Help my wife won't let me make a sammich!
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make a burrito0
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put her in a ****ing cage and make your sandwich0
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This is just sad. I'll be dammed if I try to prevent my husband from making his sammich. My guy wants a sammich, he's getting a big ole' sammich.0
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LOL this is the best
OP I think that your wife doesnt think you are mentally capable of handling the complicated actions of creating a sandwich. I'm sure she fears you will burn down the house or have a breakdown cover yourself in mayo and run outside naked pounding on the neighbors' door saying, "I am Spartacus!" Who can blame the woman? Please next time you post something like this talk to your wife first admit you have a problem then report back with the hilarious shenanigans that follow.0 -
dafuq? this is supposed to be funny? :noway:
exactly what I was thinking0 -
That's a tough one.
On one hand, if you give in and don't make yourself a sammich, then you've allowed her to define what you can and cannot do.
Bang, there goes the man card.
On the other hand, if you make your own sammiches instead of telling her to do it...bang, there goes the man card.
Dude. I think you're just screwed.
Yes...that is quite the Catch 22...you are pretty much FUBAR...
It's actually worse than you think. She won't even let me get up and get my own beer anymore. smh
Once again trust issue you cant drink beer off the cat0 -
put her in a ****ing cage and make your sandwich
the get a cage for my house so I can be put in it too!
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I did it!
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Spank her bum and tell her you're the man0
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Every time, I try to make a sammich, she throws me out of the kitchen and tells me no. I hate this. I know that making sammiches will instantly cause me to lose muscle mass and my man card, but I just can't help it. What should I do?
It's good that you have a wife who wants to make you a sandwich herself. Keep testing her like this by attempting to make your own sandwich, get your own beer, or even asking her where the washing machine is in the house. These tests will keep her sharp and in tune with your needs. It will also add points to your man card.0 -
A couple of things...what would she rather have you eat? Also, why don't you just make it when she leaves the house?
AHAAHAHAHAHAA!!! A woman leaving the house! What is this opposite day.0 -
Man up or go hungry0
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Maybe the fact you are calling it a sammich has something to do with it..0
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Be sneaky and leave the bread off. Just weave some bacon together to replace it and she'll never even notice.0
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I'm confused.
You aren't allowed to eat sandwhiches or you aren't allowed to make your own?
In any case.
If my mans wants a sandwhich
It's better than drugs
so I will make him the sandwhich
And we are both happy
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lets define what a "sandwich" really is here.
some form of "bread" surrounding a combination of either meats/veggies and perhaps some sauce. i wont get into dessert type sandwiches for now.
so in this situation i think you can win by a technicality. make the sandwich out of order. two slices of bread on the bottom, meats/veggies/sauce on top.0 -
at least give the guy a coupon that hasn't expired!0 -
cant help you there, but here's a bacon house.
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You need a sammich speakeasy. A password protected haven with only the finest cuts of lunch meat, cheese, fancy breads... maybe even a panini press, so you can get your manly sammich making on in private. No one has to know.0
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Be sneaky and leave the bread off. Just weave some bacon together to replace it and she'll never even notice.
omg, this right here ^0
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