How do i get my thigh gap back?

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  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
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    You call me and I make a gap between your legs.
    Are you a personal trainer?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Spread your legs... it gives you a huge thigh gap.
    How many times a day? And for how long?

    In an ideal world at least 3 times a day, but I wouldnt complain if it was once a day. Once again in an ideal world an hour or more, but realistic at least 15 to 30 minutes to achieve adequate thigh gappage.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Buy a motorcycle and sit on it?
  • k1229
    k1229 Posts: 135
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    are you joking? you must be joking? you look about 6 in that picture, no wonder you are getting daft comments back.

    Given that spot reduction is fantasy, i suggest plenty of running, squatting and cycling.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    I would combine an 800 calorie a day diet with 3 hours a day of zumba.

    Pft... Zumba makes you bulky, don't listen to this guy -- she needs to avoid all cardio and cut her calories way down. 500 calories and 3 hours of thigh master, while using a shake weight.
  • Liatush
    Liatush Posts: 627 Member
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    Time machine?

    Best Reply Ever!
  • squatsandlipgloss
    squatsandlipgloss Posts: 595 Member
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    Chew paper. 5 times a day.







    please don't. i am not trying to encourage EDs. eat, eat, eat!!!!
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
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    These 'joke' threads are so lame, either that or you really have not thought this question through.

    Surely this is a joke. Urgh.

    Wow . . . . the fact that you think this is a joke really says a lot about your character.
  • VeganCoco
    VeganCoco Posts: 104 Member
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    Literally cannot even tell if you are serious.
  • theCarlton
    theCarlton Posts: 1,344 Member
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  • Admiral_Derp
    Admiral_Derp Posts: 866 Member
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  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    I would combine an 800 calorie a day diet with 3 hours a day of zumba.

    Pft... Zumba makes you bulky, don't listen to this guy -- she needs to avoid all cardio and cut her calories way down. 500 calories and 3 hours of thigh master, while using a shake weight.
    Won't the thigh master give me big thighs?

    No! Just place the ball of the thigh master toward your special lady area, not your knees -- common mistake! This will indent your thighs as you tone! Your gap will back!
  • Tlglose
    Tlglose Posts: 49 Member
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    I agree with time machine. I can remember at the age of 31 being able to stand with my feet together and my thighs wouldn't touch. Now that I'm 51 it doesn't matter how skinny I get. My thighs will be forever in close contact..lol
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    Gaps are overrated, gapes are much better.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    I don't know...I need to lose 10 pound by tomorrow night because I'm meeting up with a couple sexy MFPers and I really need to lose that weight. So if you figure out your conundrum, maybe it will help me too!
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
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    I don't know...I need to lose 10 pound by tomorrow night because I'm meeting up with a couple sexy MFPers and I really need to lose that weight. So if you figure out your conundrum, maybe it will help me too!

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  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
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    Gaps are overrated, gapes are much better.

    Heh.
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
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    I don't know...I need to lose 10 pound by tomorrow night because I'm meeting up with a couple sexy MFPers and I really need to lose that weight. So if you figure out your conundrum, maybe it will help me too!

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I would combine an 800 calorie a day diet with 3 hours a day of zumba.

    Pft... Zumba makes you bulky, don't listen to this guy -- she needs to avoid all cardio and cut her calories way down. 500 calories and 3 hours of thigh master, while using a shake weight.
    Won't the thigh master give me big thighs?

    No, the spring action pushing against your inner thighs compresses the muscles there creating an instant thigh gap.

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