The Negative Thread

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coffee enema

cebiginalaska

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coffee enema

Oh my gosh... I still can't believe there are actually people who prefer to take their coffee up the rear. Do they still use cream and sugar? :drinker:

MyChocolateDiet

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crossfit

Is that where you work out by throwing a tantrum because you've only been eating 1200 calories a day?

barely got it.
thomas and percy were cross

MyChocolateDiet

Paleo

don't get me started. i'll leave this one to someone else because I don't trust myself.

MyChocolateDiet

Clean foods

I wish to cross this one with detox cause they kind of seem to imply the same thing. kind of a drano/tailpipe scenario.

MyChocolateDiet

dumbest thread ever

Thread winner. For negativity. You've come to the right place. NOw make yourself comfortable. YOU were exactly who I had in mind when I started this thread.

MyChocolateDiet

"Just the tip" diet uses the same logic as preventing pregnancy and preventing detection by only inserting some of offending substance in the effort of not getting caught. IT still however implants the calories, magic sauce, and in this case username.....so yeah, no one gets off scott free. Not dieters, teenagers, or peepers. No one.

MyChocolateDiet

coffee enema

this one always makes a certain part of my anatomy feel pinched and I am unable to respond. {brain} you perverts. *smh*

MyChocolateDiet

How about the PDTF diet?

Put Down The Food diet? Yes it would be a winner if not for the fact that most people take at least a few bites first. And if that's cheesecake, fried chicken, and deep fried burritos, you're gonna be in real trouble real fast.

weevil66

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crossfit:bigsmile:

No religious talk on MFP thanks. You said "cross" and that means something to me, so blasphemy!

Cross as in angry? Cross as in swords?Cross as in Hot cross buns?

Buns. buns...bunbun....bunbun....bunny...bunny....playboy....chick with the puffy tail things.....puffy....doughnut.....doughnut....doooooouuuughhhnnnuuuuttttt......
mmmmmmmmm

ninessential

The tampon sucking diet. :sick: I just can't bare to watch...

DandelionCupcakes

and as for Dr. Oz. Is he even a Dr.? Does he even lift?

we're in love now ok.


thank you for this thread, op.

elenathegreat

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How about the PDTF diet?

Put Down The Food diet? Yes it would be a winner if not for the fact that most people take at least a few bites first. And if that's cheesecake, fried chicken, and deep fried burritos, you're gonna be in real trouble real fast.

Now I want some deep fried cheesecake!!

DalekBrittany

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How about the PDTF diet?

Put Down The Food diet? Yes it would be a winner if not for the fact that most people take at least a few bites first. And if that's cheesecake, fried chicken, and deep fried burritos, you're gonna be in real trouble real fast.

Clever girl! It's actually the put down the fork diet

weevil66

Great. You had to go mention fried food. Now I want fries and tempura.

OspreyVista

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How about the PDTF diet?

Put Down The Food diet? Yes it would be a winner if not for the fact that most people take at least a few bites first. And if that's cheesecake, fried chicken, and deep fried burritos, you're gonna be in real trouble real fast.

Clever girl! It's actually the put down the fork diet

Oh well that makes things simple. I just won't use a fork

fitfreakymom

Balanced

MyChocolateDiet

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How about the PDTF diet?

Put Down The Food diet? Yes it would be a winner if not for the fact that most people take at least a few bites first. And if that's cheesecake, fried chicken, and deep fried burritos, you're gonna be in real trouble real fast.

Clever girl! It's actually the put down the fork diet

Oh well that makes things simple. I just won't use a fork

oh yeah fer sure.



plenty of things can be eaten with the hands or even no hands.