Cheddar,Mozzerella or Velveeta

SandyHKSunshine

Which of the cheeses in the subject best describes the corny guys who email me all the time?
You are...such a cutie! (GREAT way to introduce yourself guys)
If I wanted CHEESE, I'd go to the store.
I give up

My0WNinspiration

Cheddahh

_DaniD_

Okay then.

BlackStarDeceiver

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

sizzle74

Most pointless post ever.

SandyHKSunshine

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

Oh you're quite the charmer aren't ya! But you know I respect that you wrote it in a public forum...and didn't send me some creeeepy email via MFP, like Im going to say, Oh but thank you SOOO much for your offer!
Just venting, sorry to come off as a b*tch. I joined MFP for my health and fitness, not for CHEESEEEEY pickup lines.

SandyHKSunshine

Most pointless post ever.

Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

Factory_Reset

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

sizzle74

Most pointless post ever.

Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

BlackStarDeceiver

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

sizzle74

Most pointless post ever.

Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
Should be named ButterFaceGirl

Yes. I am a butter face. Shall I put my butter in your pan?

iWaffle

Factory_Reset

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

BlackStarDeceiver

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

I'm more interested in your uvula.

oregonzoo

You seem a bit unpleasant. A bit meaning a lot.

Perhaps you should have a coke and a smile.

sizzle74

I love the heat up in here.

sizzle74

I think the adults scared the little girl away.

Barbellerella

Most pointless post ever.

Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
Should be named ButterFaceGirl

wow. I think she's cute. you're quite the hater aren't ya.

Admiral_Derp

MidwestAngel

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

I'm more interested in your uvula.

MINE

iulia_maddie

What would you like them to say?

Factory_Reset

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

I'm more interested in your uvula.

SlickFootAnna

Ohhhhhhhhhh snap

odusgolp

What would you like them to say?

Bend over?

etoiles_argentees

Brie de Melun.

Factory_Reset

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

I'm more interested in your uvula.

MINE

NO Midwest.....I'm gonna make him MINE!!!

sizzle74

Most pointless post ever.

Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
Should be named ButterFaceGirl

wow. I think she's cute. you're quite the hater aren't ya.

Thank you beautiful

_the_feniks_

Barbellerella

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Would you rather they comment on your fake hair?

drchimpanzee

Providing the whine to pair with the cheese I see. Good on you.