Shaven or Unshaven?

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  • dixiewhiskey
    dixiewhiskey Posts: 3,333 Member
    Legs? In the Summer, winter no
    Arms? No
    Pits? Yes
    Back? I have hair there? Uh no
    Face? No
    Situation? What's situation?
    Chest? No? LOL
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
    WTF is a "situation"??
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    YUM!!!, i like the rough, rugged type.,
  • twiggypal
    twiggypal Posts: 439 Member
    hair on head
    scruffy beard at the mo
    everywhere groomed but not smooth like a dolphin / boy
    Im a man damn it
  • tonytoo
    tonytoo Posts: 307
    Trim, everywhere but my head which I shave.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
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    As nature intended.

    You edited now I have to clarify so it doesn't look like I shave my back

    :laugh:
  • dixiewhiskey
    dixiewhiskey Posts: 3,333 Member
    WTF is a "situation"??

    Yeah lol, I think I missed the memo cause I don't get it either.. is that code word for pubes?
  • markdavy1982
    markdavy1982 Posts: 109 Member
    Shave face and torso, trim the delicate places.
  • prudism
    prudism Posts: 149 Member
    waxed all the way except back and arms not needed
  • benol1
    benol1 Posts: 867 Member
    Hi dixiewhiskey,
    WTF is a "situation"??

    Yeah lol, I think I missed the memo cause I don't get it either.. is that code word for pubes?

    Yeah, I reckon it must be.
    I just don't get the need to use cute euphemisms..
    Anyway...
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    Im all man! Just a big hairy man beast!!
  • aaronlawrenc
    aaronlawrenc Posts: 666 Member
    WTF is a "situation"??

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  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    hair on head
    scruffy beard at the mo
    everywhere groomed but not smooth like a dolphin / boy
    Im a man damn it

    Somehow a funny cartoon of a dolphin boy ran through my head...I think I need a little more sleep...but his skin was very smooth indeed!
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
    She asks me why
    I'm just a hairy guy
    I'm hairy noon and night
    Hair that's a fright
    I'm hairy high and low
    Don't ask me why
    Don't know
    It's not for lack of bread
    Like the Grateful Dead
    Darling


    Gimme head with hair
    Long beautiful hair
    Shining, gleaming,
    Streaming, flaxen, waxen


    Give me down to there hair
    Shoulder length or longer
    Here baby, there mama
    Everywhere daddy daddy


    Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow it
    My hair


    Let it fly in the breeze
    And get caught in the trees
    Give a home to the fleas in my hair
    A home for fleas
    A hive for bees
    A nest for birds
    There ain't no words
    For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
    Of my...


    Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow it
    My hair


    I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
    Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
    Oily, greasy, fleecy
    Shining, gleaming, streaming
    Flaxen, waxen
    Knotted, polka-dotted
    Twisted, beaded, braided
    Powdered, flowered, and confettied
    Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!


    Oh say can you see
    My eyes if you can
    Then my hair's too short


    Down to here
    Down to there
    Down to where
    It stops by itself


    They'll be ga ga at the go go
    When they see me in my toga
    My toga made of blond
    Brilliantined
    Biblical hair


    My hair like Jesus wore it
    Hallelujah I adore it
    Hallelujah Mary loved her son
    Why don't my mother love me?


    Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow it
    My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow it
  • She asks me why
    I'm just a hairy guy
    I'm hairy noon and night
    Hair that's a fright
    I'm hairy high and low
    Don't ask me why
    Don't know
    It's not for lack of bread
    Like the Grateful Dead
    Darling


    Gimme head with hair
    Long beautiful hair
    Shining, gleaming,
    Streaming, flaxen, waxen


    Give me down to there hair
    Shoulder length or longer
    Here baby, there mama
    Everywhere daddy daddy


    Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow it
    My hair


    Let it fly in the breeze
    And get caught in the trees
    Give a home to the fleas in my hair
    A home for fleas
    A hive for bees
    A nest for birds
    There ain't no words
    For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
    Of my...


    Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow it
    My hair


    I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
    Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
    Oily, greasy, fleecy
    Shining, gleaming, streaming
    Flaxen, waxen
    Knotted, polka-dotted
    Twisted, beaded, braided
    Powdered, flowered, and confettied
    Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!


    Oh say can you see
    My eyes if you can
    Then my hair's too short


    Down to here
    Down to there
    Down to where
    It stops by itself


    They'll be ga ga at the go go
    When they see me in my toga
    My toga made of blond
    Brilliantined
    Biblical hair


    My hair like Jesus wore it
    Hallelujah I adore it
    Hallelujah Mary loved her son
    Why don't my mother love me?


    Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow it
    My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
    Flow it, show it
    Long as God can grow it

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  • Legs? If I feel like it. I don't mind going out in a dress/skirt with a little bit of hair on my legs. If somebody judges me for it... well, shame on them for judging people.
    Arms? No. The hair there is so thin and light, there's no point.
    Pits? If I feel like it.
    Back? Nope.
    Face? Nope.
    Situation? If I feel like it.
    Chest? Nope.
  • swimmer_chick
    swimmer_chick Posts: 137 Member
    Waxing all the way! As someone said before.. no pain no gain huh.

    Legs? (Okay actually I shave these..)
    Arms? Don't really see the point
    Pits? Yes
    Back? No need!
    Face? No need!
    Situation? Definitely
    Chest? No..
    Ha!
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    I shave my neck once a week because it irritates me. Elsewhere? No shaving, waxing or depilatory, EVER.
  • crabbok
    crabbok Posts: 66 Member
    I shave my face twice a week.
    I trim my armpit hair, (My wife requests it, she thinks it's too long)
    I used to shave my chest but my wife didn't like it so now I don't anymore.
    I trim the crotchial region as needed.

    I'd consider getting my *kitten* waxed, I bet that'd feel strange.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I keep a goatee in the summer, and sometimes grow it into a short beard in the winter.
    Chest/arms/situation shave sometimes, just trim sometimes
    Pits trim
    Back shave what little sporadic hair there is
  • dezcast
    dezcast Posts: 429 Member
    legs shave or wax all the time
    situation shave or wax all the time
    arm pits shave or wax all the time

    No need for anything else lol Im not a hairy person
  • whatshouldieat
    whatshouldieat Posts: 101 Member
    Face: Shaven always
    Chest: trimmed always
    Situation: trimmed and shaven always.
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    Well?

    To specify ladies and gents....

    Legs? No
    Arms? No
    Pits? Trim
    Back? Not needed
    Face? Some
    Situation? Braid
    Chest? Yes
  • strawberrytoast
    strawberrytoast Posts: 711 Member
    Do people shave their arms? This is new to me.

    Screw waxing and shaving, epilator is where it's at
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    I only shave my face.
    I'm a man and wear my hair with a badge of honor.
    All real men have hair ladies.
    :D

    ^ agreed. men who shave their arms and legs freak me out. if I wanted that I would be with a woman lol.
    Wax! No pain no gain!

    A real man. Errr woman :D

    if you want to feel real pain, try an Epilator. You will CRY! :sad:
  • if you want to feel real pain, try an Epilator. You will CRY! :sad:

    They only really hurt the first couple of times using them! But it's easier than waxing (and not as messy) and if I don't have to deal with the intolerable razor burn that I always get every time I shave, then I'll deal with the few seconds of pain from using an epilator!
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    if you want to feel real pain, try an Epilator. You will CRY! :sad:

    They only really hurt the first couple of times using them! But it's easier than waxing (and not as messy) and if I don't have to deal with the intolerable razor burn that I always get every time I shave, then I'll deal with the few seconds of pain from using an epilator!

    yes I love my epilator for the same reasons. but the first time I used it I think I really did cry lol. and I was bleeding too. it wasn't pretty. now its super easy.
  • laural007
    laural007 Posts: 251 Member
    All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal- The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... The wax.

    My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

    It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.

    No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out.

    (Y A THINK!?!)

    So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. (Cold wax, "yeah... Right!")

    I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.

    It works!

    Ok, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad.

    I can do this!

    Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

    With me next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

    I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to t he inside of my butt cheek.

    (Yes, it was a long strip)
    I inhale deeply and brace myself... RRRRIIIPPP!

    I'm blind! Blinded from pain!... OH MY GOD!

    Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP!

    Another deep breathe and RRIIPP!

    Everything is swirly and spotted.

    I think I may pass out... Must stay conscious...

    Do I hear crashing drums?

    Breathe, breathe...

    OK, back to normal.

    I want to see my trophy- a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it.

    I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it.

    Where is the hair? WHERE IS THE WAX?

    Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.

    I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip.

    I touch. I am touching wax.

    CRAP!

    I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, wh ich I s now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

    Then I make the next BIG mistake... Remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet?

    I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.

    DANG!

    I hear the slamming of a cell door.

    "hoo-hoo"? Sealed shut!

    Butt? Sealed shut!

    I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!"

    What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water! Hot water melts wax!

    I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right?

    WRONG!

    I get in the tub- the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment- I sit.

    Now, the only th ing worse than having your nether regions glued together is having them glued together a n d then glued to the bottom of the tub.. In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

    So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!

    God bless the man who had convinced me a few moths ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!

    I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter- "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"

    There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or who-ha?"

    She's laughing out loud by now... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YE AH! RIGHT! ! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

    While we go through various sol ut ions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!

    By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

    My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace... The lotion the give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point?

    I rub some on and OH MY GOD!

    The scream probably woke the kids and scared the ens out of my friend.

    It's so painful, but I really don't care.

    "IT WORKS! It works!"

    I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs up.

    I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice t o my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!

    So I recklessly sh ave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts.

    I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

    Next week I'm going to try hair color.... Now that's funny...... Not!

    The things we women go thru :)
  • OneEyeUp
    OneEyeUp Posts: 373 Member
    I stay well trimmed . For women, I like everything shaved except for the obvious region.
  • rainbowbow
    rainbowbow Posts: 7,490 Member
    All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal- The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair, and now... The wax.

    My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

    It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.

    No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out.

    (Y A THINK!?!)

    So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. (Cold wax, "yeah... Right!")

    I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.

    It works!

    Ok, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad.

    I can do this!

    Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

    With me next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

    I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my *hoo-hoo* and stretching down to t he inside of my butt cheek.

    (Yes, it was a long strip)
    I inhale deeply and brace myself... RRRRIIIPPP!

    I'm blind! Blinded from pain!... OH MY GOD!

    Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. CRAP!

    Another deep breathe and RRIIPP!

    Everything is swirly and spotted.

    I think I may pass out... Must stay conscious...

    Do I hear crashing drums?

    Breathe, breathe...

    OK, back to normal.

    I want to see my trophy- a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it.

    I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it.

    Where is the hair? WHERE IS THE WAX?

    Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.

    I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip.

    I touch. I am touching wax.

    CRAP!

    I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, wh ich I s now covered in cold wax and matted hair.

    Then I make the next BIG mistake... Remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet?

    I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.

    DANG!

    I hear the slamming of a cell door.

    "hoo-hoo"? Sealed shut!

    Butt? Sealed shut!

    I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!"

    What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water! Hot water melts wax!

    I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right?

    WRONG!

    I get in the tub- the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment- I sit.

    Now, the only th ing worse than having your nether regions glued together is having them glued together a n d then glued to the bottom of the tub.. In scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

    So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!

    God bless the man who had convinced me a few moths ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!

    I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter- "So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"

    There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or who-ha?"

    She's laughing out loud by now... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YE AH! RIGHT! ! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

    While we go through various sol ut ions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!

    By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

    My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace... The lotion the give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point?

    I rub some on and OH MY GOD!

    The scream probably woke the kids and scared the ens out of my friend.

    It's so painful, but I really don't care.

    "IT WORKS! It works!"

    I get a hearty congratulations from my friend and she hangs up.

    I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice t o my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!

    So I recklessly sh ave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts.

    I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

    Next week I'm going to try hair color.... Now that's funny...... Not!

    The things we women go thru :)


    Bahahahahahah OMFG. This is why they use different wax for bikini isn't it? I've always wanted to try to get a landing strip, heart, or even my legs waxed because i have Keratosis Pilaris and my legs look like CONSTANT razor-burn. :( Not attractive.