Relationship question

TylerJ76
TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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The woman that I am currently having "relations" with is great. I really do like her.

I want to take it to the next level with her, but there is one problem. She has 8 cats.

Can I get past this??
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  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    No.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Get a dog.
  • BurtHuttz
    BurtHuttz Posts: 3,653 Member
    Sorry bra that's hoarder behavior. Too many cats lady has too many cats.

    She hot?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Can you include the cats in your relationship? Cats like to feel included.
  • JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh
    JustCallMe_Tanya_Eh Posts: 954 Member
    Sorry bra that's hoarder behavior. Too many cats lady has too many cats.

    She hot?



    This
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    Deal breaker. Keep doing her. Don't get serious. Cats can smother you in your sleep.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    She hot?

    Very.

    That's the problem, I want to get over it...but I just can't.

    Being hot does not cancel out having 8 cats, apparently
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    I don't know, it takes a big man to satisfy 8 cats. Are you up to the challenge?
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Just tell her if she wants to be anything more than "relations" then it's going to be either you or the cats. She'll give in and take you. She only has the cats to fill the void of not having someone as wonderful as you in her life.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    Well only 8 cats would be an issue for me. But she could always get more.
  • Lone_Wolf70
    Lone_Wolf70 Posts: 2,820 Member
    run, dude, run like youve never run before.

    I would erase your digital footprint as well.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    The number of cats that is acceptable is directly related to how hot and how willing she is.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Meow.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Just tell her if she wants to be anything more than "relations" then it's going to be either you or the cats. She'll give in and take you. She only has the cats to fill the void of not having someone as wonderful as you in her life.

    That's true!

    You're so smart!!!
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    The problem that I see is, are you a snuggler? Do you like to be kneeded? Do you like to kneed? These are important as I am sure she likes those things and you have to compete with 8 cats for her affections. :tongue: :heart:
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    The problem that I see is, are you a snuggler? Do you like to be kneeded? Do you like to kneed? These are important as I am sure she likes those things and you have to compete with 8 cats for her affections. :tongue: :heart:

    No, but I will be willing to poop in a box??
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    The problem that I see is, are you a snuggler? Do you like to be kneeded? Do you like to kneed? These are important as I am sure she likes those things and you have to compete with 8 cats for her affections. :tongue: :heart:

    No, but I will be willing to poop in a box??

    I hereby declare "I am willing to poop in a box." is the new "Just break up."
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    The problem that I see is, are you a snuggler? Do you like to be kneeded? Do you like to kneed? These are important as I am sure she likes those things and you have to compete with 8 cats for her affections. :tongue: :heart:

    No, but I will be willing to poop in a box??

    I hereby declare "I am willing to poop in a box." is the new "Just break up."

    :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    The problem that I see is, are you a snuggler? Do you like to be kneeded? Do you like to kneed? These are important as I am sure she likes those things and you have to compete with 8 cats for her affections. :tongue: :heart:

    No, but I will be willing to poop in a box??

    I hereby declare "I am willing to poop in a box." is the new "Just break up."

    :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
    :bigsmile: :drinker:
  • RoseKatet
    RoseKatet Posts: 149 Member
    The problem that I see is, are you a snuggler? Do you like to be kneeded? Do you like to kneed? These are important as I am sure she likes those things and you have to compete with 8 cats for her affections. :tongue: :heart:

    No, but I will be willing to poop in a box??

    You can only poop in the box after you establish dominance by peeing on the cats first....they will respect you after you mark your territory...I also recommend peeing on her...you have to let her know who is Alpha
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    Wtf?:noway:
  • avababy05
    avababy05 Posts: 930 Member
    Deal breaker. Keep doing her. Don't get serious. Cats can smother you in your sleep.

    This.they steal your breath and try to knock you down the stairs.

    Get away while you can.

    Or just do it at your house
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Wtf?:noway:

    :grumble: :grumble: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    wait she's already given you the milk before you bought the cow. Dump the slutty cat lady.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    wait she's already given you the milk before you bought the cow. Dump the slutty cat lady.

    Just because she has 8 cats doesn't mean she is a slut! Gosh, judgemental much?:laugh:
  • stiggy64
    stiggy64 Posts: 40 Member
    1 cat is too many, get out while you can
  • Tricep_A_Tops
    Tricep_A_Tops Posts: 319
    You need to even ask?? Run!!
  • 1223345
    1223345 Posts: 1,386 Member
    I knew a gal whose cat sneaked into her bedroom while her and her boyfriend were having sex. The cat decided to attack the poor fellas family jewels. Proceed with caution.
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    I would like an update regarding this relationship dilemma.










    And want to know if OP has his own litter box at his girlfriend's house.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    I don't know if you can get past this. As a dog and horse lover, I personally would run like Secretariat from any guy with 8 cats. There is no way you can keep them from STINKING the place up (doesn't matter if you spend half your life changing litter boxes), walking on you in bed, walking in their litter box and then on your countertops and table, filthy things that they are. Maybe if you insist on equality by having 8 big, drooling, smelly mastiffs.... but if you force her to choose between you and the cats, it's goodbye to you. Cat lovers are like that, from what I've seen. Good luck.

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