my advise on ladys i've been on a 11 year loseing streak so it your fault again you should never take lessons from some one worse off then you
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*

    Yes!!!! I came to the right spot.


    You look familliar? :flowerforyou:

    Giggity!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    You're too clingy and she doesn't want to grow up. ;)

    Oh you are a clever cookie, I see what you did!
  • nz_deevaa
    nz_deevaa Posts: 12,209 Member
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    Try the Master Cleanse.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:


    Awww, thanks toots!! We will call you "Option B". :wink: :laugh:
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    is this where the all female circle jerk is happening? the location got moved but they forgot to tell me where


    I'm trying to find a good spot..testing the waters here...

    Got a spot for you right here babe! *patting my lap*

    Yes!!!! I came on the right spot.

    Fixed it for you.

    Thanks :heart: :heart:
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
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    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:


    Awww, thanks toots!! We will call you "Option B". :wink: :laugh:



    Ok....well i will be playing with my other *rabbit* if you need me. :happy: :happy: :laugh:
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Have you tried Untying her?
    Did you tell her she is nothing without you?
    How far are you willing to go to convince her your her biggest fan?
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
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    you could always stalk her, or maybe kidnap her, LMAO.

    Are you really serious?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Well...if she doesn't want you...I'll take you:flowerforyou:


    Awww, thanks toots!! We will call you "Option B". :wink: :laugh:



    Ok....well i will be playing with my other *rabbit* if you need me. :happy: :happy: :laugh:

    I think you just became Option A. :love:
  • Lisa_licious
    Lisa_licious Posts: 26
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    She's obviously not worthy. How can she not see your the total package?!? I mean, seriously, look st all the attention she gets. Geesh.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    you could always stalk her, or maybe kidnap her, LMAO.

    Are you really serious?

    He is and now you just gave him crazy suggestions...
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    You could also call her and breathe really heavy into the phone.

    I hear women love that.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Have you tried Untying her?
    Did you tell her she is nothing without you?
    How far are you willing to go to convince her your her biggest fan?

    She promised not to run away this time. I believe her. I have tried telling her that I woukd still love her without feet (probably why she promised not to run LOL) but that may not be enough. I am willing to go as far as I need. I AM KRAZY IN LOVE
  • adoreabella
    adoreabella Posts: 87
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    Krazy in love, or just crazy?! :P
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    She's obviously not worthy. How can she not see your the total package?!? I mean, seriously, look st all the attention she gets. Geesh.

    I'm sure she sees the total package.
  • ChaseAlder
    ChaseAlder Posts: 804 Member
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    If you lock her up long enough, she'll come around.
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
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    Did you try bringing her digested shrimp and krill and regurgitating it at her feet? It works for the male black winged albatross.

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