Cheddar,Mozzerella or Velveeta

Factory_Reset

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

I'm more interested in your uvula.

SlickFootAnna

Ohhhhhhhhhh snap

odusgolp

What would you like them to say?

Bend over?

etoiles_argentees

Brie de Melun.

Factory_Reset

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

I'm more interested in your uvula.

MINE

NO Midwest.....I'm gonna make him MINE!!!

sizzle74

Most pointless post ever.

Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
Should be named ButterFaceGirl

wow. I think she's cute. you're quite the hater aren't ya.

Thank you beautiful

_the_feniks_

Barbellerella

Mia_RagazzaTosta

Would you rather they comment on your fake hair?

drchimpanzee

Providing the whine to pair with the cheese I see. Good on you.

iulia_maddie

What would you like them to say?

Bend over?

After reading through this thread I do have an urge to tell OP to get bent.

SlickFootAnna

Hi, I'm Greg. I want to do things to your face.

Is that better?

I like you.

What kinds of things are we talkin about?

Things that would change your life forever, and I don't just mean a Valtrex prescription.

Interesting. Well, I've been told I have a pretty little mouth. Does that help?

I'm more interested in your uvula.

MINE

contingencyplan

This post has me in the mood for nachos. Mmmm cheese on nachos.

SandyHKSunshine

Most pointless post ever.

Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
Should be named ButterFaceGirl

wow. I think she's cute. you're quite the hater aren't ya.

No, I don't hate on anyone that doesnt come at me. MFP is a place for health, fitness, and support...not for picking up girls you know nothing about. I apologize to Jezebel, I was frustrated & I reacted to her post with negativity & I should not have in retrospect....I put my frustration with several inbox emails per day with cheesy pickup lines out there, and I got haters in return. If you're out for attention, then have at it. I am not and I present myself how I want to be treated. Courteous & respectful until Im spat at. I should not have spat back at Jezebel, and I apologize for that. But I will not apologize for NOT wanting corny pickup lines in my inbox everytime I log in to track my health & daily fitness goals.

escloflowneCHANGED

I just like to send this gif to get my point across

TX_Thundercat

Most pointless post ever.

Im sure as a self proclaimed Jezebel, you'll take any attention you can get. I don't need to flaunt my looks to attract quality.

Actually one of my friends I picture share with came up with my name. I am glad you like it. And you are SO CUTE!!!!!

I can see why your friend picked a picture w/o your face in it.
Should be named ButterFaceGirl

wow. I think she's cute. you're quite the hater aren't ya.

Thank you beautiful

^I'd hit it. ;-)

Oh and btw, this thread is useless without provolone.

sizzle74

I think the OP is too busy accepting/denying her thousands of friend requests so she can't reply.

SandyHKSunshine

So best of luck to all of you who are really here to improve yourselves, physically and mentally. I am off to Tai Chi, no more venting from me. I see what that resulted in.....Ciao bellas...& ciao cornballs

zyxst

I thought this was about cheese.

escloflowneCHANGED

No, I don't hate on anyone that doesnt come at me. MFP is a place for health, fitness, and support...not for picking up girls you know nothing about. I apologize to Jezebel, I was frustrated & I reacted to her post with negativity & I should not have in retrospect....I put my frustration with several inbox emails per day with cheesy pickup lines out there, and I got haters in return. If you're out for attention, then have at it. I am not and I present myself how I want to be treated. Courteous & respectful until Im spat at. I should not have spat back at Jezebel, and I apologize for that. But I will not apologize for NOT wanting corny pickup lines in my inbox everytime I log in to track my health & daily fitness goals.